Episode 2 has BOMT (The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee) transmitting from a timeline which contradicts Winston Churchill’s assertion that “History is written by the victors”. In this timeline, history (and everything else) is written by losers. To be more precise: complete fucking losers.

We begin this week’s excursion with advice for those suffering from a ‘Homosexual Oedipus Complex’ and the best ways to kill mom and ‘do it’ with dad.

BOMT visits the bistro where fine dining is accompanied by an orgasm and where, instead of pairing wine with food, the food is paired with sex. If you ever desired a bratwurst up your arse paired with Schnitzel or having kippered herring stuffed in a rusted trombone – this is the bistro for you.

Experience first class treatment at American Tourmaster Hotels, where tipping isn’t expected and arse play is optional.

Hollywood legend Sam Fluggelman shares exclusive, never before seen, footage from his original cut of “Gone With The Wind” and the infamous Clark Gabel emergency trouser change incident.

Sammy The Toothpick is back… back? You never knew he left! Witness some assholes waiting around as Sammy hits us with another condensed classic: “Waiting For Godot” to 20 seconds.

For those fucking history snobs out there BOMT is giving a history lesson with the latest ‘Hitler Unknown’, this week’s episode: ‘That Fucking Moustache’. We reveal the truth about Hitler’s insistence that he didn’t want to be confused with the little tramp because of his moustache and that he was referring to Marline Dietrich and not Charlie Chaplin.

Everyone’s/ no-one’s favourite Tiktok star, The Prat Prankster, pulls an hysterical pole wacker of prank, scares the crap out of two lovers, and gives a mortician a heart attack after being accidentally autopsied. Definitive proof that being a colossal obnoxious asshole isn’t required to be a social media influencer, but… actually being a colossal obnoxious asshole is required.

BOMT ends our journey with the woke film event of the year: “ I am Not Henry, I Am Daisy Bell”. If if you don’t agree that this is the most important movie in film history then fuck you, you are an artistic racist and shall be cancelled!

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