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Love Is for Losers
- Narrated by: Ella Lynch
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
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Publisher's summary
A laugh out loud look at first love, loss and trying to avoid the girl of your dreams.
As far as Phoebe Davis is concerned, love is to be avoided at all costs. Why would you spend your life worrying about something that turns you into a complete moron? If her best friend Polly is anything to go by, the first sniff of a relationship makes you forget about your friends (like, hello?), get completely obsessed with sex (yawn) and bang on constantly about a person who definitely isn't as great as you think they are.
So Phoebe isn't going to fall in love, ever. But then she meets Emma . . .
Love is for Losers by Wibke Brueggemann is a hilarious, life-affirming novel about all the big stuff: love, sex, death, family, heartbreak, kittens . . . and kisses that turn the whole world upside down.
Critic reviews
"A razor sharp look at the world of a teen girl, with heart, wit and a voice that'll stay with me."—Bethany Rutter, author of No Big Deal and Melt My Heart
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