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They’re back! The all-star cast multi-award-winning cult hit comedy returns, with more surreal goings-on in the lives and loves of the doctors and staff at East Hampton Hospital (warning: contains very little medical content).
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Wonderful to hear these voices again
- By LucilleB on 05-03-24
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The Sirens of Titan
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The richest, most depraved man on Earth, Malachi Constant, is offered a chance to take a space journey to distant worlds with a beautiful woman at his side. Of course, there's a catch to the invitation....
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Absolutely Outstanding
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In the year 2038, there’s only one destination that can play host to the world’s wealthiest adventure seekers: the Pengalaman Island Resort and Virtual Reality Theme Park. Located on a private South Pacific island, guests here live out their wildest fantasies in custom-made virtual reality simulations while also enjoying the usual amenities of an exclusive five-star getaway. All is relatively breezy until famed billionaire and avid guest, Mr. Wagner, goes missing within a virtual simulation. His only hope? A daring rescue led by Derek Ambrose and his ragtag search party.
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Story is a Bit Stupid
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Monsters and How to Tame Them is Kevin’s most recent guide on how to live your best life, wrapped in his signature honesty, hilarious voice, and adept storytelling. You’ve heard stories about vampires, zombies, and ghosts. Now it’s time to meet some of the monsters that haunt your mind.
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Entertaining, not useful
- By Anonymous User on 09-18-22
By: Kevin Hart
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- N. E. H.
- 04-16-24
Great story!
What a warm and charming book. The concept was just perfect and the stories of the people living and working in and around the building were sharp but loving. The author narrates it perfectly.
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- Pedsrn1988
- 04-21-24
Interesting
I enjoyed listening to this unique and original book. It was entertaining with wonderful characters. The author narrated his own book well. I think the book was too lengthy.
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- Jan
- 04-27-24
Story…. I loved the basis of the story!
Story line and author did a Great job with Narration!
Also kept me wanting to read more…
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- Annie Hansen
- 05-25-24
HOA humor
I really loved the HOA humor in this book. Feel like that was the pinnacle scene for me in this book!
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- Gayle Winegar
- 04-11-24
Pure Smart Fun with Characters to Adore!
Never have I had this much fun having a cold! I crawled into bed and downloaded author Glenn Miller 's new novel DOORMAN WANTED. I listened to this smart, witty, wry self discovery tale, full of heart, ode to NYC, nod to PJ Woodhouse, a poke at the swanky upper crust with a group of engaging characters that came alive with terrific narration that had me happily in bed for a couple days, listening for hours, laughing out loud. Love the humanity and smarts of Central Park artists, the pretension of the "in the know" art world, the observant and smart senior residents. The personalities came through the narrator's ( the author!)
voice so pitch perfect, the rich cast is ready for film or stage!
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- Janet W
- 04-13-24
Fun quirky story.
Guaranteed to entertain! What fun when an inherited millions causes Henry to take the job of a doorman in his own high rise condo building in New York City. He spends many fun months as the doorman in the lives of the condo owners and all those in and around his building. Befriending several homeless people in the process. His compassion for them and trying to help all when keeping his millions a secret. Great story and kudos to the author Glenn R. Miller on his very entertaining performance of the story. Not many self narrated books are as well read. Loved it!
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- Peggy E. Faricy
- 05-07-24
Bertie vs Jeeves
The bon mots fly, and never take a breaks. This book is laugh out loud funny. In so happy to have stumbled upon it. Beg, borrow or steal (oops buy) this book
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- Thomas
- 04-06-24
Clever Humor and Fun Story
This is a great story about someone coming to grips with who they are in the heart of Manhattan. Nicely paced and exquisitely read, it is an entertaining saga that will leave you feeling like there is good in the world.
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- LDavis
- 04-14-24
Charmed by this Doorman
Should I ever have the need to find an apartment in NYC, L'Hermitage is my top choice. Raptured by the author's reading of the book, the building's lobby came to life with quirky, yet endearing, residents. I felt like I had poured a cup of coffee from the lobby's urn, put my feet up and watched the comings and goings. I would love to be greeted by Franklin the Doorman and found myself laughing out loud as the picture of his duties, his true connection to the residents and the inner workings of the building unfolded. Miller nails the Upper East Side, the park, the NYC catering pecking order and more. The premise is new and timely. The writing is filled with wit, honesty and the perfect amount of awkwardness of the main character to make him endearing. I can't wait for the sequel to find out what happens to the residents and the "locals" in this bustling Upper East Side community.
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- Pattwee
- 04-20-24
Doorman
This was a charming, funnyy, well narrated story of life as a doorman who meets peoplefrom different backgrounds and finally figures out what is important in life.
I received a free copy for an honest review
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