Christopher D Schmitz
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A Kiss of Daggers
- Curse of the Fey Duelist, Book 1
- By: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Narrated by: Brenna Colleen Castor
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
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A childhood tragedy trapped Remy Keaton in the fey world with nothing but a blade forged by his need for vengeance. He doesn’t remember his human life before that day, but long ago he learned the harsh ways of the seelie and unseelie courts....
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A Kiss of Daggers
- Curse of the Fey Duelist, Book 1
- Narrated by: Brenna Colleen Castor
- Series: Curse of the Fey Duelist, Book 1
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 12-08-23
- Language: English
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50 Shades of Worf
- By: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Narrated by: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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A back-alley brawl between the furries and the bronies. Deadpool cosplayer keeps stealing all the erotic pegasus artwork. Someone's necronomicon opened a tentacle portal in the men’s room. Two cops go undercover at a comic-book convention to stop Wil Wheaton’s murder....
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5 out of 5 stars
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A fun, geeky, entertaining mystery romp!
- By Travis T on 01-20-24
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50 Shades of Worf
- Narrated by: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 02-12-20
- Language: English
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The Crow and the Troll
- Curse of the Fey Duelist
- By: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Narrated by: Brenna Castor
- Length: 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Remy Keaton is Aderyn Corff—the Death Bird—and a notorious assassin of the unseelie court. But what the fey don’t know is that Remy is a human, and that Remy hates killing. Too bad he’s so good at it....
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5 out of 5 stars
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fun adventure
- By Mark A. Bender on 08-17-23
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The Crow and the Troll
- Curse of the Fey Duelist
- Narrated by: Brenna Castor
- Length: 53 mins
- Release date: 06-21-23
- Language: English
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Why Your Pastor Left
- By: Christopher D Schmitz
- Narrated by: Philip Benoit
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 4
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Why Your Pastor Left is full of detailed statistics and identifies the top 10 "Ministry Killers" that cause pastoral stress and eventual "burnout"....
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5 out of 5 stars
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excellent resource for a pastor or a church
- By Amazon Customer on 08-02-17
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Why Your Pastor Left
- Narrated by: Philip Benoit
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 05-25-16
- Language: English
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Dekker's Dozen: Weeds of Eden
- By: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Narrated by: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Length: 2 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 6
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 6
When Dekker Knight and his mercenary crew are hired to ferry an alien diplomat to one of Jupiter's moons, they think they've taken a cakewalk mission. They even allow an old friend to tag along. While things appear odd on Io, things are far worse than they realize....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Well Done
- By Marvin Dillon on 11-20-19
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Dekker's Dozen: Weeds of Eden
- Narrated by: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Series: The Armageddon Seed Cycle, Book 2
- Length: 2 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 10-26-18
- Language: English
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50 Shades of Worf: Darker Ages
- By: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Narrated by: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Farnsworth and Diego are back, leading the newly appointed Division of Nerd Crime into the black heart of the regional Renaissance Festival where someone has stolen celebrity D&D gamer Vin Diesel’s identity....
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50 Shades of Worf: Darker Ages
- Narrated by: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Series: Division of Nerd Crime, Book 2
- Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
- Release date: 12-21-22
- Language: English
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Dekker's Dozen
- The Last Watchmen
- By: Christopher D Schmitz
- Narrated by: Richard Coombs
- Length: 9 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 4
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Performance3 out of 5 stars 3
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Following the Intergalactic Singularity War, Dekker Knight, mercenary and collector of arcane artifacts, works for the highest bidder - but he doesn't take just any job....
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4 out of 5 stars
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What did I just hear?
- By Cathrine Bonham on 02-14-20
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Dekker's Dozen
- The Last Watchmen
- Narrated by: Richard Coombs
- Length: 9 hrs and 7 mins
- Release date: 07-12-16
- Language: English
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Dekker's Dozen: Spawn of Ganymede
- By: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Narrated by: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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When Dekker and his fellow mercenaries discover that their simple delivery of medical supplies was stolen by a gang of ruthless thugs, they attempt to reclaim the items. Without the drugs, many will fall to a plague ravaging the expansion world....
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Dekker's Dozen: Spawn of Ganymede
- Narrated by: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Series: The Armageddon Seed Cycle, Book 3
- Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 01-04-19
- Language: English
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Dekker's Dozen
- A Waxing Arbolean Moon
- By: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Narrated by: Christopher D Schmitz
- Length: 46 mins
- Unabridged
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This book fills in all gaps in the fractured timeline of Dekker's Dozen: The Last Watchmen and functions as either prologue or epilogue depending on how you choose to look at it....
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Dekker's Dozen
- A Waxing Arbolean Moon
- Narrated by: Christopher D Schmitz
- Series: The Armageddon Seed Cycle, Book 1
- Length: 46 mins
- Release date: 06-10-16
- Language: English
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Grinden Proselyte
- The Kakos Realm, Book 1
- By: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Narrated by: Tom Fria
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2
In the Kakos Realm, a place of mythology and magic, the brutal murder of his fiancée drives Rashnir, the leader of the Ranger's guild, to utter madness! His lust for revenge, finally fulfilled, ultimately leaves him hollow and cast off from society....
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5 out of 5 stars
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exciting!
- By Dancer on 01-13-19
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Grinden Proselyte
- The Kakos Realm, Book 1
- Narrated by: Tom Fria
- Series: The Kakos Realm Series, Book 1
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 08-27-18
- Language: English
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The Seed Child of Sippar Sulcus
- Dekker's Dozen (The Armageddon Seed Cycle), Book 4
- By: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Narrated by: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
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After the debacle on Galilee, the Division of Confidential Secrets investigates the Dozen and their involvement in the Syndicate, spearheaded by a zealous new director with psychic abilities....
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The Seed Child of Sippar Sulcus
- Dekker's Dozen (The Armageddon Seed Cycle), Book 4
- Narrated by: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Series: The Armageddon Seed Cycle, Book 4
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 04-20-19
- Language: English
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Rise of the Dragon Impervious
- The Kakos Realm Series, Book 2
- By: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Narrated by: Thomas Fria
- Length: 10 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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As Rashnir and his friends look for way to escape from Grinden, the demonic prophet Absinthium crowns the warlord Rutheir as king and ratchets up pressure against his enemies. When their travel plans suddenly go awry, the ranger and all of his friends find themselves trapped....
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Rise of the Dragon Impervious
- The Kakos Realm Series, Book 2
- Narrated by: Thomas Fria
- Series: The Kakos Realm Series, Book 2
- Length: 10 hrs and 33 mins
- Release date: 09-17-18
- Language: English
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Origins of the Cursed Duelist
- Curse of the Fey Duelist
- By: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Narrated by: Brenna Calling Castor
- Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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A human child falls into the hands of a fey warlord with aspirations to the unseelie throne. But when that child learns to fight and grows into a shadow-killer of the faewylds, old grudges flock home to roost....
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Origins of the Cursed Duelist
- Curse of the Fey Duelist
- Narrated by: Brenna Calling Castor
- Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 07-22-23
- Language: English
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Shadows of a Superhero
- By: Christopher D Schmitz
- Narrated by: Voice Cat LLC, Doug Spence
- Length: 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance3 out of 5 stars 2
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The Light is his city's patron superhero. As his sidekick Red, Zach Redinger, is suddenly thrust into a world without his champion after the mighty TL falls to a super-powered madman....
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Shadows of a Superhero
- Narrated by: Voice Cat LLC, Doug Spence
- Length: 53 mins
- Release date: 06-08-16
- Language: English
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Austicon's Lockbox
- Dekker's Dozen
- By: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Narrated by: James R. Willoughby III
- Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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When a young journalist disappears after a meeting with the galaxy’s most notorious criminal in a max-lock facility, Dekker Knight and his crew are called to investigate....
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Austicon's Lockbox
- Dekker's Dozen
- Narrated by: James R. Willoughby III
- Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
- Release date: 08-10-20
- Language: English
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One Star
- By: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Narrated by: Christopher Boozell
- Length: 1 hr and 49 mins
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After widowed Indie author Kurtis Ward channels his grief into self-publishing his horror novel, an Internet troll decides to skewer his work so viciously that it triggers something deep within Ward - something far worse than human rage. Ward tracks down, kidnaps, and tortures his critic....
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One Star
- Narrated by: Christopher Boozell
- Length: 1 hr and 49 mins
- Release date: 10-11-18
- Language: English
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Grandma Ethel's Donuts and Hollowpoints
- By: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Narrated by: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Length: 1 hr and 5 mins
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Grandma Ethel's got a long day ahead of her: a pile of cancer medications, a fistful of bullets, and a plate full of donuts. Good thing her car does zero to 60 in 3.5 seconds...if only she could see over the steering wheel....
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Grandma Ethel's Donuts and Hollowpoints
- Narrated by: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Length: 1 hr and 5 mins
- Release date: 08-21-18
- Language: English
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The TGSPGoSSP 2-Part Trilogy
- By: Christopher D Schmitz
- Narrated by: Christopher D Schmitz
- Length: 54 mins
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The TGSPGoSSP is a bit of a comedic acting troupe. Their 2-Part Trilogy mocks our beloved niches in genre fiction....
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The TGSPGoSSP 2-Part Trilogy
- Narrated by: Christopher D Schmitz
- Length: 54 mins
- Release date: 11-07-16
- Language: English
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The Last Black Eye of Antigo Vale
- By: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Narrated by: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
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Antigo is the last of his family line in a town that has long forgotten ancient pledges and rites which bind the mythic and monstrous Skekstatsiis within the forest....
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The Last Black Eye of Antigo Vale
- Narrated by: Christopher D. Schmitz
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
- Release date: 06-14-16
- Language: English
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Piano of the Damned
- By: Christopher Schmitz
- Narrated by: Mike Council
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
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Being a gay man in the 1940s was not easy. When a zealous journalist discovers popular pianist Cedric "Sudsey" Mervin's carnal bent and blackmails him....
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Piano of the Damned
- Narrated by: Mike Council
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
- Release date: 05-19-16
- Language: English
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