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The Worst Warlock
- Narrated by: Carey Mulligan
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
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Publisher's summary
Elijah Muddle’s life changed in an instant. The son of a spiteful and mean manure farmer, Elijah now has become an apprentice to the town’s warlock, Caliban. The chance to escape his terrible father and learn magic? It’s a dream come true! Until...it turns out that Elijah’s internal magic is wonky, and he is the absolute worst warlock ever - all his spells go wildly wrong, causing both hilarious and disastrous consequences all over town.
Now, everyone in town is furious at Elijah, including Caliban and his dangerous jaguar familiar. Elijah tries desperately to correct his magic with the help of his best friends Marcus the thief and Tori the blacksmithing barbarian. The trio contends with the Nighty-Knights, angry mobs, and a ridiculously dangerous and forbidden spell. Will Elijah succeed? Find out in this clever and funny audiobook from A. A. Livingston & Dan Livingston.
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- By Angela on 10-01-20
By: Suri Rosen
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Netherwings
- By: Django Wexler
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
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Kay’s life is pretty boring. She goes to school, spends quiet evenings at home with her foster mom, and has the occasional brush with mischief thanks to her best and only friend Will. But everything is about to change. One night, Kay tags along on another one of Will’s adventures, and they both end up recruited by a talking fox to become Netherjacks, protectors of all the worlds. Once they arrive at the training academy, though, Will is paired with a legendary Netherwing mount and quickly rises in the trainee ranks, leaving Kay behind with barely a glance.
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Sequel
- By Coletta Taylor on 10-30-21
By: Django Wexler
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The Eternity Elixir
- The Potion Masters, Book 1
- By: Frank L. Cole
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
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Twelve-year-old Gordy Stitser is one of the few people who knows the truth about the secret society of potion masters, because not only is Gordy's mom on the Board of Ruling Elixirists Worldwide (BREW), but she has also been training Gordy in the art of potion-making. Gordy is a natural, and every day he sneaks down to the basement lab to invent new potions using exotic ingredients like fire ant eggs, porcupine quills, and Bosnian tickling juice. One afternoon, Gordy receives a mysterious package containing an extremely rare potion known as "The Eternity Elixir."
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AMAZING BOOK
- By Anonymous User on 10-16-20
By: Frank L. Cole
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The Die of Destiny
- The Champion's Quest Series, Book 1
- By: Frank L. Cole
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
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Four kids - Lucas, a fiercely independent boy who suffers from panic attacks; Jasmine, a feisty girl who struggles to make friends; Miles, a book-smart boy with a wide-eyed innocence; and Vanessa, a perpetually grumpy 16-year-old girl - are suddenly immersed in a world as their new RPG characters. They must work together as a team, overcome their real-world weaknesses, and believe in themselves and each other as champions, if they are to outwit, outplay, and survive their foes in this ultimate quest to defeat a treacherous, three-headed monster.
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Next Harry Potter??
- By JV on 10-18-21
By: Frank L. Cole
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The Machine Stops
- By: E. M. Forster
- Narrated by: Carey Mulligan
- Length: 1 hr and 35 mins
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"The Machine Stops" is a short science fiction story. It describes a world in which almost all humans have lost the ability to live on the surface of the Earth. Each individual lives in isolation in a "cell", with all bodily and spiritual needs met by the omnipotent, global Machine. Most humans welcome this development, as they are skeptical and fearful of first-hand experience. People forget that humans created the Machine, and treat it as a mystical entity whose needs supersede their own.
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Riveting
- By Terrilin on 03-09-21
By: E. M. Forster
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The Dragon Squisher
- By: Scott McCormick
- Narrated by: Adam Fuller
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
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“Before I can begin my tale, you need to know about the king's panties.” So begins the epic adventure of 14-year-old Nigel, digger of latrines, shoveler of poop, and the single greatest threat to all the humans, elves, and halflings of Esteria. Nigel needs to escape from military school. Who can blame him? After all, the king just declared war on the gorks, and he's pretty sure his latrine-digging skills aren't going to be much good on the front lines.
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Hilarious!
- By Angela on 08-31-20
By: Scott McCormick
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Night Magick
- By: Suri Rosen
- Narrated by: Josh Gad
- Length: 6 hrs and 18 mins
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Cole Balek is a liar. Okay, not really. He just makes you think he’s sawing someone in half or that he’s trapped in a trunk. All Cole wants is to continue the love of magic that he and his late father shared by becoming the best tween magician in the Las Vegas area. But when Cole and his mother get a mysterious note from a rare book collector, he’s forced to search among his father’s belongings for A Lesson in Magick, an old book of spells connected to an ancient group of magickers. What he finds instead are a series of coded clues his dad left for him.
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Fantastic Mystery/Adventure!
- By Angela on 10-01-20
By: Suri Rosen
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Netherwings
- By: Django Wexler
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
- Original Recording
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Kay’s life is pretty boring. She goes to school, spends quiet evenings at home with her foster mom, and has the occasional brush with mischief thanks to her best and only friend Will. But everything is about to change. One night, Kay tags along on another one of Will’s adventures, and they both end up recruited by a talking fox to become Netherjacks, protectors of all the worlds. Once they arrive at the training academy, though, Will is paired with a legendary Netherwing mount and quickly rises in the trainee ranks, leaving Kay behind with barely a glance.
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Sequel
- By Coletta Taylor on 10-30-21
By: Django Wexler
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The Eternity Elixir
- The Potion Masters, Book 1
- By: Frank L. Cole
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Twelve-year-old Gordy Stitser is one of the few people who knows the truth about the secret society of potion masters, because not only is Gordy's mom on the Board of Ruling Elixirists Worldwide (BREW), but she has also been training Gordy in the art of potion-making. Gordy is a natural, and every day he sneaks down to the basement lab to invent new potions using exotic ingredients like fire ant eggs, porcupine quills, and Bosnian tickling juice. One afternoon, Gordy receives a mysterious package containing an extremely rare potion known as "The Eternity Elixir."
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AMAZING BOOK
- By Anonymous User on 10-16-20
By: Frank L. Cole
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The Die of Destiny
- The Champion's Quest Series, Book 1
- By: Frank L. Cole
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Four kids - Lucas, a fiercely independent boy who suffers from panic attacks; Jasmine, a feisty girl who struggles to make friends; Miles, a book-smart boy with a wide-eyed innocence; and Vanessa, a perpetually grumpy 16-year-old girl - are suddenly immersed in a world as their new RPG characters. They must work together as a team, overcome their real-world weaknesses, and believe in themselves and each other as champions, if they are to outwit, outplay, and survive their foes in this ultimate quest to defeat a treacherous, three-headed monster.
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Next Harry Potter??
- By JV on 10-18-21
By: Frank L. Cole
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The Machine Stops
- By: E. M. Forster
- Narrated by: Carey Mulligan
- Length: 1 hr and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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"The Machine Stops" is a short science fiction story. It describes a world in which almost all humans have lost the ability to live on the surface of the Earth. Each individual lives in isolation in a "cell", with all bodily and spiritual needs met by the omnipotent, global Machine. Most humans welcome this development, as they are skeptical and fearful of first-hand experience. People forget that humans created the Machine, and treat it as a mystical entity whose needs supersede their own.
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Riveting
- By Terrilin on 03-09-21
By: E. M. Forster
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Zero G
- By: Dan Wells
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller, Margaret Ying Drake, Josh Hurley, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 8 mins
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Zero is just one of 20,000 people aboard a spaceship bound for a new planet set to be colonized. The journey is over a century long but luckily, everyone is in stasis, so they’ll be safe and sound asleep during the trip. Everyone that is, except for Zero, whose pod has malfunctioned, waking him up a hundred years early. His initial excitement in roaming the ship alone quickly turns to a heart-stopping interstellar adventure when a family of space pirates show up, trying to hijack the ship and take the colonizers hostage.
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Passengers movie with space pirates
- By Kingsley on 12-07-18
By: Dan Wells
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Girls & Boys
- By: Dennis Kelly
- Narrated by: Carey Mulligan
- Length: 1 hr and 46 mins
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When they met at an airport, it was love at first sight. But in time, everything collapsed. As an unnamed but unforgettable woman muses on her life—from meet cute to marriage and parenthood—her recollections inexorably build to a devastating truth. In this shattering performance, Carey Mulligan, star of the critically lauded drama An Education, captivates audiences with playwright Dennis Kelly’s harrowing ruminations on family, ambition, gender, and violence.
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Be aware of the content before listening
- By Anne Marie on 09-11-18
By: Dennis Kelly
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The Golden Orchard
- By: Flora Ahn
- Narrated by: Kathleen Choe
- Length: 5 hrs and 15 mins
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Maya loves to cook with her grandmother - her Halmunee - to connect with the rich family history associated with each dish, a history Maya's mom would prefer stayed in the past. While cooking with Halmunee, something remarkable happens - the food creates such a strong memory that Maya and Halmunee are transported back in time through the memory itself. Halmunee explains that the women in her family have the gift of time travel through food and Maya can do it too, if she practices.
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Joyce Gassman
- By Allison Hernandez on 02-04-20
By: Flora Ahn
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Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World
- By: Scott McCormick
- Narrated by: Prentice Onayemi, Samantha Turret, Khristine Hvam, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 55 mins
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Did you know that most of our dinosaur fossils were discovered because two grown men absolutely hated each other? It’s true! Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World is a riotous audio exclusive, like if Monty Python taught your history class. Each volume of four 30-minute histories will dig into the petty name-calling and grumbling grudges that led to many of the world’s greatest advancements, all delivered with a cheeky sense of humor. Choose sides: Cope or Marsh, the jerks who discovered so many dinosaurs; Hamilton or Burr, whose rivalry fueled American politics; and many more....
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Warning for parents...
- By Jetjaguar15 on 07-08-19
By: Scott McCormick
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Stuck
- By: Chris Grabenstein
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin, Elizabeth Hess, Oliver Wyman, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 12 mins
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On his 11th birthday, Jackson is nervous about moving up to middle school where he knows he'll be bullied by older kids, so he makes his wish, "I don't want to grow up!" When his 12th birthday rolls around, he discovers his wish came true: he's still 11, and he's starting fifth grade (again). At first, this is the perfect life. Jackson is the smartest kid in his class, the best on his baseball team, and the star of the school band. But after a few years of being eleven, he realizes his life is passing him by.
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Accent problem
- By Padma P.Jagannathan on 08-09-20
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Sovereign
- By: Jeff Hirsch
- Narrated by: Jesse Einstein
- Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
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Micah Cole has been in deep space for three years while his parents chase their obsession with finding intelligence to the far corners of the universe, but Micah dreams of the friends he left behind and counts the days until they return home. When a devastating meteor shower nearly destroys their ship, Micah is separated from his family and stranded on Sovereign, a vast planet of raging rivers, towering forests, and deadly creatures. If Micah ever wants to see his family or his home again, he’ll have to learn to how to survive on a hostile alien world, all alone.
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Exploring strange new worlds
- By Kingsley on 02-01-19
By: Jeff Hirsch
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Alcatraz versus the Evil Librarians
- By: Brandon Sanderson
- Narrated by: Ramon De Ocampo
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
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Everything I’d known about the world was a lie. On my thirteenth birthday, I, Alcatraz Smedry (yes, I got named after a prison, don’t ask), received my inheritance: a bag of sand. And then I accidentally destroyed my foster parents’ kitchen. It’s not my fault, things just break around me, I swear! I thought the sand was a joke until evil Librarians came to steal it. You’re probably thinking, “Librarians are nice people who recommend good books,” but that’s just what they want you to think!
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Highly Entertaining + Great Narration
- By JARED on 08-19-12
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Wishes and Wellingtons
- By: Julie Berry
- Narrated by: Jayne Entwistle
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
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Maeve Merritt chafes at the rigid rules at her London boarding school for “Upright Young Ladies.” When punishment forces her to sort through the trash, she finds a sardine tin that houses a foul-tempered djinni with no intention of submitting to a schoolgirl as his master. Soon an orphan boy from the charitable home next door, a mysterious tall man in ginger whiskers, a disgruntled school worker, and a take-no-prisoners business tycoon are in hot pursuit of Maeve and her magical discovery.
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I didn’t want it to end
- By Julia on 10-05-18
By: Julie Berry
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House of Teeth
- By: Dan Jolley
- Narrated by: Josh Hurley
- Length: 7 hrs and 15 mins
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There’s more to the swamplands than meets the teeth. In this supernatural tale of magic and mysticism, Henry Lemarchand grew up in Philadelphia knowing very little of his family—his father disappeared when he was young, leaving behind only a strange pouch of animal teeth. When he is sent to the Louisiana bayou to spend the summer with his eccentric uncle and cousin in their decaying ancestral mansion, Henry learns about his family’s supernatural legacy.
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A comment
- By Mark E Higgins on 12-10-19
By: Dan Jolley
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The Puppy Adoption
- By: Nicole Haroutunian
- Narrated by: Carey Mulligan
- Length: 57 mins
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Hear award-winning actress Carey Mulligan tell the story of one young family's search for the perfect pup. A variety of adorable breeds are considered, but sometimes the ideal dog is a little closer to home.
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Helpful in falling asleep
- By Amazoner on 01-05-22
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The Weirdies
- By: Michael Buckley
- Narrated by: Kate Winslet
- Length: 1 hr and 43 mins
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If you’re a fan of A Series of Unfortunate Events, Edward Scissorhands, or the darkest bits of Roald Dahl, the Weirdie triplets - Barnacle, Garlic, and Melancholy - will feel like old friends. After being left behind when the entire estate of Deadeye Manor is packed up for a doomed vacation cruise, the triplets have to learn how to fend for themselves.
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Hysterical and dark!!!
- By Bookchick on 11-19-20
By: Michael Buckley
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Journey to Snowfields
- Snowfields Academy, Book 1
- By: Gina Mayer
- Narrated by: Caitlin Davies, Sean Patrick Hopkins
- Length: 4 hrs and 4 mins
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Located deep in the Canadian wilderness, Snowfields Academy is the premiere school for equestrians from around the globe. With only a handful of students admitted every year, only riders who have the potential to win world-class tournaments are invited to attend. Shaman, a stallion new to Snowfields, has proven to be too much for the school. He’s too wild, too dangerous, and too unpredictable for even the most experienced riders on campus. Unexpectedly, the one person who can calm him is the girl least likely to become a student at Snowfields.
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Entertaining and cute
- By Dr D. on 04-26-21
By: Gina Mayer
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- ThisIsAGoodNameIThink
- 12-17-20
What a fun story!
This was a well paced, well written, and well narrated story. I enjoyed this very much and look forward to continuing on future adventures with this rag tag group of friends.
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- Ryan Roberts
- 03-23-21
worst but not the worst
this was a fantastic tale and had a good cast of characters. the ending was enjoyable
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- S
- 06-21-21
I love it
The book is cool but the end song is a little bit weird but other than that I love it so I can’t what to here more of the other’s books.
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- Shantul Nigam
- 02-12-21
Story is Good, Special effects were poor
The story was pretty good and was quite funny at times. Really need to be in the mood for this type of book however. I was listening to this in the car on a long uneventful drive which was ideal and was laughing out loud at many of the descriptions.
The narrator is good but the sound effects were usually to soft and often did not make sense. Would have been better to exclude them.
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- Argon1
- 03-01-21
nice and entertaining
didn't seem that some of the ideas were not quite original like I did catch one thing that was taken right out of the movie Willow but otherwise it was a very entertaining story
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- De Leo
- 05-05-21
Super cute fun story.
I started it with my kids and finished it on my own because I enjoyed it too much to wait. Cute story. I'd have liked a better bow on the end, but it was still a great kid book.
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- James
- 07-05-23
Hilarious at times with a great story
I can’t wait to read this again with my daughter. It made me laugh out loud several times, but the characters were also really great.
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- Leisha
- 04-24-24
Fun
This was just a fun story .. I only realised midway it's actually a teen book but regardless it's a good old fashion story with a wonky wizard and his friends
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- Chicagoavonlady
- 12-11-20
THIS BOOK IS PHENOMENAL!!!
A wonderful Magical mess of a book!!! I loved it!!! I'm looking for more of this story to unfold!!!
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- Tamara
- 12-14-20
So entertaining
This was a very creative story that keep me interested in seeing where it would go next. I enjoyed it very much and hope they come out with a second story
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