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Think Like a White Man

By: Nels Abbey, Dr Boulé Whytelaw III
Narrated by: Nels Abbey
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Publisher's summary

By following the White Man Commandments - namely, that winning justifies anything and everything - you too can achieve success beyond your capabilities.

With lessons on the value of shock and awe, putting compassion on the back burner and pretending racism doesn't exist, Think Like a White Man teaches you how to understand, overcome and overthrow the White Man in the whiter-shade-of-pale world of work.

©2019 Nels Abbey (P)2020 W. F. Howes Ltd

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"Hilarious.... This original approach to discussing race is funny, intellectual and timely." (Independent)

"Cutting!! This book rewarded me with dark, dry chuckles on every page." (Reni Eddo-Lodge)

"I really can't think of any comedian, satirist or journalist (with a sense of humour) that has made me laugh out so loud and be so stimulated intellectually at the same time. No messing people, Nels Abbey has written the most original book ever.... It takes hold of your cerebral cortex then grabs your funny bone and it doesn't let go until the very end. Honestly. Even the appendices shine with brilliance. What kind of book is this? I don't know. Just read it and see how difficult it is to put the label on the work of a true mastermind." (Benjamin Zephaniah)

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Laughing and crying

I already have shared this book with several people including my husband. This book shuts your mouth, opens your ears, and twists your guts into a balloon animal at a quiche-baby’s first birthday. Not really sure where to go from here.

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