The Complete Aliens, Inc. Series

By: Darcy Pattison

Narrated by: Josiah Bildner

Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins

Publisher's summary

"Doing alien voices gives narrator Josiah John Bildner a fun challenge... This is a worthy addition to the alien genre for kids." (Audiofile Magazine)

“Amusing” and “engaging and accessible.” (Publisher's Weekly)

“This fun chapter book series is out of this world.” (School Library Journal)

Kell, the Alien, Book One, The Aliens, Inc. Series

Shipwrecked on earth and desperate to make money, an alien family decides to make a living by opening Aliens, Inc., an intergalactic event-planning business master-minded by nine-year-old alien boy, Kell Smith. Never mind that aliens from Bix don’t have birthdays, but hatching days. Never mind that aliens from Bix won’t cook with eggs, so birthday cakes are almost impossible to make.

Kell discovers that his neighbor, Bree Hendricks, turns nine years old next month, and she wants a party with an alien theme. That should be simple as flying from star to star. But things aren’t that easy: Earthling’s ideas about aliens are totally wrong.

Even worse, Principal Lynx is a UFO chaser and suspects aliens around every corner. She’ll stop at nothing to catch the aliens and turn them over to the government.

Will the Aliens totally blow the Aliens Party? Will Principal Lynx capture Kell and his family and them over to the government? Listen and find out.

Kell and the Horse Apple Parade, Book Two, The Aliens, Inc. Series

Fun and humor: Super heroes, super heroines, and a parade!

For Kell, the Friends of Police Parade is a big deal, his first Earthling parade. With Bree’s help, he must figure out how to deal with City Hall, figure out fundraising and find super heroes and super heroines to march in the parade. To make things worse, Principal Lynx believes someone in third grade in an alien, and she has a new Alien Catcher App on her smart phone.

Survival on planet Earth just got harder for the Smiths, those friendly aliens from Bix. Will the Society of Alien Chasers catch Kell and his family? Or will they outsmart Mrs. Lynx again?

Kell and the Giants, Book Three, The Aliens, Inc. Series

Fun and humor: Giants stomp through this story!

If you’re an alien on Earth, you have one giant secret to keep. After a while, even friends want to tell your secret. Kell and Bree plan a birthday party with giants - Big Foot, Cyclops, Goliath and the Jolly Green Giant - while they struggle with keeping their own giant secret.

But they have an even bigger problem: Principal Lynx and the Society of Alien Chasers is back with a dog trained to sniff out an alien in a crowd. When Mom is stung by a bee, Kell must find a doctor who can keep a giant secret, too. Will Aliens, Inc. be able to pull off the Giant Party and keep everyone happy?

Principal Lynx and the Society of Alien Chasers is back with a dog who can sniff and point out aliens. How can Kell, Bree and the gang avoid the dog and still pull off a giant birthday party?

Kell and the Detectives, Book Four, The Aliens, Inc. Series

Kell will become a big brother in this exciting mystery!

Kell makes a startling discovery: He has zigzag fingerprints. Worse, Mrs. Lynx and the Society of Alien Chasers know about the fingerprints, and they are on the hunt. But the stakes are higher than ever because Kell’s mom has just laid a beautiful green egg.

©2020 Darcy Pattison (P)2021 Mims House