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Bestsellers
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Fiction Land
- By: RR Haywood
- Narrated by: Gethin Anthony
- Length: 11 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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A delivery driver finds himself inside a world occupied by characters from unfinished novels and must accept he is not real....
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Utter nonsense
- By Anonymous User on 11-28-23
By: RR Haywood
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James
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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When the enslaved Jim overhears that he is about to be sold to a man in New Orleans, separated from his wife and daughter forever, he decides to hide on nearby Jackson Island until he can formulate a plan....
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Justice
- By caprice on 03-24-24
By: Percival Everett
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Yellowface
- A Novel
- By: R. F. Kuang
- Narrated by: Helen Laser
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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White lies. Dark humor. Deadly consequences… Bestselling sensation Juniper Song is not who she says she is, she didn’t write the book she claims she wrote, and she is most certainly not Asian American....
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I've never hated a character harder
- By ashelyn downs on 07-26-23
By: R. F. Kuang
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Everything Is F*cked
- A Book About Hope
- By: Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Mark Manson
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Mark Manson turns his gaze from the inevitable flaws within each individual self to the endless calamities taking place in the world around us....
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Good content, bad delivery
- By MommaJ on 05-31-19
By: Mark Manson
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness....
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Catch-22
- By: Joseph Heller
- Narrated by: Jay O. Sanders
- Length: 19 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Set in Italy during World War II, this is the story of the incomparable, malingering bombardier Yossarian, a hero who is furious because thousands of people he has never met are trying to kill him....
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Stop randomly adding music
- By Kenneth S. Clark on 08-31-18
By: Joseph Heller
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Fiction Land
- By: RR Haywood
- Narrated by: Gethin Anthony
- Length: 11 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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A delivery driver finds himself inside a world occupied by characters from unfinished novels and must accept he is not real....
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Utter nonsense
- By Anonymous User on 11-28-23
By: RR Haywood
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James
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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When the enslaved Jim overhears that he is about to be sold to a man in New Orleans, separated from his wife and daughter forever, he decides to hide on nearby Jackson Island until he can formulate a plan....
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Justice
- By caprice on 03-24-24
By: Percival Everett
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Yellowface
- A Novel
- By: R. F. Kuang
- Narrated by: Helen Laser
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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White lies. Dark humor. Deadly consequences… Bestselling sensation Juniper Song is not who she says she is, she didn’t write the book she claims she wrote, and she is most certainly not Asian American....
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I've never hated a character harder
- By ashelyn downs on 07-26-23
By: R. F. Kuang
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Everything Is F*cked
- A Book About Hope
- By: Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Mark Manson
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Mark Manson turns his gaze from the inevitable flaws within each individual self to the endless calamities taking place in the world around us....
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Good content, bad delivery
- By MommaJ on 05-31-19
By: Mark Manson
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness....
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Catch-22
- By: Joseph Heller
- Narrated by: Jay O. Sanders
- Length: 19 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Set in Italy during World War II, this is the story of the incomparable, malingering bombardier Yossarian, a hero who is furious because thousands of people he has never met are trying to kill him....
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Stop randomly adding music
- By Kenneth S. Clark on 08-31-18
By: Joseph Heller
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Boom Box
- Duck and Cover Adventures Series, Books 1-3
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 20 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Join the Librarian as he does his best to make the post-apocalyptic world a better place by protecting the weak, fighting injustice, squaring off against a group of former renaissance fair workers who have established a kingdom in the Rocky Mountains, and so on. Listen for more....
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The Post-Apocalypic story we all deserve!!!
- By Denver Williams on 03-21-19
By: Benjamin Wallace
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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)
- By: Neven Iliev
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones....
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Really Entertaining
- By HeatherY on 11-23-17
By: Neven Iliev
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Erasure
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Sean Crisden
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Percival Everett's blistering satire about race and publishing, now as the Oscar-nominated film, American Fiction, directed by Cord Jefferson and starring Jeffrey Wright and Tracee Ellis Ross....
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Amazing Narrator, Awesome Story
- By Books on 12-27-23
By: Percival Everett
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Nightbitch
- A Novel
- By: Rachel Yoder
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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In this blazingly smart and voracious debut, an artist turned stay-at-home mom becomes convinced she's turning into a dog....
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If you don’t get it just say so
- By Stephanie Rzonca on 02-19-22
By: Rachel Yoder
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American Psycho
- By: Bret Easton Ellis
- Narrated by: Pablo Schreiber
- Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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In American Psycho, Bret Easton Ellis imaginatively explores the incomprehensible depths of madness and captures the insanity of violence in our time or any other....
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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The Land: Founding: A LitRPG Saga
- Chaos Seeds, Book 1
- By: Aleron Kong
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Tricked into a world of banished gods, demons, goblins, sprites and magic, Richter must learn to meet the perils of The Land and begin to forge his own kingdom. Actions have consequences across The Land, with powerful creatures and factions now hell-bent on Richter's destruction....
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A bit cringy
- By Jeremy Schultz on 03-13-18
By: Aleron Kong
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Dragonfired
- The Dark Profit Saga, Book 3
- By: J. Zachary Pike
- Narrated by: Doug Tisdale Jr.
- Length: 22 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Gorm Ingerson knows the king is a fink. With the land’s insidious ruler hell-bent on his destruction, the axe-wielding Dwarf berserker is desperate to beat him to the punch.
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A lovely series that wraps up nicely
- By Kindle Customer on 05-01-24
By: J. Zachary Pike
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Noir
- A Novel
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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It's not every afternoon that an enigmatic, comely blonde named Stilton (like the cheese) walks into the scruffy gin joint where Sammy "Two Toes" Tiffin tends bar....
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A Laugh Riot, Inconsistently Delivered
- By Maggie May on 04-18-18
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The Book of Ayn
- A Novel
- By: Lexi Freiman
- Narrated by: Mia Barron
- Length: 8 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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An original and hilarious satire of both our political culture and those who rage against it, The Book of Ayn follows a writer from New York to Los Angeles to Lesbos as she searches for artistic and spiritual fulfillment in radical selfishness, altruism, and ego-death....
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Very fun ride..
- By Yona C. Riel on 05-14-24
By: Lexi Freiman
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Men at Arms
- Discworld, Book 15
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Jon Culshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 12 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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The City Watch needs men! But what it's got includes Corporal Carrot, Lance-Constable Cuddy, Lance-Constable Detritus, Lance-Constable Angua and Corporal Nobbs....
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The older ones are far better.
- By danielle w. on 05-27-23
By: Terry Pratchett
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The Humans
- A Novel
- By: Matt Haig
- Narrated by: Mark Meadows
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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The critically acclaimed author of The Radleys shares a clever, heartwarming, and darkly insightful novel about an alien who comes to Earth to save humans from themselves....
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Light Sci-Fi Fare--You'll Love It!
- By Kathy in CA on 06-29-18
By: Matt Haig
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Jingo
- Discworld, Book 21
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Jon Culshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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When the neighbours in question are the proud empires of Klatch and Ankh-Morpork, those are going to be some pretty large garden tools indeed....
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Don't care for the narrator
- By Denise on 05-28-23
By: Terry Pratchett
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Tales of the Apocalypse Volume 1: A Duck & Cover Collection
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Long before he was a knight in the apocalypse, Tommy was preparing for the end of the world. His friends grew concerned for his well-being and planned to intervene. It wasn’t so much that he was preparing, it was what he was preparing for....
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More awesomeness from Wallace and Thron
- By Rabbit on 05-30-19
By: Benjamin Wallace
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Good Omens
- By: Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Martin Jarvis
- Length: 12 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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The world will end on Saturday. Next Saturday. Just before dinner, according to The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch, the world's only completely accurate book of prophecies....
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At long last!!
- By Mike From Mesa on 11-21-09
By: Neil Gaiman, and others
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The Bonfire of the Vanities
- By: Tom Wolfe
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Length: 27 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Tom Wolfe's best-selling modern classic tells the story of Sherman McCoy, an elite Wall Street bond trader whose one wrong turn leads to a humiliating fall from grace....
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Big mistake
- By karen on 08-31-14
By: Tom Wolfe
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Less
- By: Andrew Sean Greer
- Narrated by: Robert Petkoff
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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You are a failed novelist about to turn 50. A wedding invitation arrives in the mail: Your boyfriend of the past nine years is engaged to someone else....
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Endearing, funny, but sometimes overly clever
- By Lili on 07-30-17
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The Sirens of Titan
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Jay Snyder
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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The richest, most depraved man on Earth, Malachi Constant, is offered a chance to take a space journey....
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Absolutely Outstanding
- By Robert on 01-07-12
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Revenge of the Apocalypse
- A Duck & Cover Adventure Post-Apocalyptic Series, Book 4
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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They’ve taken everything from him. Now Jerry and Chewy are headed to Niagara Falls to take out the wasteland’s greatest villain once and for all. But The Librarian isn’t the only one looking for revenge....
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Can’t wait for book 5
- By Anonymous Person on 02-05-19
By: Benjamin Wallace
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Breakfast of Champions
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions....
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Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- By Dubi on 01-10-16
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Pyramids
- Discworld, Book 7
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Alfred Enoch, Bill Nighy, Peter Serafinowicz
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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'Look after the dead,' said the priests, 'and the dead will look after you.' Wise words in all probability, but a tall order when, like Teppic, you have just become the pharaoh of a small and penniless country rather earlier than expected....
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Excellent recasting and re-recording
- By Luke on 05-27-23
By: Terry Pratchett
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The Spook Who Sat by the Door
- By: Sam Greenlee, Natiki Hope Pressley
- Narrated by: Dion Graham, Natiki Hope Pressley
- Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Dan Freeman, the “spook who sat by the door,” is enlisted in the CIA’s elitist espionage program. Upon mastering agency tactics, however, he drops out to train young Black Chicagoans to combat racism as “Freedom Fighters” in this explosive novel....
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The Book that Threatened the White Establishment
- By Kerr on 06-22-20
By: Sam Greenlee, and others
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BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem: How I Cornered the Multiversal Monopoly
- Shopocalypse Saga, Book 5
- By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Length: 19 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Dearth Conglomerate is plummeting in market value, and Kraken is no more. But not all threats have been extinguished. Thanks to the rising threat of the Sleem, the whole multiverse is in danger. Desperate for a cosmic bailout, the Church calls for a financial crusade.
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amazing butt kicking goodness.
- By jennifer on 04-29-24
By: Damien Hanson, and others
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For You and Only You
- A Joe Goldberg Novel (You, Book 4)
- By: Caroline Kepnes
- Narrated by: Santino Fontana
- Length: 15 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Joe Goldberg is ready for a change. Instead of selling books, he’s writing them. And he’s off to a good start. Glenn Shoddy, an acclaimed literary author, recognizes Joe’s genius and invites him to join a tight-knit writing fellowship at Harvard....
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Hard to keep interest in
- By Brandon Young on 04-26-23
By: Caroline Kepnes
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Severance
- A Novel
- By: Ling Ma
- Narrated by: Nancy Wu
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Maybe it’s the end of the world, but not for Candace Chen, a millennial, first-generation American and office drone meandering her way into adulthood in Ling Ma’s offbeat, wryly funny, apocalyptic satire, Severance....
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4.19 stars
- By ibillinsly@gmail on 12-06-18
By: Ling Ma
New releases
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The Audacity
- By: Ryan Chapman
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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In seventy-two hours, a blockbuster expose will reveal Victoria Stevens's multibillion-dollar startup as a massive fraud. And Victoria has gone missing. Has she faked her death, leaving her husband, Guy Sarvananthan, to face the fallout—and potential jail time? Should Guy flee to his native Sri Lanka, an outcast and a failure? Or embrace denial? Opting for the latter, he takes the corporate jet to a private Caribbean island, where the 0.0001% have gathered to decide which one of the world's biggest problems to "eradicate forever."
By: Ryan Chapman
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Man's Best Friend
- By: Alana B. Lytle
- Narrated by: Adina Verson
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Ever since her year as a scholarship student among the ultra-wealthy at a Manhattan private school, El knows what it is like to feel rich—to feel chosen. And being not chosen is her current living nightmare: at age thirty, she has given up her dream of becoming a famous actress, she has no passions, no great love, nothing to look forward to. Then El meets a mysterious trust-fund Cambridge grad who holds the keys to the world she has long dreamed of. Bryce may not be particularly good-looking, charming, or interesting, but he has chosen her.
By: Alana B. Lytle
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Animal Farm
- By: George Orwell
- Narrated by: Arthur Lane
- Length: 3 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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This captivating tale by George Orwell serves as a powerful allegory, warning against the dangers of totalitarianism, and remains relevant even today.
By: George Orwell
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What Trump Knows
- Everything the 45th President of the U.S. knows about Domestic and Foreign Policy
- By: Robert Levy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 mins
- Unabridged
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WHAT TRUMP KNOWS: An Exclusive and In-Depth Look Inside the President's Mind...with Lots of Blank Pages! Curious about the mind of the 45th President, Donald J. Trump? Prepare for an eye-opening exploration like no other. WHAT TRUMP KNOWS delves deep into the psyche of President Trump, offering a unique perspective on his knowledge of domestic and foreign politics. Get ready for an exclusive and in-depth look inside the man, his ideologies, and his seemingly insatiable quest for power and wealth. But here's the twist! The majority of the pages are BLANK! Why? Because this book is a clever ...
By: Robert Levy
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Bang Buddies With Benefits
- By: Cindi Madsen
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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In the courtroom, I pride myself on how many times I can get the judge to bang the gavel and threaten me with contempt. Outside of work, I don’t have time for extra drama, which is why I’m perfectly happy with the no-strings arrangement I have with my bang buddy, Zac. Unfortunately, my old-school colleagues consider a single woman a risk and are dragging their feet to make me partner. In order to effectively smash the patriarchy and survive the summer of couple-type events, I could use a fake fiancé. Zac’s also in a bind—his brother’s upcoming nuptials are filled with ...
By: Cindi Madsen
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Love's a Glitch
- A Meet-cute novel
- By: Cindi Madsen
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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You’ve Got Mail meets What’s Your Number when a phone update from hell results in a dating do-over, a wrong number that might just be the right one, and a battle between a web designer and her client, who don’t realize they’ve been falling for one another—via text. As a web designer, performing updates so I can enhance my texts with cute new emojis is a must. Only artificial intelligence went all Terminator on me, resending every message from the past year. So glad I got to relive my tumultuous online dating experiences, including drunk texting an ex who ghosted me. Among the ...
By: Cindi Madsen
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The Audacity
- By: Ryan Chapman
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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In seventy-two hours, a blockbuster expose will reveal Victoria Stevens's multibillion-dollar startup as a massive fraud. And Victoria has gone missing. Has she faked her death, leaving her husband, Guy Sarvananthan, to face the fallout—and potential jail time? Should Guy flee to his native Sri Lanka, an outcast and a failure? Or embrace denial? Opting for the latter, he takes the corporate jet to a private Caribbean island, where the 0.0001% have gathered to decide which one of the world's biggest problems to "eradicate forever."
By: Ryan Chapman
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Man's Best Friend
- By: Alana B. Lytle
- Narrated by: Adina Verson
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Ever since her year as a scholarship student among the ultra-wealthy at a Manhattan private school, El knows what it is like to feel rich—to feel chosen. And being not chosen is her current living nightmare: at age thirty, she has given up her dream of becoming a famous actress, she has no passions, no great love, nothing to look forward to. Then El meets a mysterious trust-fund Cambridge grad who holds the keys to the world she has long dreamed of. Bryce may not be particularly good-looking, charming, or interesting, but he has chosen her.
By: Alana B. Lytle
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Animal Farm
- By: George Orwell
- Narrated by: Arthur Lane
- Length: 3 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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This captivating tale by George Orwell serves as a powerful allegory, warning against the dangers of totalitarianism, and remains relevant even today.
By: George Orwell
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What Trump Knows
- Everything the 45th President of the U.S. knows about Domestic and Foreign Policy
- By: Robert Levy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 mins
- Unabridged
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WHAT TRUMP KNOWS: An Exclusive and In-Depth Look Inside the President's Mind...with Lots of Blank Pages! Curious about the mind of the 45th President, Donald J. Trump? Prepare for an eye-opening exploration like no other. WHAT TRUMP KNOWS delves deep into the psyche of President Trump, offering a unique perspective on his knowledge of domestic and foreign politics. Get ready for an exclusive and in-depth look inside the man, his ideologies, and his seemingly insatiable quest for power and wealth. But here's the twist! The majority of the pages are BLANK! Why? Because this book is a clever ...
By: Robert Levy
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Bang Buddies With Benefits
- By: Cindi Madsen
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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In the courtroom, I pride myself on how many times I can get the judge to bang the gavel and threaten me with contempt. Outside of work, I don’t have time for extra drama, which is why I’m perfectly happy with the no-strings arrangement I have with my bang buddy, Zac. Unfortunately, my old-school colleagues consider a single woman a risk and are dragging their feet to make me partner. In order to effectively smash the patriarchy and survive the summer of couple-type events, I could use a fake fiancé. Zac’s also in a bind—his brother’s upcoming nuptials are filled with ...
By: Cindi Madsen
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Love's a Glitch
- A Meet-cute novel
- By: Cindi Madsen
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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You’ve Got Mail meets What’s Your Number when a phone update from hell results in a dating do-over, a wrong number that might just be the right one, and a battle between a web designer and her client, who don’t realize they’ve been falling for one another—via text. As a web designer, performing updates so I can enhance my texts with cute new emojis is a must. Only artificial intelligence went all Terminator on me, resending every message from the past year. So glad I got to relive my tumultuous online dating experiences, including drunk texting an ex who ghosted me. Among the ...
By: Cindi Madsen
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Street Warrior
- By: David "Tank" Abbott
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Infamous Happening Beach bar brawler and street warrior Walter Foxx steps in to stop a man from beating his girlfriend one night. Walter wins the fight but the man’s father, who is a police detective, lies and gets him convicted of assault in a trial that has been rigged by an assistant district attorney with political ambitions. The judge on the case makes putting Walter behind bars a personal crusade due to his lengthy arrest record for fighting, With no idea of what he will do with his life, Walter, whose only passion in life is fighting, and who lives by his own personal warrior’s ...
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Cage Fighter
- By: David Abbott
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 9 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Released from jail on a bogus conviction for protecting a woman from domestic violence, Walter T. Foxx finds himself living in a garage with only his faithful hound, Adolf, still by his side. Assailed by scumbags, wannabes, and posers looking to increase their reputation by besting Walter in a bar fight, he protects himself with the minimum force necessary to win without being sent back to jail for probation violation and probable felony charges. Just when it seems that nothing will go his way, a chance meeting with someone who knows NHB matchmaker, Big Bart Shady, provides Walter with a ...
By: David Abbott
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Eton Rogue
- By: William Coles
- Narrated by: Sam Stafford
- Length: 13 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet our Eton Rogue: Seventeen-year-old Cary, now embarking on his extraordinary final year at Eton. Prince William has joined the school and the British tabloids are ravenous for headlines. Cary is the mole who's making thousands selling stories to the Sun newspaper—and while he's at it, he's secretly dating a housemaster's daughter.
By: William Coles
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Buchanan Billionaires Series
- A Steamy Forbidden Love, Second Chance, Office Romance Box Set
- By: Emily Anne James
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Get ready to be swept away on a journey of forbidden love and intense passion as three sizzling couples fight for their happily ever afters.❣️ Lose yourself in the world of irresistible billionaires, intense second chances, and forbidden love affairs in this collection of steamy contemporary romance novels that will set your heart racing and leave you craving for more❣️ This three book series brings you: Book One: "Forbidden Billionaire Playboy Boss" Sparks fly in this scorching world of power, seduction, and desire as Noah and Nina set the boardroom ablaze in "Forbidden Billionaire...
By: Emily Anne James
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It Can't Happen Here
- By: Sinclair Lewis
- Narrated by: Jason Smith
- Length: 12 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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It Can't Happen Here by Sinclair Lewis is a satirical novel that depicts the rise of a fascist government in the United States, exploring themes of power, democracy, and individual freedom. Through the story of a demagogic politician who becomes president, Lewis warns against the fragility of democracy and the dangers of authoritarianism. The novel is a critical examination of American society and politics in the 1930s, highlighting the potential for tyranny even in a democratic nation.
By: Sinclair Lewis
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Infallible
- Wait...the Holy Father Said What???
- By: Howard Siegel
- Narrated by: Howard Siegel
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Infallible tells the story of Pope Thomas I, an admired populist pope who, during a State visit to the White House, trips over the First Lady's annoying Pomeranian on the White House stairs and suffers a mild head injury. When he returns to Rome, he begins to openly question some of the most sacrosanct positions of his church.
By: Howard Siegel
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Blood Demons Retirement: To See a Beautiful World
- The Blood Demon's Retirement, Book 1
- By: Avitue (W.Huang)
- Narrated by: Kaet Matthews
- Length: 17 hrs and 4 mins
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The Blood Demon, renowned general of said civil war, was tired of all the fighting and politicking that had described the last four decades of her existence. All she really wanted to do now is to go out into the world and see the many lands from her father's stories. This is the story of what happens when you toss a (retired) war machine with somewhat lacking common sense into an unsuspecting world at peace.
By: Avitue (W.Huang)
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Tales from the Hot Dog Grill
- The Uncensored Memoirs of a Food Service Engineer
- By: Billy Ehrlacher
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs
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"The setting of our tale is Doomsdale" and Jon and Kiki's story goes downhill from there! College students, Jon and Kiki work for the OTHER hot dog stand in Doomsdale and their boss, Wicked Wilma, hires them to go underground and work for the popular competition to discover their secret ingredient....hint: it's not the sauce! A modern day Candide, Jon romps through the absurd world of fast food and concludes it's the WORST of all possible worlds.
By: Billy Ehrlacher
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DEI Fairytales
- A Woke Agenda Gone Mad
- By: Bob Forturds
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 8 mins
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Step into the whimsical world of "The DEI Chronicles: A Humorous Fictional Journey" where Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion take center stage in the most unexpected and uproarious ways. In this fantastical realm, the fanatical agenda of DEI is turned on its head, revealing the absurdity and divisiveness lurking beneath its surface. Prepare to burst into laughter as you follow the misadventures of a pirate whose pronouns are "Trump Won," as he outsmarts the bumbling Sniffing Joe in a battle of wits. But the laughter doesn't stop there – Story after story brings to light how DEI agenda is ...
By: Bob Forturds
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The Earth Is My Ant Farm
- By: Allen Cooke
- Narrated by: Flick Khouri
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
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The Earth is my Ant Farm, The Creational School gave it to me but I'm a bit bored with it now. A bigger boy threw a rock at it in the classroom and wiped out all my dinosaurs, I liked them. Now I'm stuck with the ants and they like to multiply. I have a favourite Ant, his name is Derek. This is about him, he likes to travel. He doesn't know how but I will tell him one day.
By: Allen Cooke
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The Happy Prince
- By: Oscar Wilde
- Narrated by: Abigail Reno
- Length: 22 mins
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The story of The Happy Prince has three major themes. Firstly it shows that apparent beauty is nothing and the real beauty is to bestow love and sacrifice. Secondly, it discusses that love and sacrifice are two saving forces. Thirdly, it shows that there is a large gap between rich and poor people the rulers and the masses. When the happy prince is alive he lives a happy life without sorrows, he is living a care free life but after his death he sees through a tall Colum that life has another view except happiness and that is helplessness poverty, hypocrisy and corruption of elite and ruling class.
By: Oscar Wilde
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Happy Medium
- By: Sarah Adler
- Narrated by: Mara Wilson
- Length: 11 hrs and 38 mins
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Fake spirit medium Gretchen Acorn is happy to help when her wealthiest client hires her to look into the unexplained phenomena preventing the sale of her bridge partner's struggling goat farm. Gretchen may be a complete fraud, but she's a beneficent one. So if 'cleansing' the historic property will help a nice old man get on with his retirement and put some much-needed cash in her pockets at the same time, who's she to say no? Of course, it turns out said bridge partner isn't quite who Gretchen imagined - Charlie Waybill is young, hot as hell, and extremely unconvinced by Gretchen.
By: Sarah Adler