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Mistle Text: 'Twas the Text Before Christmas…

By: Whitney Dineen, Melanie Summers
Narrated by: Alexander Cendese, Avery Reid
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I'm Holly Snow and I'm in desperate need of a miracle. I've been raising my five-year-old niece, Faith, since she was a baby. As much as I love her, I was twenty-three when my sister died. There was no way I was ready to be a single mom.

A few months ago, I managed to get Faith a partial scholarship to a ritzy preschool for gifted children. I've been struggling to make tuition payments ever since. The bottom line is that I need to make more money. At this point, I'll take any job that allows me to look after Faith while I work—as it doesn't involve anything weird or illegal. So, when my bestie, Toni, tells me her tall, dark, and Scroogy boss needs a personal shopper to take care of all his Christmas needs, I leap at the opportunity.

When I say yes, I have no idea Mr. Incredible will also end up needing a fake girlfriend. Apparently, he's got to prove to his family that he's the marrying type or they won't be turning over the keys to their investment brokerage to him come January. I should definitely say no, but I'd be crazy not to take the obscene amount of money he's throwing my way. (Besides, who wouldn't want to live in the lap of luxury in a Newport mansion for a few days?) As a bonus, Faith and I get completely new wardrobes so we can fit in. Now, I just have to promise myself not to fall in love with him.

©2021 Whitney Dineen and Gretz Corp. (P)2022 Tantor

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beautiful story

This was a beautiful written story. It is heartwarming and shows how one little girl can win the heart of others when they less expect it. The narrators were perfect for this story

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Slow it down

The story was decent but the speed the male reader used was super fast. I slowed it down to .9.
Overall, I'd recommend it for a quick, easy read.

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Very good story!

I thoroughly enjoyed this story. Was fun to listen to the faulty reasoning the male lead had to try to convince himself he wasn’t in love. Narrators were excellent also, good listen!

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🎄🎅🏻 Sweet Santa!🎅🏻🎄

This is a sweet and feel-good romance about family, true friends, second chances, and new beginnings. Beautiful story, which I enjoyed each second. I had good laughs! This store doesn’t have hot sexy scenes, don’t take me wrong, I love the hot stuff, but this story captivated and made me feel good. I liked the narrators, but I think the male narrator went too fast on his character’s voice, I also can affirm that he has a beautiful voice with a lot of potential for a successful carrier. The female narrator was stellar. Well done narrators and authors. For everyone else ia wish happy listening!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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Super cute and fun read

This was a book club book and I wasn't too sure if I would like it. In fact, I started reading it early in case it took me a long time to get thru. Much to my surprise, I couldn't put this book down! I loved the characters and wanted good things to happen to them. Everyone needs a HEA in this book.

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Faith stills your heart!

Love the story, and the little girl is so funny!! I will definitely be listening to this one again.

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The little kid was very annoying and not believable

I never leave reviews but the little girl in this store was only 5, but she was very annoying and not believable. She was borderline materialistic and always trying to one up her friend. Other than that the narration and story were good the little girl is why I reviewed the book the way I did.

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Just ok

Overall the story was just ok the performance good.The characters were very unbelievable very shallow.

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