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Sloppy Seconds
- Extreme Horror (Sick F*ck, Book 2)
- Narrated by: RJ Bayley
- Length: 2 hrs and 35 mins
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Publisher's summary
Everything’s always a mess when Alex Cole is finished. Wanna go next?
Alex hates missing person’s cases. Unless they’re easy money. Anything is good when there’s easy money. Then there’s the delivery job. Get a box and hand deliver it to some rich jerk-off. Deal with another private investigator almost as skeezy as himself. And after all that there’s the Event. That’s sure to have a really, really, bad ending.
All for a lousy pay cheque.
Full of grotesque acts of violence, anal excavation, immortal beings, and strippers, Alex Cole is part private detective, part mercenary...all sick f--k. Cole Investigations is open - again - for business.
Sloppy Seconds is an extreme horror novella, painted with the blackest of humour. Consider this a trigger warning for just about everything.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great !
- By CM on 03-28-16
By: Paul Finch
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The Wicked Girls
- By: Alex Marwood
- Narrated by: Anna Bentinck
- Length: 14 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 3,812
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 3,451
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Story4 out of 5 stars 3,447
On a fateful summer morning in 1986, two 11-year-old girls meet for the first time. By the end of the day, they will both be charged with murder. Twenty-five years later, journalist Kirsty Lindsay is reporting on a series of sickening attacks on young female tourists in a seaside vacation town when her investigation leads her to interview carnival cleaner Amber Gordon. For Kirsty and Amber, it's the first time they've seen each other since that dark day so many years ago.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I didn't want to like these girls...
- By Lesley on 08-30-13
By: Alex Marwood
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Cash City
- By: Jonathan Fredrick
- Narrated by: Ari Fliakos
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,135
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,866
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,856
It is an obsession that has haunted Nick Malick for seven years - to avenge the murder of his young son. In his gut Malick knows who did it. But the psychopath is in prison for another crime, scheduled to be released in a year. All Malick has to do is wait...and survive.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great New Series
- By Lia on 08-21-17
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Rebel
- Dead Man's Ink, Book 1
- By: Callie Hart
- Narrated by: Walles Hamonde, Kelly Burke
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 296
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 264
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 264
Sometimes you don't mean to become another person. Sometimes the choice is made for you, and pretending is the only thing that keeps you going. When Alexis Romera is taken and her kidnappers find her fake ID in her purse, she must become Sophia in order to keep her family safe. Revealing her real identity to the man she's sold to would be easy enough, but can she trust him? Hell-bent on avenging the murder of his uncle, Rebel doesn't seem all that interested in playing things safe.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Story was ok but the actors were TERRIBLE
- By Jilliane Polillio on 11-03-15
By: Callie Hart
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Tarantula
- A John Milton Short Story
- By: Mark Dawson
- Narrated by: David Thorpe
- Length: 2 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 763
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 691
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 688
Meet John Milton. He considers himself an artisan. A craftsman. His trade is murder. Milton is the man the government sends after you when everything else has failed. Ruthless. Brilliant. Anonymous. Lethal. You wouldn't pick him out of a crowd but you wouldn't want to be on his list. In this second dip into his case files (see 1000 Yards for a further novella), Milton is sent to Italy to investigate the death of a colleague from Group 15.
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5 out of 5 stars
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John Milton tries to exit British intelligence
- By Wayne on 06-03-16
By: Mark Dawson
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Cold Granite
- Logan McRae, Book 1
- By: Stuart MacBride
- Narrated by: Steve Worsley
- Length: 13 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 565
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 520
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 516
It's DS Logan McRae's first day back on the job after a year off on the sick, and it couldn't get much worse. Three-year-old David Reid's body is discovered in a ditch: strangled, mutilated and a long time dead. And he's only the first. There's a serial killer stalking the Granite City, and the local media are baying for blood. Soon the dead are piling up in the morgue almost as fast as the snow on the streets, and Logan knows time is running out. More children are going missing. More are going to die.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great Story -- But NOT For The Faint Of Heart!
- By AK Raven on 06-27-17
By: Stuart MacBride
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Bone Dry
- By: Bette Golden Lamb
- Narrated by: Beth Richmond
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 143
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 111
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 113
Imagine. You have cancer. You’ve been blasted and wasted with chemotherapy, along with every other poison the doctors could find to kill malignant cells. Most days you’re more dead than alive. Now there is one last chance for survival. Tomorrow you will be infused with your own, treated bone marrow frozen, stored, and safe in one of California’s most prestigious hospitals. Then comes the note: “We have your marrow.... pay or die."
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not bad, not great, it was OK"
- By Laurie Carroll on 03-13-16
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Divorcing Jack
- By: Colin Bateman
- Narrated by: Adam Moore
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 24
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 22
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Story4 out of 5 stars 22
Dan Starkey is a young journalist in Belfast, who shares with his wife, Patricia, a prodigious appetite for drinking and dancing. Then Dan meets a beautiful and apparently impoverished student. And then, terrifyingly, she is murdered. Is it because she was not exactly who she claimed to be? Is it the IRA? A Protestant extremist group? A jealous lover? Before long, Dan is a target himself.…
By: Colin Bateman
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The Beautiful Dead
- By: Belinda Bauer
- Narrated by: Andrew Wincott
- Length: 10 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 63
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 59
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Story4 out of 5 stars 59
Crime reporter Eve Singer's career is on the downward slope when a spate of bizarre murders - each carefully orchestrated and advertised like performance art - begin in her territory. Covering these very public crimes revives her byline, and when the killer contacts Eve to discuss her coverage of his crimes, she is suddenly on the inside of the biggest murder investigation of the decade. But as the killer becomes increasingly obsessed with her, Eve realizes there's a thin line between inside information and becoming an accomplice to murder.
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2 out of 5 stars
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What is this
- By J.Hamp on 02-09-21
By: Belinda Bauer
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Drake
- The Burned Man, Book 1
- By: Peter McLean
- Narrated by: Mark Meadows
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 75
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 71
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Story4 out of 5 stars 71
Hitman Don Drake owes a gambling debt to a demon. Forced to carry out one more assassination to clear his debt, Don unwittingly kills an innocent child and brings the Furies of Greek myth down upon himself. Rescued by an almost fallen angel called Trixie, Don and his magical accomplice - the Burned Man, an imprisoned archdemon - are forced to deal with Lucifer himself whilst battling a powerful evil magician.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent story with character development!
- By Ketil on 11-21-16
By: Peter McLean
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Numbers
- By: Rachel Ward
- Narrated by: Sarah Coomes
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 82
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 50
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Story4 out of 5 stars 51
Since the day her mother died, Jem has known about the numbers. Numbers that pop into her head when she looks into someone’s eyes. They’re dates, the numbers. Dates predicting with brute accuracy each person’s death. Burdened by such grim knowledge, Jem avoids relationships. Until she meets Spider, another outsider, and takes a chance. Maybe they can find happiness together, if only in the brief time that remains before his expiration date.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Waiting For More!
- By Oregon Coast Gal on 02-26-10
By: Rachel Ward
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Spider's Bite
- Elemental Assassin, Book 1
- By: Jennifer Estep
- Narrated by: Lauren Fortgang
- Length: 11 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 4,708
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 3,927
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Story4 out of 5 stars 3,935
They call me the Spider. I'm the most feared assassin in the South -- when I'm not busy at the Pork Pit cooking up the best barbecue in Ashland. As a Stone elemental, I can hear everything from the whispers of the gravel beneath my feet to the vibrations of the soaring Appalachian Mountains above me. My Ice magic also comes in handy for making the occasional knife. But I don't use my powers on the job unless I absolutely have to. Call it professional pride.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Only because...
- By Alex on 06-06-11
By: Jennifer Estep
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Resurrection Bay
- Caleb Zelic, Book 1
- By: Emma Viskic
- Narrated by: Lewis Fitzgerald
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 95
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 87
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Story4 out of 5 stars 87
Profoundly deaf since early childhood, Caleb has always lived on the outside - watching and picking up tell-tale signs people hide in a smile, a cough or a kiss. When a childhood friend is murdered, a sense of guilt and a determination to prove his own innocence sends Caleb on a hunt for the killer. But he can’t do it alone....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent book and great 1st book
- By William Michael Dunn on 01-27-17
By: Emma Viskic
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- 08-04-22
An absolute delight
Loved every minute of this one.
And RJ Bayley is a master in his own right.
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Enjoyed EVERY serving
Kinda gave me a Salõ vibe. Throughly enjoyed and finally was as advertised. I’ve been listen to “extreme” books and besides the yearly volumes which have fallen WAY off, I’ve been disappointed. Not this one. Highly enjoyable, well crafted and gnarly visuals will be bright on by fantastically disgusting adjectives.
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