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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,048
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,915
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,911
Thea Landry has always known her place in modern-day society. It's somewhere just above the trash can her mother dumped her in as a newborn, but below the class where much comes easy. With her tattered shoes and bargain-bin clothes, her life has never been full of glamour. So when a rich and charismatic man takes interest, she doesn't fool herself into thinking their encounter is anything more than a one-night stand. Months later, she's kicking herself for not getting his phone number. Or his last name. She's given up hope of seeing him ever again.
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4 out of 5 stars
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✫✫ 4 Stars ✫✫
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 10-16-18
By: Devney Perry
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Perks of Office
- By: Liz Rain
- Narrated by: Cat Gould
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 42
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 41
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 41
After high-powered politician Bridget O'Keefe sweeps into the uninspiring life of Australian electorate officer Emma Ives, nothing is the same again. Hapless, hopeless Emma is smacked with an instant crush on the polished woman who's her new boss . . . her hot, untouchable, straight boss. Yes, she knows she's an idiot because unrequited lust at work is a terrible idea. Even so, she can dream.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Not my favorite
- By Amber on 05-24-24
By: Liz Rain
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Rhapsody
- The Butcher and the Violinist, Book 1
- By: Kenya Wright
- Narrated by: Blake Stanton, Cami Darian
- Length: 12 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 359
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 321
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 319
Jean-Pierre’s greatest gift was a lack of feelings. His past had ripped them away. But then he saw Eden. Onstage, she played her violin, spinning his head with songs he’d tried to forget. Unable to stop himself, he makes Eden his obsession. And unlike any normal man, he takes what he wants. But there’s someone in the shadows blocking his path. His plans for Eden won’t be so simple. This mystery person sends Russians his way, igniting a war with the Bratva. It’s too bad that there’s no limit to his obsession for her - no force that can stop him, no bullet to get in his way.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Narrators, straight Sexy + worth while story
- By Lawanda G. on 10-30-19
By: Kenya Wright
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Misadventures of a City Girl
- Misadventures, Book 1
- By: Meredith Wild, Chelle Bliss
- Narrated by: Jennifer Mack, Lance Greenfield
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,110
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,009
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,014
Fresh off a divorce from a Hollywood hotshot, Madison Atwood needs an escape. With the paparazzi fresh on her heels and her love life splashed on every tabloid, she runs away to a swanky retreat in Northern California. Avalon Springs is the mountainside haven she needs to find herself again. Luke Dawson lives off the grid, preferring solitude to society. When he finds a beautiful woman soaking in the hot springs on his property, he can't stop himself from watching her. She captures his attention, but she's just a city girl - a beautiful distraction disturbing the peace.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Ugh!
- By Cathy Landerman on 09-21-17
By: Meredith Wild, and others
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White Nights
- By: Anna Zaires, Charmaine Pauls
- Narrated by: CJ Bloom, Sebastian York
- Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 612
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 571
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 569
One of the wealthiest Russian oligarchs, Alex Volkov is as ruthless as he is magnetic. He always gets what he wants, and what he wants is me, in his bed. He’s the kind of trouble every woman should run from. The bullet his bodyguard took for him proves that. I should stay far away, but for one night, I give in to temptation. Before I know it, he’s pulling me deeper into his world of excess and violence, invading not only my life but my heart. How much trust can I place in a man so dangerous? How much do I dare risk for his love?
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5 out of 5 stars
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IT’S REALLY GREAT 💕.. BUT IT’S ALSO A CLIFFHANGER
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 09-14-21
By: Anna Zaires, and others
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The Accidental Dating Experiment
- By: Lauren Blakely
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Jacob Morgan
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,145
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,091
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,091
Eight years ago I fell into a secret summer fling with my best friend’s little sister before our lives went in different directions. Now, I’m the grumpy to Juliet’s sunshine on a popular dating podcast we host, and when a wealthy fan gives us a charming coastal cottage as the biggest thank you ever, we head to the town where I grew up to give it a makeover. And find the house has only one bed. Located under a mirrored ceiling.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The kind of Romance everyone needs in their collection!
- By M. Santos on 04-11-24
By: Lauren Blakely
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Maybe This Time
- By: Cara Bastone
- Narrated by: Zoë Chao, Noah Reid, Josh Hurley, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 45 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,976
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,947
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,946
Romance can be a little complicated when you get sucked into a wormhole. Just ask high school English teacher June Flint. One little solar flare happens and suddenly you find yourself 85 years in the future. Eighty-five years from your dream job. Your ailing mother whose only companion in this world is you. Your favorite stuffed-crust pizza from DeLucia’s on Sunday nights. But when June’s cell phone inexplicably picks up a signal, she’s able to call back to the present—more specifically, four weeks before she accidentally time traveled.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Not surprised that I LOVED this!
- By Brittany Bowman on 05-22-24
By: Cara Bastone
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A Murder to Remember
- By: Brynn Kelly
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley, Max Roll
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,118
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 4,015
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4,014
Jane Austen fan Amelia Bennett sneaks away from a dull tour of an English country manor, only to run into a man more dashing than Mr. Darcy himself. About to lose his ancestral home to family debts, charming aristocrat Tom Calder invites his American guest to join him in drinking his way through the estate’s priceless wine collection. But when they wake in his bed the next morning, they’re convinced that in their drunken haze they witnessed a murder. Problem is, the body has vanished and no one believes them.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fun rom-com mystery
- By C. Wright on 03-01-24
By: Brynn Kelly
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Verity
- By: Colleen Hoover
- Narrated by: Vanessa Johansson, Amy Landon
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 120,407
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 105,892
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 105,757
Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of best-selling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity's notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn't expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read.
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4 out of 5 stars
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intriguing but skip if triggered by child abuse
- By Amazon Customer on 05-16-19
By: Colleen Hoover
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Iris is More than Okay
- By: Natalie Cooper
- Narrated by: Jenna Coleman
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 139
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 137
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 137
Iris Nightingale is more than okay. She has her life planned out to a perfect schedule. Work, run, sleep, repeat. She spends her quiet Friday nights sitting alone on a bench in the park, trying to push back the memories that no amount of running can help her escape. But one evening, there’s someone else on her bench - Hunter. Tall, wry and infuriating: everything about him gets under Iris’s skin. Little does she know that he's about to upset more than just her routines...
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4 out of 5 stars
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Pretty good
- By Mb4pax on 06-06-24
By: Natalie Cooper
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Charity Esparza
- 11-06-19
Loved it!
A great first story in a series with a unique twist on Santa and his reindeer. The narrator has a pleasant voice, and makes it easy to follow the story. A short read, perfect for a quick dose of romance!
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