BOMT (The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee) poots and farts four degrees left to dimension “Arse 4”, one whole degree and one less whiff from dimension Arse 3. It is a dimension which embraces an arse-centric view of the ‘hole’ universe.

BOMT begins with a profound moment of introspection and asks you, “Are you a pretentious twat?” If you are, you can reply ‘jes’ or ‘ne; since a REAL pretentious twats reply in Esperanto.

BOMT introduces us to ‘The Carnivore Naturalist’ as he only dines from fresh living animals. Witness him eat an elephant’s arse (not in a sexual way – but in a nutritious one).

BOMT uses the revolutionary ‘Sound Behind technology’ to peek at the sound behind the important events that shaped history. This week we look at the logistics of changing a nappy (in the UK) or diaper (in America) of a US president.

Death is no reason to lie around and be bored out of your decomposing mind when you bring your deceased beloved to Corpseland to have the time of their deaths.

Finally, can you remain aloof and business like when a man, even if he is a professional, sticks his finger in up your arse? This is answered in the touching romance “Me And My Proctologist”

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