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Jim "The Impatient"

Jim "The Impatient" Springfield, MO, United States Member Since 2010

I will listen to NO boring book. Old Fav's,Card, King , Hobb. New Fav's, Hill, Scalzi, Sawyer, Interested in Lansdale, Crouch, Konrath

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  • "Tiger Woods is not Black"

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    According to George Carlin, Tiger Woods is not black, skin color has nothing to do with it. I believe Carlin thought he was black. Pipe smokers should just suck d#@k, People who walk around listening to walkmans are arrogant pricks. As I was walking my dog listening to Carlin on my headphones, thinking about smoking my pipe when I got home, I found this a strange way to start out a book. Oh just before that he talked how other comedians where idiots who had hope and always offered advice to fix things and how they are political and he is not. I then listened to seven hours of how he could make the world better and his views on politics. He starts out by pretty much bashing everybody. He thinks people in the midwest are soft and boring, the people in the South are all bigots, etc. The only ones worth a sh@t are the New Yorkers, cause they live everyday knowing they can get mugged.

    Ignoring the constant put downs, negativity, and trying to make himself seem different by just saying off the wall things he thinks might piss someone off, I find him to be very, very funny and smart. (Although anybody can bitch, that does not take smarts.) I love almost all his routines on the English language and how Americans use them. Like the routine about getting on an Airplane. He is getting in, not on and all the terms used in flying, like the Terminal, etc. I love how he describes baseball, how he feels about those who want to save the planet, his comments on dogs, prostitution, time, germs, what true sports are, cats, etc.

    He puts down yuppies (he who wore a pony tail for how long?), businessmen, people with money, (he was probably a millionaire), whites (he who was lily white), anyone who lives anyplace other then New York ( he moved to California). He calls several people arrogant, yet to be a comedian or a writer don't you have to believe you are so important other people will pay to hear you or buy your books or buy the audible versions of your books that you read. When your busy being arrogant and putting everyone else down it is hard to see your own faults.

    I gave this four stars, cause he is entertaining and gives you plenty to think about. You just need to be prepared to have your self put down in some way, it will happen, brush it off and listen to what he really has to say.

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    George Carlin Reads to You: An Audio Collection Including Grammy Winners 'Braindroppings' and 'Napalm & Silly Putty'

    • ORIGINAL (7 hrs and 5 mins)
    • By George Carlin
    • Narrated By George Carlin
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    (960)
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    (866)
    Story
    (858)

    If one George Carlin audio is funny, then two are funnier and three must be funniest, right? That's our thinking behind this new collection. t's a HighBridge library of laugh-out-loud, award-winning recordings featuring George himself performing many of his best bits.

    Rick says: "Like a Cast of Thousands"
  • "Don't listen and drive"

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    Parts of this are so funny, that if you listen and drive you may be in an accident. It is hard to see where you are going when you are tearing up from laughter. The name says it all this is Classic and it is Gold.

    Carlin has always been my favorite comedian. The wit, the voices, the edge, it is all combined to make you laugh and think at the same time. There is a lot here on words and how we use them, and of course the seven words you can't say on tv. There is a slight bit on politics and he takes us back to our childhood with Class Clown.

    Last year I listened to his biography "Last Words" which came out after his death. It is also a great listen or read.

    Carlin is a legend.

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    Classic Gold

    • ORIGINAL (3 hrs and 36 mins)
    • By George Carlin
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    This set contains three of George Carlin's classic albums from the 1970s in their entirety: FM & AM, Class Clown, and Occupation Foole.

    Jim "The Impatient" says: "Don't listen and drive"
  • "Funny and smart"

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    I did not watch TF on Saturday Night live much, but I love 30 Rock. Parts of this book made me laugh and parts made me think. It was cool to get a behind the scene look at Second City, SNL, and 30 Rock. I also thought it was motivational. It is easy to see why TF is so successful. She works hard, is very intelligent and makes no excuses

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    Bossypants

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 35 mins)
    • By Tina Fey
    • Narrated By Tina Fey
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    Before Liz Lemon, before "Weekend Update," before "Sarah Palin," Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TV. She has seen both these dreams come true. At last, Tina Fey's story can be told....

    Warren says: "Tina Fey broke my new SUV"
  1. George Carlin Reads to Yo...
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  3. Bossypants
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A Peek at Diane's Bookshelf

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  • That Is All

    "Zenith of World Knowledge Conclusively Achieved!!"

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    In this eagerly awaited final volume of his compendium of world knowledge, Hodgman has reached the apex of his career (and finale if, as he predicts, the world will end with Ragnarök on 12/21/2012).

    Hodgman's skill at creating and describing a delightfully ridiculous version of reality never fails to please. His mock serious narration of the "facts," together with the contributions of various guests, including Paul Rudd, Jonathan Coulton, Jon Hamm, Rachel Maddow, Paul F. Tompkins, Dick Cavett, and Brooke Shields, makes for a delightful listen.

    Hodgman addresses issues that are admittedly tough for him, such as wine and sports, but he valiantly soldiers on, relying on just enough actual facts for the listener to start wondering where the real stuff stops and the fantastical begins.

    A large part of the pleasure of this audiobook is Hodgman's own wonderfully dry narration which, along with the guest commentaries, makes for the perfect, and very funny, audiobook experience.

    Magnificent nerd humor--make sure you catch it before Ragnarök!

  • Alphabet Juice

    "Audio format doesn't suit..."

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    I think Roy Blount Jr. is a marvelous commentator and comic, but this book just does not work in audio format. Imagine someone reading Bartlett's Quotations to you--even if you might have enjoyed a few quotations, it would quickly grow pretty tedious no matter how skilled the reader. In print, this is the sort of book you might enjoy a few pages at a time before falling asleep or waiting for the kettle to boil. Or to put it a bit more crudely, it's the perfect bathroom book.

  • More Information Than You Require

    "Magnificent Nerd Humor"

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    Hodgman is great! His fake “information” is delightfully imaginative and intelligent. He is joined by several guests in his narration of the book's first half, all of whom add to the high spirits. Numerous “Easter eggs" show up for those who happen to be familiar with a particular field of knowledge. I really enjoyed these when I got them, but I'm sure I missed many.

    The second half of the book consists of his “It Happened Today” daily calendar (previously podcast) and an enumeration of literally hundreds of identifiers of “molemen”. This half is best appreciated in small doses as it can be a bit much when taken in large quantities.

  • Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir)

    "Trying too hard to be funny..."

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    While it had its moments, overall I found the author's portrayal of her life to be fairly trite and, ultimately, annoying. Her narration didn't help--shrill and overacted. I played the last half of the book as background noise.

Amy

Amy HARRISBURG, NC, United States 06-23-12 Member Since 2011
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  • "Loved It!"

    3 of 3 helpful votes

    Found this book entertaining, funny and interesting. I love that Rachel narrates the book - her voice really makes the story come alive. I would definitely recommend.

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    Girl Walks into a Bar...: Comedy Calamities, Dating Disasters, and a Midlife Miracle

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    • By Rachel Dratch
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    Anyone who saw an episode of Saturday Night Live between 1999 and 2006 knows Rachel Dratch. She was hilarious! So what happened to her? After a misbegotten part as Jenna on the pilot of 30 Rock, Dratch was only getting offered roles as "Lesbians. Secretaries. Sometimes secretaries who are lesbians." Her career at a low point, Dratch suddenly had time for yoga, dog- sitting, learning Spanish - and dating. After all, what did a forty-something single woman living in New York have to lose?

    Jeanine says: "Could not stop listening"

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    Before Liz Lemon, before "Weekend Update," before "Sarah Palin," Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TV. She has seen both these dreams come true. At last, Tina Fey's story can be told....

    Warren says: "Tina Fey broke my new SUV"
  • George Carlin Reads to You: An Audio Collection Including Grammy Winners 'Braindroppings' and 'Napalm & Silly Putty'  by George Carlin Narrated by George Carlin

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    • By C.S. Lewis
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    A masterpiece of satire, this classic has entertained and enlightened readers the world over with its sly and ironic portrayal of human life and foibles from the vantage point of Screwtape, a highly placed assistant to "Our Father Below". At once wildly comic, deadly serious, and strikingly original, C.S. Lewis gives us the correspondence of the worldly-wise old Devil to his nephew, Wormwood, a novice demon in charge of securing the damnation of an ordinary young man.

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    In Dad is Fat, stand-up comedian Jim Gaffigan, who’s best known for his legendary riffs on Hot Pockets, bacon, manatees, and McDonald's, expresses all the joys and horrors of life with five young children - everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to toddlers’ communication skills ("they always sound like they have traveled by horseback for hours to deliver important news"), to the eating habits of four-year-olds ("there is no difference between a four-year-old eating a taco and throwing a taco on the floor").

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    This is a collection of jokes and stories assembled from 37 years of getting jokes told to me or encountering them on the internet. It is ideal for salesmen, public speakers, masters of ceremonies, or just breaking the ice. Many of these jokes and stories have sexual innuendo, and they are not politically correct. There is over 13 1/2 hours of jokes and funny stories to entertain you. You will love some of them. This is the second book like this.

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    "Pani hed hun, og det betød lillesøster. Hun havde de bruneste øjne og det sorteste hår, man kunne tænke sig, og hun lo mere end hun græd." Pani er en helt almindelig pige fra Grønland. Eller næsten helt almindelig. Det er jo ikke alle piger, heller ikke på Grønland, der får en isbjørneunge i fødselsdagsgave. Pani kalder isbjørnen Nanok, og da den vokser op og bliver meget stor, er det kun Pani, der kan passe den.

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    Videre Mod Nord er tredje del af fortællingen om drengen Leiv, der kommer til Grønland fra Island, hvor hans far blev dræbt af Thorstein fra Stockanæs. Det er ikke blot en historie om mødet mellem to kulturer, men også en beretning om det barske og hårde liv for at overleve i polarnattens kulde, og hvordan Leiv finder sammen med Narua og Apuluk og oplever mange dramatiske ting, før han bliver accepteret som Inuit af eskimoerne.

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  • Strejfer Mine DrøMme [Prowling My Dreams] (






UNABRIDGED) by Jørn Riel Narrated by Mogens Rex

    Strejfer Mine DrøMme [Prowling My Dreams]

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 30 mins)
    • By Jørn Riel
    • Narrated By Mogens Rex
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    Strejfer Mine DrøMmeer anden del af Jørn Riels triologi om den rodløse Vesterbrodreng Peter, hans barndomskæreste Amy, og deres fælles ven Kristian. Trilogien betragtes som et hovedværk i Jørn Riels mesterlige forfatterskab, der er kendt af de fleste og som gennem tiden har høstet stor anerkendelse. "Riel er en gudsbenådet fortæller. En forfatter, læserne elsker, og anmelderne priser." B.T. "The Riel thing. Den fødte fortæller." Politiken. Triologien ‘Du bor i dit navn’

  • Den Sorte Mand (






UNABRIDGED) by Jørn Riel Narrated by Mogens Rex

    Den Sorte Mand

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 33 mins)
    • By Jørn Riel
    • Narrated By Mogens Rex
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    Den sorte mand er en samling fortællinger, der henter motiver fra Grønland, Østen og Afrika, hvor Jørn Riel har rejst og arbejdet gennem mange år. Lavmeldt, men båret af stærkt indignation og medfølelse, fortæller han om Pol Pot-regimets folkemord i Cambodia og om krig i Afghanistan. Men der er også fortællinger i lysere toner om kærlighed; om mennesker som – trods forskellig hudfarve, kultur og religion – alligevel har de samme dyder og fejl, lyster og laster og de samme drømme.

  • Rejsen Til Nanga - En UsæDvanlig Lang SkrøNe (






UNABRIDGED) by Jørn Riel Narrated by Mogens Rex

    Rejsen Til Nanga - En UsæDvanlig Lang SkrøNe

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 16 mins)
    • By Jørn Riel
    • Narrated By Mogens Rex
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    Jørn Riels 10 skrønesamlinger fra Nordøstgrønland - og en enkelt fra Sydøstgrønland - har vundet ham mange trofaste læsere. Og med god grund. En mere elskelig samling af barokke og (u)troværdige særlinge, som befolkningen på fangstationerne udgør, er svær at finde.

  • Floder I Havet (






UNABRIDGED) by Jørn Riel Narrated by Mogens Rex

    Floder I Havet

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 17 mins)
    • By Jørn Riel
    • Narrated By Mogens Rex
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    Floder i havet er anden del af Jørn Riels triologi om den rodløse Vesterbrodreng Peter, hans barndomskæreste Amy, og deres fælles ven Kristian. Trilogien betragtes som et hovedværk i Jørn Riels mesterlige forfatterskab, der er kendt af de fleste og som gennem tiden har høstet stor anerkendelse.

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  • Rejsen til Vinland (






UNABRIDGED) by Jørn Riel Narrated by Mogens Rex

    Rejsen til Vinland

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 12 mins)
    • By Jørn Riel
    • Narrated By Mogens Rex
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    Rejsen til Vinland er fjerde del af fortællingen om drengen Leiv, der kommer til Grønland fra Island, hvor hans far blev dræbt af Thorstein fra Stockanæs. Det er ikke blot en historie om mødet mellem to kulturer, men også en beretning om det barske og hårde liv for at overleve i polarnattens kulde, og hvordan Leiv finder sammen med Narua og Apuluk og oplever mange dramatiske ting, før han bliver accepteret som Inuit af eskimoerne.

  • En Lodret LøGn Og Andre Skrøner (






UNABRIDGED) by Jørn Riel Narrated by Mogens Rex

    En Lodret LøGn Og Andre Skrøner

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 26 mins)
    • By Jørn Riel
    • Narrated By Mogens Rex
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    Jørn Riels 10 skrønesamlinger fra Nordøstgrønland – og en enkelt fra Sydøstgrønland – har vundet ham mange trofaste læsere. Og med god grund. En mere elskelig samling af barokke og (u)troværdige særlinge, som befolkningen på fangstationerne udgør, er svær at finde. "At være i Grønland med Jørn Riels flok af lystne anarkister er lige så godt som at være der i virkeligheden. Mindst..."

  • Før morgendagen (






UNABRIDGED) by Jørn Riel Narrated by Mogens Rex

    Før morgendagen

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 57 mins)
    • By Jørn Riel
    • Narrated By Mogens Rex
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    At blive det sidste levende menneske på jorden. For den gamle kvinde Ninioq er det ikke blot en tanke, men en sandsynlighed, der fylder hende med rædsel. Alligevel kæmper hun desperat for at netop hun skal blive den sidstlevende i verden. Ellers vil den forfærdelige skæbne tilfalde hendes sønnesøn Manik.