This week on Summer House (S08E13), the men are extra ridiculous, and the women don’t let any of their BS fly. Between Carl wanting more softness and Kyle wanting to cage Amanda, it’s enough to make our blood boil. Again.

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It’s time for part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion (S11E16)! Turns out all is not well between Katie and Ariana, at least according to Lala. Also, Sandoval has words for Rachel. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It’s time for part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion (S11E16)! Turns out all is not well between Katie and Ariana, at least according to Lala. Also, Sandoval has words for Rachel. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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It’s time for the cast trip on The Valley (S01E09) and everyone’s going except our mariposa Kristen. Too bad: she’s missing out on barfing, slapping, and other messy moments. Speaking of messy, standing ovation for Janet’s gays who put on the pantomime performance of the year.

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On Below Deck (S11E15) Paris follows Fraser’s orders and it gets her called straight into the Captain’s office. Whoops! Meanwhile, on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard, Simon and Bria are still making a lot of drama over a flamingo and Natalie starts too much drama to take on.

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On Below Deck (S11E15) Paris follows Fraser’s orders and it gets her called straight into the Captain’s office. Whoops! Meanwhile, on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard, Simon and Bria are still making a lot of drama over a flamingo and Natalie starts too much drama to take on.

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This week in Bravo news, RHOBH is filming and there are noobs and new splits. Tom Schwartz makes a block-y move on Jo right before the reunion airs, Bravo announces its renewed shows, and Andy Cohen is cleared of wrongdoing by…someone? We are live every other Monday on Instagram at 530 PST! Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E02) celebrates Nate’s brain surgery with a party down the shore, and the women gather in teams and vow to ignore each other the rest of the season. Who will win this cold war? And why is it Olivia? Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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