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Please Don't Tell My Parents I Blew Up the Moon
- Please Don't Tell My Parents, Book 2
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 13 hrs and 28 mins
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Publisher's summary
Supervillains do not merely play hooky.
True, coming back to school after a month spent fighting - and defeating - adult superheroes is a bit of a comedown for the Inscrutable Machine. When offered the chance to skip school in the most dramatic way possible, Penelope Akk can't resist. With the help of a giant spider and mysterious red goo, she builds a spaceship and flies to Jupiter.
Mutant goats. Secret human colonies. A war between three alien races with humanity as the prize. Robot overlords and evil plots.
Penny and her friends find all this and more on Jupiter's moons, but what they don't find are any heroes to save the day. Fortunately, they have an angry 11-year-old and a whole lot of mad science....
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- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
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Chuck never thought too deeply about whether aliens existed - not until Jopp, an intergalactic transport pilot, drunkenly crashed on Earth and tried to steal his truck. Now Chuck finds himself unwittingly roped into helping Jopp work off a debt to the universe's most powerful corporation, the Prime Partners Intergalactic Consortium. Through a series of mishaps and misfortune, the duo find themselves in possession of a mysterious black case. In order to survive, they must fend off murderous marauders, an interplanetary police force, and a peculiar crime boss.
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Excellent Book!
- By Ian Matties on 09-07-17
By: Patrick Edwards
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Titan Hoppers
- Titan Hoppers, Book 1
- By: Rob J. Hayes
- Narrated by: Michael Gallagher
- Length: 14 hrs and 43 mins
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Born talentless, Iro has all but resigned himself to a life of drudgery, watching his sister hop across to the massive space titan for supplies. But when the titan explodes and his sister is killed, Iro finds a new determination to take her place. He’s not about to let weakness prevent him. When the fleet encounters a new titan, filled with powerful monsters, deadly traps, and mysterious cloaked figures, Iro is the first to spontaneously manifest a new talent.
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Good one
- By CC on 02-03-23
By: Rob J. Hayes
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You're Going to Mars!
- By: Rob Dircks
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 11 hrs and 12 mins
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Living and slaving in Fill City One, you get used to the smell. We call it the Everpresent Stink. But every once in a while, on a spring day with a breeze, it clears away enough to remind us that there is something more out there. Most Fillers' wildest dreams would be just to get past the walls and live in the mainland. But my dream? It’s a little bigger. I’m going to Mars.
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Reviewers Choice Award, its that good
- By Midwestbonsai on 11-13-18
By: Rob Dircks
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Resonant Son
- Resonant Son, Book 1
- By: Christopher Hopper, J. N. Chaney
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
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After losing his job and family, Flint Reed finds himself in the middle of a terrorist attack. With nothing but his wits and experience as a former Union police officer, he must do everything he can to stay alive. As he soon discovers, however, there are also hostages, and no one is coming to save them. All hope falls to Flint. But as he fights to navigate the building, the real answers begin to unravel. What are the terrorists really after, and why are they so intent on getting into the vault?
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Die Hard in the Renegade Universe!
- By MLT78 on 02-18-20
By: Christopher Hopper, and others
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The Event
- By: Nathan Hystad
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins
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Cities all around the world reported strange alien vessels descending. Some saw them as the heralds of a new age; others fired everything they had at them. All were taken as the beams lashed down and drew them into the sky. Dean was left behind, seemingly the last man on Earth. A trail of clues left by his dead wife guides Dean on a perilous journey across America and beyond to learn the truth behind the mysterious ships and save humanity from its doom.
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Did not inspire me to get the next book.
- By MD on 12-13-18
By: Nathan Hystad
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Crownchasers
- By: Rebecca Coffindaffer
- Narrated by: Reba Buhr
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
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Alyssa Farshot has spent her whole life trying to outrun her family legacy, even leaving behind the Kingship and her uncle, the emperor, for a life of exploring. But when her dying uncle announces a crownchase - a search for the royal seal hidden in the empire that will determine the next ruler - Alyssa is thrust into her greatest, most dangerous adventure yet.
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A Sassy Captain We've All Been Waiting For
- By Emma English on 10-07-20
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Rebel Stars: Books 0-2
- By: Edward W. Robertson
- Narrated by: Ray Chase
- Length: 20 hrs
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A thousand years ago, an alien invasion set humanity back to the Iron Age. Slowly, we recovered, colonizing the Solar System in peace. And discovered that an unknown force is stopping us from exploring any farther. But before the cause can be discovered, a slow-burning conspiracy threatens to explode into System-wide war. With enemies at home and in the darkness beyond, a team of unlikely heroes-a janitor, a mercenary, an asteroid miner, and a pirate-are the only ones who can avert a second apocalypse. This set includes the first three books of the newly-finished REBEL STARS series.
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Fun and entertaining.
- By Shirley on 01-04-18
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Mimic and the Space Engineer Omnibus
- Space Shifter Chronicles, Books 1-3
- By: James David Victor
- Narrated by: Nick Tecosky
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
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Higgens has the best job in the galaxy. Except for the fact that he’s technically a janitor on a galactic mining vessel. When he discovers an unknown alien species, his world gets turned upside down. He will have to find unlikely allies if he is going to save his new friend and help her build a new home. The Mimic and the Space Engineer boxed set contains the first three books in the Space Shifter Chronicles. If you like fast-paced space adventures with engaging, and quirky, characters, you will love Higgens, Mimic, and their adventures in space.
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Interesting premise, but I've read better
- By Reviewer on 12-05-20
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Federal Histories Bundle, Books 1-3
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Jesse Vilinsky
- Length: 68 hrs and 59 mins
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The future has amazing technology. Our alien allies have magic. Together, we are building a training system to teach the best of humanity to go to the stars. But the training is monumentally expensive. Stephanie Morgana is a genius, she just doesn't know it. Join her on the first half of her adventure with this collected edition, including the first three megabooks in the Federal Histories series.
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I see why this series/book has low sales.
- By Rondell on 02-09-24
By: Michael Anderle
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Hollow Space: Venture
- Xantoverse Series
- By: C.F. Barnes, T. F. Grant
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 13 hrs
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Forced to hyperjump during a brutal ambush, Sara Lorelle, navigator of the Venture, the last human colony ship, discovers a terrible truth: They've jumped to somewhere that shouldn't exist. Trapped inside a pocket universe known only as Hollow Space, where technology inexplicably fails, Sara and her crew have to face the lethal politics of their only destination, Haven - a decrepit station, home to deadly aliens and rival factions that soon sees the Venture crew up to their necks in danger.
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Firefly Meets Babylon 5/Galactica/Star Wars Hybrid
- By Striker on 05-24-15
By: C.F. Barnes, and others
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Inception
- A Near Future Thriller
- By: Jonathan Yanez
- Narrated by: Jay Snyder
- Length: 49 mins
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My history is unknown. My present is violent. My future may be more dangerous still. I use my unique skillset in one of the Moon’s many watering holes. Here, miners can spend their hard-earned money to forget that they’re not among the wealthy elite in the paradise colony on Mars. When a known crime boss walks in, events will begin to unfold hinting at a dark past and an even murkier future.
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Hunh?
- By Linda Luella on 11-08-19
By: Jonathan Yanez
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Titanborn
- By: Rhett C. Bruno
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
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After decades hunting wanted offworlders throughout the solar system, Corporate Bounty Hunter Malcolm Graves doesn't bother asking questions. So long as the pay is right, he's the man for the job. And he always works alone. But when a high-profile bombing on Earth has Pervenio Corp clamoring for answers, they force him to team up with a strange, cyber-augmented partner. A young man more interested in statistics than instinct. Their assignment: Track down a suspected group of extremists from Titan who will go to any length to free their moon from the grip of Earth's corporations.
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Great Mystery Sci-fi
- By Bryan on 02-08-19
By: Rhett C. Bruno
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- thymespace
- 09-26-16
What Happened!?!
What could Richard Roberts have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?
What happened to this book? I loved the first one and so couldn't wait to pick up this second book. Instead of continuing with what was started in book one, our villains are thrown into outer space with a completely bran new cast of characters. Sadly, there were so many that I found myself getting confused by who was who and why I should bather investing time in them or not.
I felt that this story did not flow as well. Having to rewind the story several times to make sure I did miss a segment or miss hear another took me out of the story. One of the new main characters was so screechy that I felt like I had to plug my ears when she was on.
Overall, I would not recommend this book to anyone and I am not even sure I will attempt the third book. Maybe in a couple months this book will have faded from my memory, but mostly, I think I will not be continuing. Which is sad, as I really thought that this author had something with the first book.
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-19-18
great story except for one subplot
I loved the story it would have been perfect if riley's arc in the story didn't feel forced.
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- AJ Rivera
- 07-18-17
Just skip it
The first book begs you to continue the story, skip to book three, this is just... don't, not even with an extra credit, or free, the performance is great, just like book one, but the story, just ... no, I get the author trying something new, it just doesn't work, the story looses all what makes it great, the conflict of a young group of teenagers battening between the fun and what's right is lost when you take away all consecuences and replace it with a generic outer space sci fi enviroment, just no, skip it
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- Lifeoutdoors
- 04-10-18
this is my favorite book series.
the story dosent follow the classic moles but it still entrances the reader.l love it.
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- Kindle Customer
- 08-14-18
another fun book
my kids love this series and I enjoy it myself. if tou or your children enjoy light super powdered adventure try it out.
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- AwesomePerson53
- 09-07-20
Loved this book.
I really enjoyed reading this. I’d recommend this to anyone who likes super heroes or sci-fi. It’s funny how these youngsters try to be good people, but keep being blamed for villainy.
It’s a clean read too.
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- Chad
- 05-13-23
Misleading title
The title is very misleading. But not to worry, the gang does travel through space, all over the solar system, dealing with both trivial issues and epic conflicts.
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- Frieda
- 05-21-17
It was good but not as good as the other two books
If you could sum up Please Don't Tell My Parents I Blew Up the Moon in three words, what would they be?
Creepy, mediocre, inferior.
What does Emily Woo Zeller bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Emily Woo Zeller is a good narrator, almost making up for the story.
Any additional comments?
The scene early on in the Red Panacea Clinic was horrible, and well summarizes the book. It contains cancerous deformed goat horrors that could have easily been left out of the overall series. Why would this be a good direction to take the series in?
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- The Phoenix
- 07-14-17
Almost great, but...
I loved the first book. I had to give the next one a listen, too. There's a lot to like in this book. There's really only one thing I didn't care for.
Trying to stay as spoiler-free as possible here, but there's one character introduced in this book who is absolutely insufferable. Just a flat-out awful person. No big deal, right? There's nothing wrong with having a character you love to hate, right?
Here's the thing: the listener is supposed to sympathize with this person. The main character can't stop gushing about what an amazing person this is, even as that person continuously does awful, unjustifiable things to her and her friends. I began dreading scenes with this character, but they just kept coming, and the character kept getting more loathsome.
Other than that character, it's a good story. I just wish that story stopped getting dragged down by a character who's less pleasant than nails on a chalkboard (while the protagonist keeps trying to tell you that chalkboard screeching is a beautiful symphony).
I hear the next book is better, and I'm looking forward to it. If it's more like the original book than this one, I'll be happy.
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- G. Warren
- 09-08-16
Interesting series
I really enjoyed the first book in this series. I like this one as well. My only negative is that I think it may have went on too long. Is definitely interesting if you're into this genre but at times I had trouble staying interested. If you like the first then give it a shot.
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