-
Dead and Horny
- Dangerous Appetites
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 14 hrs and 23 mins
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Prime members: New to Audible?Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Dead and Horny
Buy for $33.90
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
Listeners also enjoyed...
-
Solar Dragons Need Love, Too! 1
- A Harem Lit Slice of Life (Solar Dragons Need Love, Too!, Book 1)
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 370
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 316
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 316
An odd twist of fate made me the newest resident in Meteoropolis, a city hurtling through space on an ancient comet. After waking up in a containment pod, I got assigned to live with a unicorn gamer girl as my host. Not only did I need to find a job and a place to live, but I had to get used to bumping elbows with demons, dragons, aliens, and elves! But somehow, that wasn't even the craziest part. When I arrived in this strange new world, I found out my soul had fused with a solar dragon. Suddenly, I had powers beyond anything even the magical residents of this city were capable of.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Pretty cool Slice of Life
- By Keith on 08-06-22
By: Virgil Knightley
-
My Lovestruck Succubus Girlfriend
- A Cozy Slice-Of-Life College Romance for Men
- By: Peter North
- Narrated by: Byron Ormond, Kat Riley
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 10
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 10
Aaron Lange has pinned all his hopes on law school. He's been busting his butt to keep his grades up and keep the scholarship he's worked so hard to earn. Then, his world is turned completely upside down when he runs--literally--into the girl of his dreams. Suddenly he can't focus on school, his grades are slipping, and Aaron is facing the very real possibility that he'll lose his golden ticket. It will take all his self control to ignore his distracting feelings and double-down on his studies.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A cupid's curse or blessing?
- By BiduscasMate on 04-25-24
By: Peter North
-
Waifu Hero
- A LitRPG Fantasy
- By: Jace Cannon
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 16 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 9
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 8
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 8
Titan wakes up in chains with a damsel to save and he’s somehow already at level two. Turns out, Titan made a pact with the Goddess of Time. With her time-stopping magic at his disposal, Titan frees Zelara, a deadly swordswoman with a magical parasite. He quickly learns that he can use Zelara’s parasite to cast spells... so if Titan wants to get stronger and discover the secrets of this world, he'll need more partners like Zelara.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
5 stars
- By Joshua Airington on 04-23-24
By: Jace Cannon
-
System Warrior
- A LitRPG Progression Fantasy
- By: Shane Hammond
- Narrated by: Christopher Harbour, Mandy McCullough
- Length: 16 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 27
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 25
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 25
My life took a turn I never expected on the day the world ended. Suddenly forced to fight in a bloody arena by a faceless System, I find the only way to survive is to win. I’m told that ten victories in the arena will give me my freedom, but if I’m going to get there, I’ll need a crack team of hardened allies to fight with me. What I got instead was a bratty college girl with a jealousy streak, a momma’s boy roommate who now inhabits the body of a piglet, and a devastatingly gorgeous teacher whose sword is as sharp as her tongue.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A surprisingly great story!
- By Daniel W. Mickelson on 05-01-24
By: Shane Hammond
-
Peach Valley Defense Force
- A Mostly Relaxing Slice-of-Life Fantasy Story
- By: Kirk Mason
- Narrated by: Savannah Thomas, Steve Knight
- Length: 8 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 4
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 4
What's the best group to form a defense force? If you said a bloodthirsty bunnygirl, a timid drowblin (half drow-half goblin), and a human bloke named Owen, he'd ask you if you understood the question. But that's what Peach Valley's got. Luckily for him, one skeleton a day is so easy to deal with that it leaves ample time to sample the delights of the village. Like swimming in the lake with the crazy bunny who makes him laugh, or shopping trips with the shy drowblin he's getting out of her shell.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Josie is the best
- By BiduscasMate on 04-25-24
By: Kirk Mason
-
Nosferatu Academy
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Patrick DuBois, Hannah Blaire
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 225
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 195
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 195
Now I've been taken to a demiplane between worlds where Dracula rules supreme, and all he wants is to... start a school for vampires? It turns out the next generation of vampire is built differently, and I'm in on the ground floor of that new enterprise. What's more, I have a unique suite of abilities that helps me further stand out from the crowd. So much, in fact, that I've started attracting the attention of multiple gorgeous women.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
MC is utterly worthless
- By Ryan Branden on 02-26-23
By: Virgil Knightley
-
Solar Dragons Need Love, Too! 1
- A Harem Lit Slice of Life (Solar Dragons Need Love, Too!, Book 1)
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 370
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 316
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 316
An odd twist of fate made me the newest resident in Meteoropolis, a city hurtling through space on an ancient comet. After waking up in a containment pod, I got assigned to live with a unicorn gamer girl as my host. Not only did I need to find a job and a place to live, but I had to get used to bumping elbows with demons, dragons, aliens, and elves! But somehow, that wasn't even the craziest part. When I arrived in this strange new world, I found out my soul had fused with a solar dragon. Suddenly, I had powers beyond anything even the magical residents of this city were capable of.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Pretty cool Slice of Life
- By Keith on 08-06-22
By: Virgil Knightley
-
My Lovestruck Succubus Girlfriend
- A Cozy Slice-Of-Life College Romance for Men
- By: Peter North
- Narrated by: Byron Ormond, Kat Riley
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 10
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 10
Aaron Lange has pinned all his hopes on law school. He's been busting his butt to keep his grades up and keep the scholarship he's worked so hard to earn. Then, his world is turned completely upside down when he runs--literally--into the girl of his dreams. Suddenly he can't focus on school, his grades are slipping, and Aaron is facing the very real possibility that he'll lose his golden ticket. It will take all his self control to ignore his distracting feelings and double-down on his studies.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A cupid's curse or blessing?
- By BiduscasMate on 04-25-24
By: Peter North
-
Waifu Hero
- A LitRPG Fantasy
- By: Jace Cannon
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 16 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 9
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 8
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 8
Titan wakes up in chains with a damsel to save and he’s somehow already at level two. Turns out, Titan made a pact with the Goddess of Time. With her time-stopping magic at his disposal, Titan frees Zelara, a deadly swordswoman with a magical parasite. He quickly learns that he can use Zelara’s parasite to cast spells... so if Titan wants to get stronger and discover the secrets of this world, he'll need more partners like Zelara.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
5 stars
- By Joshua Airington on 04-23-24
By: Jace Cannon
-
System Warrior
- A LitRPG Progression Fantasy
- By: Shane Hammond
- Narrated by: Christopher Harbour, Mandy McCullough
- Length: 16 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 27
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 25
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 25
My life took a turn I never expected on the day the world ended. Suddenly forced to fight in a bloody arena by a faceless System, I find the only way to survive is to win. I’m told that ten victories in the arena will give me my freedom, but if I’m going to get there, I’ll need a crack team of hardened allies to fight with me. What I got instead was a bratty college girl with a jealousy streak, a momma’s boy roommate who now inhabits the body of a piglet, and a devastatingly gorgeous teacher whose sword is as sharp as her tongue.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A surprisingly great story!
- By Daniel W. Mickelson on 05-01-24
By: Shane Hammond
-
Peach Valley Defense Force
- A Mostly Relaxing Slice-of-Life Fantasy Story
- By: Kirk Mason
- Narrated by: Savannah Thomas, Steve Knight
- Length: 8 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 4
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 4
What's the best group to form a defense force? If you said a bloodthirsty bunnygirl, a timid drowblin (half drow-half goblin), and a human bloke named Owen, he'd ask you if you understood the question. But that's what Peach Valley's got. Luckily for him, one skeleton a day is so easy to deal with that it leaves ample time to sample the delights of the village. Like swimming in the lake with the crazy bunny who makes him laugh, or shopping trips with the shy drowblin he's getting out of her shell.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Josie is the best
- By BiduscasMate on 04-25-24
By: Kirk Mason
-
Nosferatu Academy
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Patrick DuBois, Hannah Blaire
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 225
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 195
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 195
Now I've been taken to a demiplane between worlds where Dracula rules supreme, and all he wants is to... start a school for vampires? It turns out the next generation of vampire is built differently, and I'm in on the ground floor of that new enterprise. What's more, I have a unique suite of abilities that helps me further stand out from the crowd. So much, in fact, that I've started attracting the attention of multiple gorgeous women.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
MC is utterly worthless
- By Ryan Branden on 02-26-23
By: Virgil Knightley
-
After the End 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 24
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 22
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 22
The Splinter came, and the world ended. Ryne Miller woke up five hundred years later. Now, all alone and with no one he knew left alive, he chances across humans among the concrete wilderness. And these aren't people like him. No, these are stone-age like tribespeople—three women whose tribe has been slaughtered by a Great Beast. They seek a Chieftain. One who can lead them into glory. One who can harness the power of the crystals and its magic-giving mists.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Started ok
- By No one important on 04-21-24
By: Dante King
-
AnimeCon
- Harem
- By: FortySixtyFour
- Narrated by: Harriet Sinclair, Jean Paul Garces
- Length: 15 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 33
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 31
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 31
Brian attends an anime convention with a mysterious charm.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
5 stars
- By Joshua Airington on 04-15-24
By: FortySixtyFour
-
Galaxies and Ruins
- A Sci-Fi Duology
- By: Danny Kade, Jack Porter
- Narrated by: Bryon Ormond, Kat Riley, Christopher Harbour, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 6
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 6
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 6
Two novel-length sci-fi stories in one? Check. A mix of hot human and alien women? Check. Capable MCs who know how to get things done? Double check.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Two great HaremLit books!
- By DaynenMc on 04-28-24
By: Danny Kade, and others
-
Griffin Academy
- A LitRPG Progression Fantasy
- By: Travis Dean
- Narrated by: Boise Blue, Kat Riley
- Length: 8 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 22
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 20
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 20
Atania’s famed griffin knights have been defeated and its army stands on the brink of collapse. The next line of defense rests on the Griffin Academy's graduating class. Jadyn and his friends are eager to earn the title of griffin knight. They've studied magic and warfare for years, but this is not a drill and their enemy is skilled. Hidden forces haunt their every step to the front lines and beyond. Juggling the responsibility of a squad leader, new magic, and the affections of two beautiful fellow riders, Jadyn must adapt to war and decide what it truly means to be a Griffin Knight.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
To the point
- By BiduscasMate on 04-25-24
By: Travis Dean
-
Small Town Super
- A Slice of Life Fantasy Adventure
- By: Quentin Kilgore
- Narrated by: Boise Blue, Barbie Jean Warmack
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 27
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 23
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 23
Sure, death by semi truck wasn’t fun, and being isekai’d into the sky was a rough entrance. But hey, I was alive. Reborn in a quaint little town in a magical world. I ended up rooming with a floppy-eared puppy girl and a bubbly hobgoblin who run a bookshop together. Found myself a job, too. Town sheriff! And I’m just in time, because orc gangsters are imposing a reign of fear over the residents, slowly crushing my roommates’ dreams for their bookshop.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Monster girls galore
- By BiduscasMate on 03-11-24
By: Quentin Kilgore
-
The First Quest
- Monster Girl Sanctuary
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 16 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 95
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 88
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 88
Bucky Drake literally just got his managerial position at McDaniel’s, but he’s already been promoted to "Hero" whether or not he's interested in the job. Dragged against his will through a yawning purple vortex by a mouthy catgirl, he finds himself in another world full of vivid colors—and peerless beauties. Cowgirls, lamias, satyresses, unicorns, and even elves of all colors of the rainbow make his acquaintance early and often...and he handles them pretty darn well for a random fast food worker in over his head.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
More Please
- By Travis Green on 03-27-24
By: Virgil Knightley
-
The Warlock Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 32 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 16
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 16
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 16
Wes is working the hotel lobby the night his life changes forever. Called to the top floor to deal with rowdy patrons, he finds himself in a high stakes poker game alongside a beautiful woman who is, apparently, a demoness. To make the night crazier, the game ends with a startling revelation: Wes is a Warlock. Wes can bind demons to his will and command the infernal elements.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Great
- By Jeremy on 03-29-24
By: Dante King
-
Soulbound 1: A Haremlit Fantasy Adventure
- Soulbound, Book 1
- By: Cassius Lange
- Narrated by: Gabriel Michael, Jessica Threet
- Length: 15 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 60
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 53
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 53
After having kept my hands to myself for years, It's time to enjoy myself a bit as well with an enemy-turned-ally magician who is as smart as she is beautiful, a bar owner who can equally hold herself in a fight as much as with liquor, and the only other survivor other than myself, a golden-haired healer who's even more damaged than I am. Change looms behind Greystone's colossal walls as guilds vanish, arena fighters wind up dead, and whispers of a great war permeate the streets. My name is Cade, a man driven by vengeance, and I am going to bring it all down!
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
I just don't understand.
- By Bishop on 04-14-24
By: Cassius Lange
-
Master Class
- A Slice of Life Harem LitRPG
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne, Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Evan Jordan
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 800
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 721
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 720
The Demon Lord is dead. The System is broken. Somehow, Elias Hearthsong is neither of these things, despite being at the final battle of the Demon Wars. He is a Master Enchanter, perhaps the last one alive. Determined to keep a promise, he crosses the continent to protect his dead friend's legacy: a crumbling orphanage run by a beautiful kitsune. He isn't a teacher, nor does he have experience with children. But with the love of a few good women, anything can become possible.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Ok, but authors start to make weird choices...
- By Roy on 02-16-23
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
-
Headpats After Dark
- A cozy yandere romcom for men who like crazy vampire women
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 122
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 111
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 111
It would be an understatement to call Trevon Beaumont an accomplished monster slayer. He's traversed the European countryside upholding the legacy of his clan one completed mission at a time for the whole of his adult life. Now he's on his most perilous quest yet: slay the cruel but beautiful Countess Dracula. Just as the two of them seem ready to conclude their final battle, however, an unexpected act of betrayal sends them hurtling together through time—bloodbonding them, thus entwining their fates.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Surprisingly satisfying
- By Jeremy on 04-05-24
By: Virgil Knightley
-
Tribe Master Publisher's Pack 1
- Tribe Master, Books 1-3
- By: Noah Layton
- Narrated by: Alex Matthews, Erin Bateman
- Length: 22 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 23
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 17
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 17
Build a tribe. Kill monsters. Bed beautiful women. Become a master. After passing through a portal, test pilot Jack Hawthorne finds himself in the mysterious land of Agraria. It has everything in abundance–beautiful women, plentiful resources, and more than a few things that want to kill him. Now Jack must build his own tribe from the ground up if he wants to have a chance at surviving–and begin working towards the creation of his very own empire.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Overall worth it
- By Nick Shearman on 04-13-24
By: Noah Layton
-
Beastkin Lord
- By: Austin Beck
- Narrated by: Olberic Stone, Barbie Jean Warmack
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 19
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 17
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 16
Rico Banderas is a cocky but good-hearted smuggler, accompanied by his sassy AI companion Sam. While on a routine cargo run in his aging freighter The Sapphire, Rico is suddenly attacked by mysterious raiders. His ship is damaged and he's forced to make an emergency crash landing on a strange new planet. Rico finds himself stranded in a lush valley inhabited by exotic beast-like humanoids called Beastkin. Though resembling animals with fur, claws, tails, and animal ears, they walk upright and possess human-level intelligence and speech.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Dungeon raid scaled out to planet sized proportions!
- By Robert L. Hamilton on 04-16-24
By: Austin Beck
Publisher's summary
A zombie, a mimic, and a succubus walk into a bar...
When Dana was killed and resurrected by a necromancer, she didn't know what to expect.
She didn't expect to be handed a list of magical items that might cure her if she can find them.
She definitely didn't expect the house succubus to come along to service her dangerous needs.
And she definitely didn't expect to go head to head with an international organization dedicated to keeping magic out of human hands.
One's dead, the other's horny. Expect the Unexpected.
More from the same
Related to this topic
-
George Orwell’s 1984
- An Audible Original adaptation
- By: George Orwell, Joe White - adaptation
- Narrated by: Andrew Garfield, Cynthia Erivo, Andrew Scott, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 27 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,744
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,637
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,636
It’s 1984, and life has changed beyond recognition. Airstrip One, formerly known as Great Britain, is a place where Big Brother is always watching, and nobody can hide. Except, perhaps, for Winston Smith. Whilst working at the Ministry of Truth, rewriting history, he secretly dreams of freedom. And in a world where love and sex are forbidden, where it’s hard to distinguish between friend and foe, he meets Julia and O’Brien and vows to rebel.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A Revelation!
- By wotsallthisthen on 04-07-24
By: George Orwell, and others
-
Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 169,558
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 154,578
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 154,023
Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
-
Artemis
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Rosario Dawson
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 93,442
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 85,612
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 85,410
Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
-
Starter Villain
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 7,471
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 6,646
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 6,640
Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
-
The Martian
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 35,997
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 32,061
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 31,957
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
- By L. Newman on 01-11-20
By: Andy Weir
-
Point Nemo
- By: Jeremy Robinson
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 538
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 523
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 523
In the heart of the South Pacific lies Point Nemo, the most desolate and remote place on Earth. At its core is a dead zone, devoid of life, where government agencies crash their obsolete satellites and space stations, confident they won't harm a soul. When the International Space Station suffers a catastrophic failure and plummets through the atmosphere, it's here that Mission Specialist Julie Rohr, an astrobiologist studying living space dust called xylem, finds herself marooned. Julie's only hope for rescue lies in the hands of her estranged father, Dr. Finn Maddern, a renowned mycologist.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Totally original-totally feasible!
- By Lawrence Tate on 04-10-24
By: Jeremy Robinson
-
George Orwell’s 1984
- An Audible Original adaptation
- By: George Orwell, Joe White - adaptation
- Narrated by: Andrew Garfield, Cynthia Erivo, Andrew Scott, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 27 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,744
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,637
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,636
It’s 1984, and life has changed beyond recognition. Airstrip One, formerly known as Great Britain, is a place where Big Brother is always watching, and nobody can hide. Except, perhaps, for Winston Smith. Whilst working at the Ministry of Truth, rewriting history, he secretly dreams of freedom. And in a world where love and sex are forbidden, where it’s hard to distinguish between friend and foe, he meets Julia and O’Brien and vows to rebel.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A Revelation!
- By wotsallthisthen on 04-07-24
By: George Orwell, and others
-
Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 169,558
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 154,578
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 154,023
Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
-
Artemis
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Rosario Dawson
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 93,442
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 85,612
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 85,410
Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
-
Starter Villain
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 7,471
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 6,646
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 6,640
Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
-
The Martian
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 35,997
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 32,061
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 31,957
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
- By L. Newman on 01-11-20
By: Andy Weir
-
Point Nemo
- By: Jeremy Robinson
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 538
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 523
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 523
In the heart of the South Pacific lies Point Nemo, the most desolate and remote place on Earth. At its core is a dead zone, devoid of life, where government agencies crash their obsolete satellites and space stations, confident they won't harm a soul. When the International Space Station suffers a catastrophic failure and plummets through the atmosphere, it's here that Mission Specialist Julie Rohr, an astrobiologist studying living space dust called xylem, finds herself marooned. Julie's only hope for rescue lies in the hands of her estranged father, Dr. Finn Maddern, a renowned mycologist.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Totally original-totally feasible!
- By Lawrence Tate on 04-10-24
By: Jeremy Robinson
People who viewed this also viewed...
-
Peach Valley Defense Force
- A Mostly Relaxing Slice-of-Life Fantasy Story
- By: Kirk Mason
- Narrated by: Savannah Thomas, Steve Knight
- Length: 8 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 4
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 4
What's the best group to form a defense force? If you said a bloodthirsty bunnygirl, a timid drowblin (half drow-half goblin), and a human bloke named Owen, he'd ask you if you understood the question. But that's what Peach Valley's got. Luckily for him, one skeleton a day is so easy to deal with that it leaves ample time to sample the delights of the village. Like swimming in the lake with the crazy bunny who makes him laugh, or shopping trips with the shy drowblin he's getting out of her shell.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Josie is the best
- By BiduscasMate on 04-25-24
By: Kirk Mason
-
System Warrior
- A LitRPG Progression Fantasy
- By: Shane Hammond
- Narrated by: Christopher Harbour, Mandy McCullough
- Length: 16 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 27
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 25
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 25
My life took a turn I never expected on the day the world ended. Suddenly forced to fight in a bloody arena by a faceless System, I find the only way to survive is to win. I’m told that ten victories in the arena will give me my freedom, but if I’m going to get there, I’ll need a crack team of hardened allies to fight with me. What I got instead was a bratty college girl with a jealousy streak, a momma’s boy roommate who now inhabits the body of a piglet, and a devastatingly gorgeous teacher whose sword is as sharp as her tongue.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A surprisingly great story!
- By Daniel W. Mickelson on 05-01-24
By: Shane Hammond
-
My Lovestruck Succubus Girlfriend
- A Cozy Slice-Of-Life College Romance for Men
- By: Peter North
- Narrated by: Byron Ormond, Kat Riley
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 10
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 10
Aaron Lange has pinned all his hopes on law school. He's been busting his butt to keep his grades up and keep the scholarship he's worked so hard to earn. Then, his world is turned completely upside down when he runs--literally--into the girl of his dreams. Suddenly he can't focus on school, his grades are slipping, and Aaron is facing the very real possibility that he'll lose his golden ticket. It will take all his self control to ignore his distracting feelings and double-down on his studies.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A cupid's curse or blessing?
- By BiduscasMate on 04-25-24
By: Peter North
-
Weaponmaster
- A Monster Girl Fantasy Adventure
- By: Phil Aerix
- Narrated by: Kat Riley, Charlie West
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 11
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 8
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 8
I’ve always been a scrapper, so when I was snatched from my world by shadow creatures and hauled to another one, I did as I’d always done. I fought. But I still didn’t know anything about where I was. My luck was in, because I quickly had the good fortune of meeting a sexy prophetess and a gorgeous, blue-skinned, redheaded mage who said she was something called a moonwisp. Yeah, magic was a thing. The problem with that? Everyone in the world had some. Magic, that is. Everyone but me. I guess that’s what I get for coming from a non-magic world.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Better than Aerix's last series.
- By DaynenMc on 04-23-24
By: Phil Aerix
-
AnimeCon
- Harem
- By: FortySixtyFour
- Narrated by: Harriet Sinclair, Jean Paul Garces
- Length: 15 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 33
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 31
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 31
Brian attends an anime convention with a mysterious charm.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
5 stars
- By Joshua Airington on 04-15-24
By: FortySixtyFour
-
After the End 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 24
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 22
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 22
The Splinter came, and the world ended. Ryne Miller woke up five hundred years later. Now, all alone and with no one he knew left alive, he chances across humans among the concrete wilderness. And these aren't people like him. No, these are stone-age like tribespeople—three women whose tribe has been slaughtered by a Great Beast. They seek a Chieftain. One who can lead them into glory. One who can harness the power of the crystals and its magic-giving mists.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Started ok
- By No one important on 04-21-24
By: Dante King
-
Peach Valley Defense Force
- A Mostly Relaxing Slice-of-Life Fantasy Story
- By: Kirk Mason
- Narrated by: Savannah Thomas, Steve Knight
- Length: 8 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 4
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 4
What's the best group to form a defense force? If you said a bloodthirsty bunnygirl, a timid drowblin (half drow-half goblin), and a human bloke named Owen, he'd ask you if you understood the question. But that's what Peach Valley's got. Luckily for him, one skeleton a day is so easy to deal with that it leaves ample time to sample the delights of the village. Like swimming in the lake with the crazy bunny who makes him laugh, or shopping trips with the shy drowblin he's getting out of her shell.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Josie is the best
- By BiduscasMate on 04-25-24
By: Kirk Mason
-
System Warrior
- A LitRPG Progression Fantasy
- By: Shane Hammond
- Narrated by: Christopher Harbour, Mandy McCullough
- Length: 16 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 27
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 25
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 25
My life took a turn I never expected on the day the world ended. Suddenly forced to fight in a bloody arena by a faceless System, I find the only way to survive is to win. I’m told that ten victories in the arena will give me my freedom, but if I’m going to get there, I’ll need a crack team of hardened allies to fight with me. What I got instead was a bratty college girl with a jealousy streak, a momma’s boy roommate who now inhabits the body of a piglet, and a devastatingly gorgeous teacher whose sword is as sharp as her tongue.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A surprisingly great story!
- By Daniel W. Mickelson on 05-01-24
By: Shane Hammond
-
My Lovestruck Succubus Girlfriend
- A Cozy Slice-Of-Life College Romance for Men
- By: Peter North
- Narrated by: Byron Ormond, Kat Riley
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 10
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 10
Aaron Lange has pinned all his hopes on law school. He's been busting his butt to keep his grades up and keep the scholarship he's worked so hard to earn. Then, his world is turned completely upside down when he runs--literally--into the girl of his dreams. Suddenly he can't focus on school, his grades are slipping, and Aaron is facing the very real possibility that he'll lose his golden ticket. It will take all his self control to ignore his distracting feelings and double-down on his studies.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A cupid's curse or blessing?
- By BiduscasMate on 04-25-24
By: Peter North
-
Weaponmaster
- A Monster Girl Fantasy Adventure
- By: Phil Aerix
- Narrated by: Kat Riley, Charlie West
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 11
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 8
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 8
I’ve always been a scrapper, so when I was snatched from my world by shadow creatures and hauled to another one, I did as I’d always done. I fought. But I still didn’t know anything about where I was. My luck was in, because I quickly had the good fortune of meeting a sexy prophetess and a gorgeous, blue-skinned, redheaded mage who said she was something called a moonwisp. Yeah, magic was a thing. The problem with that? Everyone in the world had some. Magic, that is. Everyone but me. I guess that’s what I get for coming from a non-magic world.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Better than Aerix's last series.
- By DaynenMc on 04-23-24
By: Phil Aerix
-
AnimeCon
- Harem
- By: FortySixtyFour
- Narrated by: Harriet Sinclair, Jean Paul Garces
- Length: 15 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 33
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 31
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 31
Brian attends an anime convention with a mysterious charm.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
5 stars
- By Joshua Airington on 04-15-24
By: FortySixtyFour
-
After the End 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 24
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 22
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 22
The Splinter came, and the world ended. Ryne Miller woke up five hundred years later. Now, all alone and with no one he knew left alive, he chances across humans among the concrete wilderness. And these aren't people like him. No, these are stone-age like tribespeople—three women whose tribe has been slaughtered by a Great Beast. They seek a Chieftain. One who can lead them into glory. One who can harness the power of the crystals and its magic-giving mists.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Started ok
- By No one important on 04-21-24
By: Dante King
-
Solar Dragons Need Love, Too! 1
- A Harem Lit Slice of Life (Solar Dragons Need Love, Too!, Book 1)
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 370
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 316
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 316
An odd twist of fate made me the newest resident in Meteoropolis, a city hurtling through space on an ancient comet. After waking up in a containment pod, I got assigned to live with a unicorn gamer girl as my host. Not only did I need to find a job and a place to live, but I had to get used to bumping elbows with demons, dragons, aliens, and elves! But somehow, that wasn't even the craziest part. When I arrived in this strange new world, I found out my soul had fused with a solar dragon. Suddenly, I had powers beyond anything even the magical residents of this city were capable of.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Pretty cool Slice of Life
- By Keith on 08-06-22
By: Virgil Knightley
-
Primal Conjurer
- A Progression Fantasy
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman, Sylvester Frost
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 36
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 31
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 31
Devils covet his realm. He isn’t about to let them take it. As a primal conjurer, Ryn Xaven is a rare sorcerer who can use all types of magic and bond multiple beautiful mages as his protectors and companions. Together they will root out devils, protect their world from demonic invasion, and keep each other warm on cold nights. Yet before Ryn can do all that, he has to graduate from the prestigious Primal Academy.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Great first book
- By James Cummings on 04-16-24
By: Danny Rogan
-
Waifu Hero
- A LitRPG Fantasy
- By: Jace Cannon
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 16 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 9
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 8
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 8
Titan wakes up in chains with a damsel to save and he’s somehow already at level two. Turns out, Titan made a pact with the Goddess of Time. With her time-stopping magic at his disposal, Titan frees Zelara, a deadly swordswoman with a magical parasite. He quickly learns that he can use Zelara’s parasite to cast spells... so if Titan wants to get stronger and discover the secrets of this world, he'll need more partners like Zelara.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
5 stars
- By Joshua Airington on 04-23-24
By: Jace Cannon
-
The Faded Land
- A Progression Fantasy Epic (Keiran: The Eternal Mage Book 1)
- By: D.E. Sherman
- Narrated by: John Joseph Rogers, Rylee Kuberra
- Length: 16 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 69
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 63
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 63
Keiran of the Night Vale has staved off death for two thousand years. His mind and his magic remain as sharp as ever, but his body is old, worn out, and failing. What he needs is to reincarnate into a new, young body, and he bends his prodigious talents towards doing exactly that.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Great Story Buried in Fluff...
- By AmalgaMat1on on 04-18-24
By: D.E. Sherman
-
Savage Awakening
- A LitRPG Apocalypse Adventure
- By: Adastra339
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 23 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 126
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 115
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 115
Zane was driving home from work when the world changed. Thousands of dungeons spawned at once, taking up every inch of Earth. Monsters ran wild and danger lurked around every corner. But why does he feel so at home in his new cutthroat reality?
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Not OP
- By andrewK on 04-19-24
By: Adastra339
-
Momo the Ripper
- A Fantasy LitRPG Adventure
- By: C.R. Dryad
- Narrated by: Anjali Bhimani
- Length: 17 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 22
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 20
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 20
As an anti-social art major perpetually at risk of dropping out, college life wasn't a great fit for Momo. When she wakes up one morning in a dark cavern full of sentient skeletons and oddball introverts who call themselves necromancers, she knows a new era of her life is about to start. Chosen for her meek and harmless personality, she is able to exist under the radar as she completes the Dawn's necromantic missions. Watch her as she gains confidence (and class levels), and reluctantly rises from meager apprentice to self-assured queen of the underworld.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Sweet, fun, and exciting
- By drake on 04-22-24
By: C.R. Dryad
-
Dungeon Heroes
- A LitRPG Progression Fantasy
- By: Shane Hammond, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Richard Brock, Raya Kane
- Length: 14 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 154
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 129
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 129
I’ve always wanted to conquer the Big 5 dungeons ever since one of them took the life of my father nearly fifteen years ago. Nobody ever said the Path of Progression was easy, but my burning desire to dive can’t be quenched. I just never thought I’d be prohibited from getting a diving license just because I tried to help a bratty blonde girl get hers. Soon, we’re joined by a lovely brunette bookworm, and we start diving the dungeon on our own terms. As it turns out, I have a few abilities that greatly increase our chances of actually finishing the Path, leading to a life of fame and luxury.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Its okay
- By ROD on 09-09-23
By: Shane Hammond, and others
-
Galaxies and Ruins
- A Sci-Fi Duology
- By: Danny Kade, Jack Porter
- Narrated by: Bryon Ormond, Kat Riley, Christopher Harbour, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 6
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 6
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 6
Two novel-length sci-fi stories in one? Check. A mix of hot human and alien women? Check. Capable MCs who know how to get things done? Double check.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Two great HaremLit books!
- By DaynenMc on 04-28-24
By: Danny Kade, and others
-
Tribe Master Publisher's Pack 1
- Tribe Master, Books 1-3
- By: Noah Layton
- Narrated by: Alex Matthews, Erin Bateman
- Length: 22 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 23
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 17
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 17
Build a tribe. Kill monsters. Bed beautiful women. Become a master. After passing through a portal, test pilot Jack Hawthorne finds himself in the mysterious land of Agraria. It has everything in abundance–beautiful women, plentiful resources, and more than a few things that want to kill him. Now Jack must build his own tribe from the ground up if he wants to have a chance at surviving–and begin working towards the creation of his very own empire.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Overall worth it
- By Nick Shearman on 04-13-24
By: Noah Layton
-
Dormitory Demon
- Slayer Academy, Book 1
- By: Kirk Mason
- Narrated by: Tom North, Savannah Thomas
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 36
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 33
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 33
Life as a blacksmith’s son was simple. Hammer steel, make deliveries, and court the cute baker down the street. My respectable future lay before me. Then, I was attacked by a giant monster. I had to fight for my life, and I won. Something awakened in me that day, something kept hidden by my father. It gave me strength, speed, and other secret powers. Before he could explain, a fist pounded on the door. It was the Knights of Elsara! Or, as the common folk called them, slayers.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
I really liked it
- By Bishop on 03-20-24
By: Kirk Mason
-
Heavy Metal Mana 1
- An Isekai Progression Fantasy Adventure
- By: Ace Strutton
- Narrated by: Patrick Dubois, Melisandre Verte
- Length: 16 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 5
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 5
I was shredding a monster guitar solo then died on stage in a freak accident. Reborn, I discovered I was a mage with the power to control metal and kick ass! The Goddess of Chaos has set me loose in the Shimmerlands, a magic world under threat by a total buzzkill named Lord Manageer. He's banned magic, music, and everything that brings pleasure to the people. He must be stopped. I'm the first to control metal, ever. The oppressors rely on it, and I can crush their armor, war jeeps, and buildings like tin foil.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Fun ride!
- By Elliott on 04-30-24
By: Ace Strutton
-
Nosferatu Academy
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Patrick DuBois, Hannah Blaire
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 225
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 195
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 195
Now I've been taken to a demiplane between worlds where Dracula rules supreme, and all he wants is to... start a school for vampires? It turns out the next generation of vampire is built differently, and I'm in on the ground floor of that new enterprise. What's more, I have a unique suite of abilities that helps me further stand out from the crowd. So much, in fact, that I've started attracting the attention of multiple gorgeous women.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
MC is utterly worthless
- By Ryan Branden on 02-26-23
By: Virgil Knightley
What listeners say about Dead and Horny
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars
-
Story5 out of 5 stars
- BiduscasMate
- 04-25-24
Zombies, succubi and dragons oh my
I love Annabelle's books. They are such fun listens. This one is no different and I highly recommend it
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars
-
Story5 out of 5 stars
- DaynenMc
- 04-19-24
Great Radley's side story ❣️
Lilly and Dana (sp?) have their adventure written down now.
This was an awesome story!
It really adds to the series.
And helps clarify who the magic hunting organization is and why they do what they do.
Great writing, characters, spice and action.
I'm giving this book 8.5 out of 5 stars.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars
-
Story5 out of 5 stars
- Joshua Airington
- 04-20-24
5 stars
🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷I hope there are more books to come in this series! The MC is great along with a really good supporting cast! The story is captivating! The narrators also do a good job of bringing the story to life! Great job Annabelle Hawthorne!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars
-
Story5 out of 5 stars
- Laziest Reviewer
- 04-19-24
A Solid Side Story
This fleshes out two (three?) of the characters that so far have seemed a little two dimensional. They're still not my favorite characters in the HM universe, but the story does work to bring them to life in a more thorough light. As usual from this team, the writing and performances are ridiculously top notch, especially for the spicy genre.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars
-
Story5 out of 5 stars
- Racy Kane
- 05-01-24
More please!
While I'm not as into the actual series as most, I absolutely adored this book. I loved every moment Dana and Lily were together, and by the end, all I could think was that I wanted MORE.
Tldr:
This was amazing, please for the love of all that is unholy, make another book focused on the best ever zombie girl.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!