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Keanu Reeves is Not in Love with You
- The Murky World of Online Romance Fraud
- Narrated by: Becky Holmes
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
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One woman's hilarious and fascinating quest to expose the truth behind fraudulent Twitter profiles: romance scammers beware, you have met your match!
Online romance fraud is a problem across the globe. It causes financial and emotional devastation, yet many people refuse to take it seriously. This is the story of one middle-aged woman in a cardigan determined to understand this growing phenomenon.
No other woman has had so many online romances-from Keanu Reeves to Brad Pitt to Prince William-and Becky Holmes is a favorite among peacekeeping soldiers and oil rig workers who desperately need iTunes vouchers. By winding up scammers and investigating the truth behind their profiles, Becky shines a revealing, revolting, and hilarious light on a very shady corner of the internet.
Featuring first-hand accounts of victims, examples of scripts used by fraudsters, a look into the psychology of fraud and of course plenty of Becky's hysterical interactions with scammers, this is a must-listen for anyone who needs a reminder that Keanu Reeves is NOT in love with them.
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Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? You haven’t, have you? No one has, not in many, many years. They used to be everywhere. You couldn’t walk out of your front door in New York City in the 1930s without seeing dozens of those little guys scurrying around. Today, there are millions of grown up pigeons in New York, but not a baby pigeon to be seen. That’s because they come out of the factory as adults. In Birds Aren’t Real, whistleblowers Peter McIndoe and Connor Gaydos trace the roots of a political conspiracy so vast and well-hidden that it almost seems like an elaborate hoax.
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I love that they committed to the bit.
- By That Guy From the Video Store on 06-06-24
By: Peter McIndoe, and others
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The Mango Tree
- A Memoir of Fruit, Florida, and Felony
- By: Annabelle Tometich
- Narrated by: Annabelle Tometich
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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When journalist Annabelle Tometich picks up the phone one June morning, she isn’t expecting a collect call from an inmate at the Lee County Jail. And when she accepts, she certainly isn’t prepared to hear her mother’s voice on the other end of the line. However, explaining the situation to her younger siblings afterwards was easy; all she had to say was, “Mom shot at some guy. He was messing with her mangoes.” They immediately understood.
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This story touched me for many reasons, my favorite Philippine boss, I thought of her so many times listening to this book
- By Caroline on 06-05-24
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A Comedy of Nobodies
- A Collection of Stories
- By: Baron Ryan
- Narrated by: Baron Ryan
- Length: 5 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Charlie knows he’s not the main character in his own story. He’s just another schmuck in the Ivy League looking to be somebody. He plays in a terrible jazz band, falls in love too easily, and struggles with the human being business. Written in a wry, comedic style, A Comedy of Nobodies: A Collection of Stories traces one fall semester in the lives of four typical but unforgettable university students who, as compensation for their existential anxieties, just want to feel understood.
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Good stuff.
- By Anonymous User on 06-07-24
By: Baron Ryan
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The Prophet and the Idiot
- A Novel
- By: Jonas Jonasson, Rachel Wilson-Broyles - translator
- Narrated by: Peter Kenny
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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In the fading days of late summer, 2011, self-taught astrophysicist Petra has calculated that the atmosphere will collapse in a few weeks’ time—on September 21, at approximately 9:20 pm—ending the world as we know it. But the distraught Petra will not have to carry the burden of this terrible news alone for long. Fate intervenes, bringing her into the orbit of a pair of unlikely companions: Johan, a man whose intellectual prowess is remarkably overshadowed by his culinary skills, and Agnes, a seventy-five-year-old widow who has made a fortune posing as a young influencer on social media.
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The performer’s impersonation are so cringe
- By ESTHER on 06-11-24
By: Jonas Jonasson, and others
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- B. Linville
- 04-07-24
Hilarious - and informative
Holmes tells the story of online scammers in the most entertaining way possible, which hopefully means that people will listen and she will help pull people from the brink. Absolutely my favorite book of the year.
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