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My Dad Loves to Toot
- Narrated by: Montez Harris
- Length: 5 mins
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Publisher's summary
The perfect Father's Day gift idea for Dad AND the kids!
Is your dad the family's number one farter?
Looking for something that Dad can listen to with his kids?
Want a children's storybook that will have everyone smiling and laughing till the end?
Introducing My Dad Loves to Toot by Tootin' Tom!
Follow Dad's hilarious farting story where sometimes his love of tooting does more harm than good. But maybe there is a clever way that he can use it to his advantage.
Why choose My Dad Loves to Toot?
- Bonding experience: listening together is one of the best ways for dads and their kids to build stronger bonds and share special moments
- Great gift idea: when it comes to an easy and quick yet creative gift idea for Dad or the kids, there is no matching a storybook that they can experience together.
Need more reasons?
Ideal for all ages that like silly farting humor--nothing overly gross.
Age-appropriate--to be enjoyed by both adults and young children.
Hilarious farting situations that are sure to have the kids (and adults!) giggling with laughter.
So what are you waiting for?
Click “Add To Cart” now and get this hilarious farting story for Dad and the kids!
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