BOMT (The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee) scrubs its private parts with industrial cleaner after it visits the universe “Fukhorse”, where humans love animals… just a little too much. Let’s not delve into this further… we’ll just say they love animals a little too much.

BOMT begins the episode by examining why you may love animals a bit too much with the question, “Do you have low sexual self-esteem?” If you are on your knees giving head to a well-hung sewer rat of no fixed abode – this question has already been answered.

BOMT brings you the latest breakthrough in medicine: The Spine Removal Institute. Cure backache by simply removing your spine, a treatment not available to politicians and certain other groups born without one.

In ‘Live Like An Animal’– our resident Instagram naturist learns from the animals and is careful not to lift his leg and pee on our camera equipment.

Finally, a frustrated and horny Disney animator prepares for a rodent gang bang with Mini Mouse.

BOMT (The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee) poots and farts four degrees left to dimension “Arse 4”, one whole degree and one less whiff from dimension Arse 3. It is a dimension which embraces an arse-centric view of the ‘hole’ universe.

BOMT begins with a profound moment of introspection and asks you, “Are you a pretentious twat?” If you are, you can reply ‘jes’ or ‘ne; since a REAL pretentious twats reply in Esperanto.

BOMT introduces us to ‘The Carnivore Naturalist’ as he only dines from fresh living animals. Witness him eat an elephant’s arse (not in a sexual way – but in a nutritious one).

BOMT uses the revolutionary ‘Sound Behind technology’ to peek at the sound behind the important events that shaped history. This week we look at the logistics of changing a nappy (in the UK) or diaper (in America) of a US president.

Death is no reason to lie around and be bored out of your decomposing mind when you bring your deceased beloved to Corpseland to have the time of their deaths.

Finally, can you remain aloof and business like when a man, even if he is a professional, sticks his finger in up your arse? This is answered in the touching romance “Me And My Proctologist”

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Episode 2 has BOMT (The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee) transmitting from a timeline which contradicts Winston Churchill’s assertion that “History is written by the victors”. In this timeline, history (and everything else) is written by losers. To be more precise: complete fucking losers.

We begin this week’s excursion with advice for those suffering from a ‘Homosexual Oedipus Complex’ and the best ways to kill mom and ‘do it’ with dad.

BOMT visits the bistro where fine dining is accompanied by an orgasm and where, instead of pairing wine with food, the food is paired with sex. If you ever desired a bratwurst up your arse paired with Schnitzel or having kippered herring stuffed in a rusted trombone – this is the bistro for you.

Experience first class treatment at American Tourmaster Hotels, where tipping isn’t expected and arse play is optional.

Hollywood legend Sam Fluggelman shares exclusive, never before seen, footage from his original cut of “Gone With The Wind” and the infamous Clark Gabel emergency trouser change incident.

Sammy The Toothpick is back… back? You never knew he left! Witness some assholes waiting around as Sammy hits us with another condensed classic: “Waiting For Godot” to 20 seconds.

For those fucking history snobs out there BOMT is giving a history lesson with the latest ‘Hitler Unknown’, this week’s episode: ‘That Fucking Moustache’. We reveal the truth about Hitler’s insistence that he didn’t want to be confused with the little tramp because of his moustache and that he was referring to Marline Dietrich and not Charlie Chaplin.

Everyone’s/ no-one’s favourite Tiktok star, The Prat Prankster, pulls an hysterical pole wacker of prank, scares the crap out of two lovers, and gives a mortician a heart attack after being accidentally autopsied. Definitive proof that being a colossal obnoxious asshole isn’t required to be a social media influencer, but… actually being a colossal obnoxious asshole is required.

BOMT ends our journey with the woke film event of the year: “ I am Not Henry, I Am Daisy Bell”. If if you don’t agree that this is the most important movie in film history then fuck you, you are an artistic racist and shall be cancelled!

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