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The Ghost Who Milked Me
- The Cave
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 30 mins
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The Ghost Who Milked Me
Narrated by:
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Publisher's summary
The Undying Thirst is a folklore legend that describes the unquenchable thirst victims of milk related deaths suffer. These poor souls are said to wander the Earth in search of precious milk.
Bart surprises his girlfriend, Pam, with a trip to a cheese cave. Both are cheesemongers and dutifully committed to a life of cheese. Bart plans on asking for Pam’s hand in marriage and in business – he bought the cheese cave!
One fatal slip onto a sharp rock inside the cave ends Bart’s life before he has a chance to propose and before Pam reveals a secret of her own.
Will Bart ever find out Pam’s secret? Or will the Undying Thirst banish him to the cave to curdle alone without a drop of milk?
Bart surprises his girlfriend, Pam, with a trip to a cheese cave. Both are cheesemongers and dutifully committed to a life of cheese. Bart plans on asking for Pam’s hand in marriage and in business – he bought the cheese cave!
One fatal slip onto a sharp rock inside the cave ends Bart’s life before he has a chance to propose and before Pam reveals a secret of her own.
Will Bart ever find out Pam’s secret? Or will the Undying Thirst banish him to the cave to curdle alone without a drop of milk?
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