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colleen

colleen ANCHORAGE, AK, United States Member Since 2005
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  • "I can't believe he's 80!"

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    What's not to like. Cute stories about his life and career seasoned with the unique Shatner flavor. I only wish it was longer. If you like William Shatner than you like like this one.

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    Shatner Rules: Your Key to Understanding the Shatnerverse and the World at Large

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 27 mins)
    • By William Shatner, Chris Regan
    • Narrated By William Shatner
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    Admit it. You want to BE William Shatner. This collection of rules, illustrated with stories from Bill’s illustrious life and career, will show you how Bill became WILLIAM SHATNER, larger than life and bigger than any role he ever played. Shatner Rules is your guide to becoming William Shatner. Or, more accurately, beautifully Shatneresque.

    colleen says: "I can't believe he's 80!"
  • "Brand new fan"

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    Super fun, bright and refreshing. Jenny Lawson is like your best friend/alter ego with no filter, ADHD and a blogging problem who says the things that you are embarrassed to even think about. I loved every minute of it.

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    Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir)

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 41 mins)
    • By Jenny Lawson
    • Narrated By Jenny Lawson
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    For fans of Tina Fey and David Sedaris - Internet star Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, makes her literary debut. Jenny Lawson realized that the most mortifying moments of our lives - the ones we'd like to pretend never happened - are in fact the ones that define us. In Let's Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson takes readers on a hilarious journey recalling her bizarre upbringing in rural Texas, her devastatingly awkward high school years, and her relationship with her long-suffering husband, Victor.

    D. S. Smith says: "How the Bloggess almost made me crash my car!"
  • ""you're out of Grape Nuts..."

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    "We're out of Grape Nuts... No, what's left is for me. Sorry, I should have said "You're out of Grape Nuts." LOL! I loved every page of this book.

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    Sh-t My Dad Says

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 9 mins)
    • By Justin Halpern
    • Narrated By Sean Schemmel
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, 28-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his 73-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is “like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair,” has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him.

    Michael says: "Really Funny! Should Be Up for an Audie Award"
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A Peek at Elizabeth's Bookshelf

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Elizabeth's greatest hits:
  • England My England: Anglophilia Explained

    "Not so much..."

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    Well that was a ho-hum 38 minutes of my life. The promise of our love of Downton Abbey explored just didn't happen and in the end, it was a lot of rambling about nothing. Watch Downton, love the Queen and ignore the book.

  • Barrel Fever and Other Stories

    "Better luck next time"

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    Oh Mr. Sedaris, I am beginning to tire of you. Barrel Fever lacked the freshness and satire of your previous work, and was beyond pushing limits; it was down right inappropriate and sad at times. I was happier when I finished the book, and previously I could hardly put a Sedaris book down. Better luck next time.

  • Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls

    "Not his best"

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    Enjoyable, but not as good as other Sedaris classics. Some of the essays are more, ummmm, shall we say "uncomfortable" than others, but laughs do exist.

  • Shatner Rules: Your Key to Understanding the Shatnerverse and the World at Large

    "He's more full of himself than I thought"

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    There were times when I liked this book, and times when I didn’t. I’m not even sure if I want to recommend it or not. This book is only further evidence of Shatner’s view that the world revolves around him, and at times during the book his admission to this “fact” is very tongue-in-cheek hilarious. And while there was some laughter during the book, his so called “World of Shatner” becomes annoying at times; how does one person think so highly of himself?

Angie

Angie SAN MARCOS, TX, United States 04-10-13 Member Since 2010
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  • "Unbearable."

    10 of 11 helpful votes
    What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

    A refund.


    Has Hilarity Ensues turned you off from other books in this genre?

    Yes. Unless I want to use them as an education for my daughters about how some men think so they will know to RUN.


    How did the narrator detract from the book?

    He wrote it. No. He lived it.


    What character would you cut from Hilarity Ensues?

    His penis.


    Any additional comments?

    It's EXTREMELY difficult to offend me. I made it 20 minutes into this. Wasted time. Wasted money. I'm very sorry he didn't get an apology from the girl in whom he found a used condom. I'm very sorry I didn't read the reviews. I just couldn't imagine... Silly me.

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    Hilarity Ensues

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 38 mins)
    • By Tucker Max
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    Here's Tucker Max's third and final book in his series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole," and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here.

    Angie says: "Unbearable."

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    Car Talk, 1-Month Subscription  by Tom Magliozzi, Ray Magliozzi

    Car Talk, 1-Month Subscription

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    One of NPR's most popular programs, Car Talk lets listeners (2.3 million of them) call in with their car woes while the hosts dish out their wit and know-how. At the end of each hour, 2 of 2 things are guaranteed to happen: you'll learn something about your motor vehicle and you'll have a belly laugh. Get the latest issue or subscribe!

    Alex says: "Whoo hoo! It's CD burnable."
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    Life of the Party: Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child

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    • By Bert Kreischer
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    A collection of outrageous stories by the stand-up comic, TV host, and inspiration for the movie National Lampoon's Van Wilder. Bert Kreischer doesn't know how to say "no". If he did, he wouldn't have gotten himself mixed up with a group of Russian mobsters on a class trip to Moscow, earning him his nickname "The Machine". He wouldn't have wrestled with a bear or swum with sharks on national television. He wouldn't have (possibly) smoked PCP with a star of Saturday Night Live.

    pier ruaro says: "The machine!!!!"
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    Each week, listeners call in with their car woes and brothers in grime Tom and Ray Magliozzi dish out their wit and know-how. Get the latest issue or subscribe, and hear an interview with Tom and Ray.

    Harald says: "the best"
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    Sorry I Haven't a Clue has Radio Four's highest listening figures for light entertainment and won the 1998 Voice of the Listener and Viewer for top radio show.

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    I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, Volume 6

    • ORIGINAL (2 hrs and 6 mins)
    • By BBC Worldwide
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    Another helping of inspired ad-libbery from the multi award-winning BBC Radio 4 series.

    Linda says: "Unbeatable comedy!"
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    I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, Volume 4

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    Sorry I Haven't a Clue has Radio Four's highest listening figures for light entertainment and won the 1998 Voice of the Listener and Viewer for top radio show.

    Linda says: "I'm sorry I haven't a clue (4)"
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    • By Humphrey Lyttelton
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    I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, Volume 7

    • ORIGINAL (2 hrs and 7 mins)
    • By Tim Brooke-Taylor, Willie Rushton, Graeme Garden,
    • Narrated By Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer, Willie Rushton, and others
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    Another helping of inspired ad-libbery from the multi award-winning BBC Radio 4 series.

    Linda says: "How do they do it? Hysterically funny."
  • Bossypants (






UNABRIDGED) by Tina Fey Narrated by Tina Fey

    Bossypants

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 35 mins)
    • By Tina Fey
    • Narrated By Tina Fey
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    Before Liz Lemon, before "Weekend Update," before "Sarah Palin," Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TV. She has seen both these dreams come true. At last, Tina Fey's story can be told....

    Warren says: "Tina Fey broke my new SUV"
  • Go the F--k to Sleep (






UNABRIDGED) by Adam Mansbach, Ricardo Cortes (cover illustration) Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

    Go the F--k to Sleep

    • UNABRIDGED (6 mins)
    • By Adam Mansbach, Ricardo Cortes (cover illustration)
    • Narrated By Samuel L. Jackson
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    Academy Award nominee Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction) rocks this mock bedtime story, capturing a hilarious range of emotions as the voice of a father struggling to get his child to sleep. Go the F**k to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland.

    Darwin8u says: "Read the F--king REVIEW!"
  • Dad Is Fat (






UNABRIDGED) by Jim Gaffigan Narrated by Jim Gaffigan

    Dad Is Fat

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 26 mins)
    • By Jim Gaffigan
    • Narrated By Jim Gaffigan
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    In Dad is Fat, stand-up comedian Jim Gaffigan, who’s best known for his legendary riffs on Hot Pockets, bacon, manatees, and McDonald's, expresses all the joys and horrors of life with five young children - everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to toddlers’ communication skills ("they always sound like they have traveled by horseback for hours to deliver important news"), to the eating habits of four-year-olds ("there is no difference between a four-year-old eating a taco and throwing a taco on the floor").

    Sean says: "Good for Gaffigan fans - better for expecting dads"
  • Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls (






UNABRIDGED) by David Sedaris Narrated by David Sedaris

    Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 25 mins)
    • By David Sedaris
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    FanB14 says: "Devout Fan Disappointed"
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  • Seriously...I'm Kidding (






UNABRIDGED) by Ellen DeGeneres Narrated by Ellen DeGeneres

    Seriously...I'm Kidding

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    • By Ellen DeGeneres
    • Narrated By Ellen DeGeneres
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    "I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?" (Ellen DeGeneres)

    Julie says: "Not so much."
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ABRIDGED) by Adam Carolla Narrated by Adam Carolla

    President Me: The America That's in My Head

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    • By Adam Carolla
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    Matthew says: "Quite entertaining, but repetitive..."
  • Me Talk Pretty One Day (






ABRIDGED) by David Sedaris Narrated by David Sedaris

    Me Talk Pretty One Day

    • ABRIDGED (5 hrs and 51 mins)
    • By David Sedaris
    • Narrated By David Sedaris
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    Amazon Customer says: "You will ROFL"
  • Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir) (






UNABRIDGED) by Jenny Lawson Narrated by Jenny Lawson

    Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir)

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 41 mins)
    • By Jenny Lawson
    • Narrated By Jenny Lawson
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    For fans of Tina Fey and David Sedaris - Internet star Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, makes her literary debut. Jenny Lawson realized that the most mortifying moments of our lives - the ones we'd like to pretend never happened - are in fact the ones that define us. In Let's Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson takes readers on a hilarious journey recalling her bizarre upbringing in rural Texas, her devastatingly awkward high school years, and her relationship with her long-suffering husband, Victor.

    D. S. Smith says: "How the Bloggess almost made me crash my car!"
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  • Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim (






UNABRIDGED) by David Sedaris Narrated by David Sedaris

    Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

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    • By David Sedaris
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    In his newest collection of essays, David Sedaris lifts the corner of ordinary life, revealing the absurdity teeming below its surface. His world is alive with obscure desires and hidden motives, a world where forgiveness is automatic and an argument can be the highest form of love. Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim is another unforgettable collection from one of the wittiest and most original writers at work today.

    FanB14 says: "Read on...Hilarity Ensues"
  • Life of the Party: Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child (






UNABRIDGED) by Bert Kreischer Narrated by Bert Kreischer

    Life of the Party: Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child

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    • By Bert Kreischer
    • Narrated By Bert Kreischer
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    A collection of outrageous stories by the stand-up comic, TV host, and inspiration for the movie National Lampoon's Van Wilder. Bert Kreischer doesn't know how to say "no". If he did, he wouldn't have gotten himself mixed up with a group of Russian mobsters on a class trip to Moscow, earning him his nickname "The Machine". He wouldn't have wrestled with a bear or swum with sharks on national television. He wouldn't have (possibly) smoked PCP with a star of Saturday Night Live.

    pier ruaro says: "The machine!!!!"
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UNABRIDGED) by Jill Conner Browne Narrated by Jill Conner Browne

    Fat Is the New 30: The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Coping with (the Crappy Parts of) Life

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    • By Jill Conner Browne
    • Narrated By Jill Conner Browne
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    The Sweet Potato Queens are back and bawdier than ever in Southern belle extraordinaire Jill Conner Browne’s ninth edition of the hysterical series. Having experienced pretty much ALL of the crappy parts of life, Browne feels it is her duty to render whatever assistance she can to her fellow sufferers - and she does so in her own inimitable fashion.

    Her father taught her there are very few situations in life that we really and truly cannot change, and it is up to us to figure out how to either make fun OUT of them - or make fun OF them.

    Kathy says: "A cure for what ails ya"
  • Naked (






ABRIDGED) by David Sedaris Narrated by David Sedaris, Amy Sedaris

    Naked

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    • By David Sedaris
    • Narrated By David Sedaris, Amy Sedaris
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    Welcome to the hilarious, strange, elegiac, outrageous world of David Sedaris. In Naked, Sedaris turns the current mania for the memoir on its proverbial ear, mining the exceedingly rich terrain of his life, his family, and his unique worldview, a sensibility at once take-no-prisoners sharp and deeply charitable.

    Christine says: "My Favorite Sedaris"
  • The Great Hollywood Double Hustle (






UNABRIDGED) by Rory Cantwell Narrated by Anil Desai

    The Great Hollywood Double Hustle

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    • By Rory Cantwell
    • Narrated By Anil Desai
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    When a gang of film-star look-alikes decide to try and con a Hollywood producer into financing their bogus blockbuster movie, they know it's the biggest gamble of their lives but looking like the biggest flange of film-stars ever assembled to make a movie, has got to help. The Great Hollywood Double Hustle invites you into the curious world of a desperate gang of film-star look-alikes who are prepared to risk everything to escape what they consider to be, their dysfunctional Doppelgänger fate.

  • KHDZ (






UNABRIDGED) by David R. Beshears Narrated by Michael T. Bradley

    KHDZ

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    John Smith is the first person ever sent downstairs due to a mix-up in the paperwork. While this is sorted out, he is assigned to work at Hades' local television station, where he must deal with strange characters and stranger programming. All the more bizarre, he arrived just in time for Founder's Day.

  • Have a Nice Guilt Trip (






UNABRIDGED) by Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella Narrated by Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella

    Have a Nice Guilt Trip

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 54 mins)
    • By Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella
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    Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella are back with another collection of warm and witty stories that will strike a chord with every woman. This four-book series is among the best-reviewed humor books published today and has been compared to the late greats Erma Bombeck and Nora Ephron. This fourth volume, Have a Nice Guilt Trip, maintains the same sterling standard of humor and poignancy as Lisa and Francesca continue on the road of life, acquiring men and puppies.

  • Fifty Shades of Black and Blue: Part 2 (






UNABRIDGED) by I B Naughtie Narrated by Nellie Barnett

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    In Part 2 of this hilarious bestselling parody, Annabelle Stilletto from Jersey City, New Jersey reunites with her dream guy, the rich and handsome Vinnie Griso, the heir to the Vinnie's Auto Parts empire. After a magical evening with Vinnie at Trump Taj Mahal, where she actually meets The Donald Trump, Annabelle learns the dark secrets of Vinnie's past and the reasons for his strange obsessions.

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  • How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack (






UNABRIDGED) by Andrew Shaffer Narrated by Tara Sands, Jesse Bernstein, Scott Brick, Cassandra Campbell

    How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack

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    • By Andrew Shaffer
    • Narrated By Tara Sands, Jesse Bernstein, Scott Brick, and others
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    Sharks are flying at your head at 300 mph. How will you survive? In the apocalyptic world we live in, Mother Nature is angry. Danger waits at every turn, and catastrophes like the Los Angeles sharknados have taught us that we need to be ready for anything. Too many lives have already been lost. But fear not. How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters is the first and only comprehensive guide to surviving the very worst that Mother Nature can throw our way.

  • How Not to Make a Toilet of Your Friend (






UNABRIDGED) by Jade Mckenzie Stone Narrated by Hillary Hawkins

    How Not to Make a Toilet of Your Friend

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    • By Jade Mckenzie Stone
    • Narrated By Hillary Hawkins
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    Do your issues stink? Feel like dumping them on a friend? Well, hold that thought! You don't want to make a toilet of them, now do you? Here are 10 easy steps that are the complete opposite of what I do which will help you learn How Not to Make a Toilet of Your Friend! And if you are the one that's feeling like a toilet, my condolences. Gift this to your friend! Smell ya later.

  • Celebrities Poop (






UNABRIDGED) by Chris Gore Narrated by Chris Gore

    Celebrities Poop

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    Celebrities Poop is a page-for-page parody of a popular children's book about animals going to the potty. This book is suitable for folks with a good sense of humor.