Harry Plotter and the Chamber of Serpents

A Potter Secret Parody

By: MJ Ware

Narrated by: MJ Ware

Austen comes to England knowing that as an American he'll stick out at his new school. But when an errant owl lands him at Hogwarts, he's in for more than he expected.

And as if it’s not hard enough being the only American at Hogwarts, Austen’s sorted into the most despised of all the houses. Then bumbling around the dungeon while trying to find his common room, he unwittingly helps the monster from the Chamber of Serpents. Will he discover the secret of the chamber before he becomes another victim of He-who-must-not-be-named?

©2015 MJ Ware (P)2019 MJ Ware

Ok

It was ok.
It wasn’t as good as real Harry Potter, that’s for curtain! But overall it was fine. I think it was a rip off.

HP 1 3/4

This reminded me so much of Lion King 1 1/2! Definitely not a bad read for not being cannon!

good for Harry Potter fans

pretty fun and interesting
enjoyed it very much as a Harry Potter fan
storyline is better than many other stories

Great parody of a great story.

I do not get some of the low review numbers, the whole idea of a parody is to change the names for fun and I laughed at all of them. "Dumblesnore?" I laughed as I typed it. Listen carefully and there are a couple great ones that go by quickly. Listen for the one for Neville. I have read or listened to the whole Potter series over 30 times, so I have a pretty good grasp on the plot lines and the more esoteric aspects of the story. I think this story is a good accompaniment to the "real" story. Looking at the social dynamics at Hogwarts it was cool to think about it from a 180 degree viewpoint. Everyone does seem to hate Slyperine's, Although, some are complete jerks, if you take them out of the story, the other Slyperine's seem ok. I liked how the two stories intertwined and gave a whole different behind-the-scenes possibility. How would a muggle-born get along in Slyperine's? Why is a muggle-born in Slyperine? It is only a few hours and if you enjoyed listening to the others, it is worth a listen or two.

Harry Plotter

I love Harry Potter stories,this spin off is great. it's a realistic High School with a bit of every book added. If you don't like to laugh don't listen to the story.

Fun fan fiction

I really enjoyed. Super cute and fun little story. Creative twist on a longtime favorite. Fun twist on characters and the inspired change of names made me laugh out loud.

A better perspective on the events of CoS

In short: shows the Slytherin (and an American students) perspective on Hogwarts and the events of the Chamber of Secrets in a hilarious fashion. Must-listen for every Slytherin but also HP fans of other houses.

It Was Funny

I liked how the author had an explanation for everything in terms of how the story fits into the original books and even filled some holes in the original. Very clever author.

I wish it were longer and he would’ve continued with more books, but I’m grateful for what we got!

Well written

If you’re a potter head and need a little fan fiction look no further! Characters are great and flow well with HP storyline. Love this book

Silly but die hard fans may appreciate.

If you take it as Canon, it actually fills some plot-holes, ironically enough. Pretty good.