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Silent Butt Deadly: Fart Brothers in Space
- Diary of a Ninja Kid, Book 4
- Narrated by: Justin Hewitt
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Publisher's summary
Are you ready for an alien apocalypse? Sounds like you need the ninja code!
Michael Carter is 12 years old. Right now, he and his fart brothers are in space, trying to save the president, and everything's going wrong.
Every.
Single.
Thing.
Larry is lost, but new unexpected allies are going to help the gang! Will they get rid of the gross zombies, once and for all?
And the aliens?
That’s a whole other story!
They need to get rid of those, too.
Let's hope that stomachs and noses last that long!
Alien food really isn’t good for their digestion. As if their farts weren't already hideous enough!
Get ready to hold your nose and dive into an apocalypse of farts and gross encounters to find out!
Dig out your clothespin, block your nose, and let’s get stuck in.
Silent Butt Deadly!: Fart Brothers in Space - Diary of a Ninja Kid, book four - will have any kid who loves ninjas, zombies, and aliens on the edge of their seats. If you have a superhero in training who loves a hilarious, action-packed adventure, this story’s a surefire way to keep any young kid enthralled.
For an adventure that truly understands what it’s like to be a 12-year-old kid, click "buy now” right away.
Be warned: This book contains farts!
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 53
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 46
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 46
Tina never worries about being 'ordinary' - she doesn't have to, since she's known practically forever that she's not just Tina Mains, average teenager and beloved daughter. She's also the keeper of an interplanetary rescue beacon, and one day soon, it's going to activate, and then her dreams of saving all the worlds and adventuring among the stars will finally be possible.
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4 out of 5 stars
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There has never been a more annoying narrator to exist
- By Megan on 04-13-21
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Mimic and the Space Engineer Omnibus
- Space Shifter Chronicles, Books 1-3
- By: James David Victor
- Narrated by: Nick Tecosky
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 72
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 61
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 61
Higgens has the best job in the galaxy. Except for the fact that he’s technically a janitor on a galactic mining vessel. When he discovers an unknown alien species, his world gets turned upside down. He will have to find unlikely allies if he is going to save his new friend and help her build a new home. The Mimic and the Space Engineer boxed set contains the first three books in the Space Shifter Chronicles. If you like fast-paced space adventures with engaging, and quirky, characters, you will love Higgens, Mimic, and their adventures in space.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Interesting premise, but I've read better
- By Reviewer on 12-05-20
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The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog
- By: John R. Erickson
- Narrated by: John R. Erickson
- Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,421
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,114
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,109
It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it. Guts, glory, danger, and sacrifice are all in a day's work for Hank the Cowdog, Head of Ranch Security. While investigating a murder on the ranch, Hank finds himself the number-one suspect.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hank: a timeless chuckle for families everywhere.
- By The Super-duper Amazing Silver Golem on 03-16-16
By: John R. Erickson
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The Designate
- Lens, Book 1
- By: J.B. Cantwell
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 13 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 482
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 453
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 450
Brooklyn, 2095. Seventeen-year-old Riley Taylor longs to escape the crushing poverty of the slums. Stuck with her best friend in a totalitarian police state, their only hope of freedom is joining the military. But when Riley gets ripped away from him in their first brutal combat, she’s shocked to discover why so many recruits come home in coffins.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Where do I start
- By jonmino on 01-24-22
By: J.B. Cantwell
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The Event
- By: Nathan Hystad
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,235
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,055
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,052
Cities all around the world reported strange alien vessels descending. Some saw them as the heralds of a new age; others fired everything they had at them. All were taken as the beams lashed down and drew them into the sky. Dean was left behind, seemingly the last man on Earth. A trail of clues left by his dead wife guides Dean on a perilous journey across America and beyond to learn the truth behind the mysterious ships and save humanity from its doom.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Did not inspire me to get the next book.
- By MD on 12-13-18
By: Nathan Hystad
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You're Going to Mars!
- By: Rob Dircks
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 11 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,024
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,693
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,681
Living and slaving in Fill City One, you get used to the smell. We call it the Everpresent Stink. But every once in a while, on a spring day with a breeze, it clears away enough to remind us that there is something more out there. Most Fillers' wildest dreams would be just to get past the walls and live in the mainland. But my dream? It’s a little bigger. I’m going to Mars.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Reviewers Choice Award, its that good
- By Midwestbonsai on 11-13-18
By: Rob Dircks
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Max of the Rebellion
- The Last Time Loop, Book 1
- By: Anton Emelianov, Sergei Savinov
- Narrated by: Joshua Story
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 139
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 123
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Story4 out of 5 stars 121
Any kind of death annuls everything except his present knowledge and returns him to the past. This is a good way to test all sorts of things. That is, it would be, if not for one little thing.... This loop has real lords and it's unlikely that they'll be happy to hear about an uninvited guest. And that isn't his only problem - all of his memories of the last year have simply disappeared, but the world around him has changed in the meantime.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not Great
- By Erik on 04-30-20
By: Anton Emelianov, and others
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Discount Armageddon
- InCryptid, Book 1
- By: Seanan McGuire
- Narrated by: Emily Bauer
- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,975
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,817
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,816
The Price family has spent generations studying the monsters of the world, working to protect them from humanity - and humanity from them. Enter Verity Price. Despite being trained from birth as a cryptozoologist, she'd rather dance a tango than tangle with a demon, and is spending a year in Manhattan while she pursues her career in professional ballroom dance. Sounds pretty simple, right?
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5 out of 5 stars
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I love this book!
- By a on 11-21-12
By: Seanan McGuire
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Rosie’s Travelling Tea Shop
- By: Rebecca Raisin
- Narrated by: Charlie Sanderson
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 342
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 302
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Story4 out of 5 stars 303
The trip of a lifetime! Rosie Lewis has her life together. A swanky job as a Michelin-starred sous chef, a loving husband and future children scheduled for exactly January 2021. That’s until she comes home one day to find her husband’s prepacked bag and a confession that he's had an affair. Heartbroken and devastated, Rosie drowns her sorrows in a glass (or three) of wine, only to discover the following morning that she has spontaneously invested in a bright pink campervan to facilitate her grand plans to travel the country.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Rosie’s Travelling Tea Shop
- By Thalia on 10-07-19
By: Rebecca Raisin
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Winter's Rising
- Dystance, Book 1
- By: Mark Tufo
- Narrated by: Sean Runnette
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 807
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 763
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 757
From birth to death, The War is all the citizens of Dystance know. As children it is drilled into their heads that war is the purpose behind all existence. Winter doesn't agree. She's stumbled across remnants of life the way it was before The War began, and now she longs to be as free as her ancestors. With help from her best friend Cedar and the boy she is forbidden to love, Tallow. She believes she can do it. Winter can see a life beyond the Pickets, beyond the constant hunger and the threat of death, beyond the war machine.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Unbelievable, melodramatic romance.
- By Lynn A Blankenship on 03-28-19
By: Mark Tufo
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