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- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
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Torin Mardak came to Zarhab Groht to hunt. Some idiot's been selling Callidum weapons on the black market, and he's been tasked with finding the traitor. The illegal trading station isn't exactly Torin's favorite place in the Nine Galaxies. It's dirty, chaotic, and full of thieves and murderers, but as an elite Kordolian First Division warrior, he's the most dangerous thing on this floating cesspit, and he won't let anything stand in his way.
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***This is NOT book 1***
- By CCW on 11-06-19
By: Anna Carven
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DaR
- Darverius, House of DaR Series, Book 1
- By: Jennifer Julie Miller
- Narrated by: Emily Sutton-Smith, Tor Thom
- Length: 5 hrs and 43 mins
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In the blink of an eye, my whole world has collapsed around me. Headed towards my dream vacation, I was snatched right out of the air. My husband, the love of my life, was destroyed right in front of my eyes. He fought bravely trying to protect me from a horror neither one of us could have ever imagined. I find myself standing in the spotlight on a stage.
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Love, loss, and love again
- By Audible Kindle on 01-29-22
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Dragon's Baby
- Red Planet Dragons of Tajss, Book 1
- By: Miranda Martin, Juno Wells
- Narrated by: Tristan James, Jillian Macie
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Calista is happy with her life of scientific research. She doesn't need love, she has her books, her friends, and her work. Things are fine until her ship is attacked by space pirates and crash lands on a desert planet with heat so intense she and her friends can't survive without help. Ladon is a Zmaj warrior resigned to a life alone, who only desires to protect his treasures. His hopes for a mate faded long ago, yet when he meets Calista something stirs. It takes only one look to know that she belongs to him.
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Dragon instalove!
- By Jonella A. Moore on 12-07-17
By: Miranda Martin, and others
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Xora
- Vrisha Warriors Series, Book 1
- By: Olivia Riley
- Narrated by: Penelope Ann Rose
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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A vrisha arrives in Grace's underwater city. He takes over one of the substations, forcing the workers out. At the whim of her job, Grace is unwillingly chosen to go below, maintain the station, and stay with the horned, devilish alien. That is how she comes to encounter Xora. An alien born from a race of dominant fighters and fierce hunters. He is as terrifying as he is mysterious. While also commanding, stubborn, unrelenting...and oddly mesmerizing. As her fear slips away, other emotions begin to take hold. And Grace finds she wants to know more.
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Low on chemistry, emotion or action
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 10-26-23
By: Olivia Riley
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The Alien’s Accidental Bride
- Alien Brides, Book 1
- By: C.V. Walter
- Narrated by: Rebecca Estrella
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Molly was no stranger to life's little detours. After the last upheaval, she left her family's law firm to become a maintenance technician on the space station Bradbury 12. When an accident knocks her off her feet, she's going to have to draw on all her resilience to get back up. First, though, she's going to have to figure out how to talk to the big, blue alien trying to help her.
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so boring i just cant finish
- By Astella110 on 10-05-21
By: C.V. Walter
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Claim the Wolf King
- Shifter’s One True Mate Series, Book 1
- By: Meg Xuemei X
- Narrated by: Felicity Munroe
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
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It's a one in a million chance that the sexy-as-sin and savage wolf king finds his fated mate - me, the curvy warrior - on the most hostile planet. But you can't call him one lucky bastard. I can't be his - I'm sworn to another. And I haven't the time for mating when I have to lead a gang of the worst criminals to fight off the vampire hordes, cannibals, and Akem's creatures of nightmare to find the veiled portal to go home. The ruthless, red-blooded wolf king isn't one to listen to reason. He has no intention of preserving my virtue and honor.
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To much narrative.
- By Home on 04-06-24
By: Meg Xuemei X
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Taming Chaos
- Darkstar Mercenaries Series, Book 1
- By: Anna Carven
- Narrated by: J.F. Harding
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Torin Mardak came to Zarhab Groht to hunt. Some idiot's been selling Callidum weapons on the black market, and he's been tasked with finding the traitor. The illegal trading station isn't exactly Torin's favorite place in the Nine Galaxies. It's dirty, chaotic, and full of thieves and murderers, but as an elite Kordolian First Division warrior, he's the most dangerous thing on this floating cesspit, and he won't let anything stand in his way.
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***This is NOT book 1***
- By CCW on 11-06-19
By: Anna Carven
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DaR
- Darverius, House of DaR Series, Book 1
- By: Jennifer Julie Miller
- Narrated by: Emily Sutton-Smith, Tor Thom
- Length: 5 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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In the blink of an eye, my whole world has collapsed around me. Headed towards my dream vacation, I was snatched right out of the air. My husband, the love of my life, was destroyed right in front of my eyes. He fought bravely trying to protect me from a horror neither one of us could have ever imagined. I find myself standing in the spotlight on a stage.
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Love, loss, and love again
- By Audible Kindle on 01-29-22
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Dragon's Baby
- Red Planet Dragons of Tajss, Book 1
- By: Miranda Martin, Juno Wells
- Narrated by: Tristan James, Jillian Macie
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Calista is happy with her life of scientific research. She doesn't need love, she has her books, her friends, and her work. Things are fine until her ship is attacked by space pirates and crash lands on a desert planet with heat so intense she and her friends can't survive without help. Ladon is a Zmaj warrior resigned to a life alone, who only desires to protect his treasures. His hopes for a mate faded long ago, yet when he meets Calista something stirs. It takes only one look to know that she belongs to him.
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Dragon instalove!
- By Jonella A. Moore on 12-07-17
By: Miranda Martin, and others
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Xora
- Vrisha Warriors Series, Book 1
- By: Olivia Riley
- Narrated by: Penelope Ann Rose
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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A vrisha arrives in Grace's underwater city. He takes over one of the substations, forcing the workers out. At the whim of her job, Grace is unwillingly chosen to go below, maintain the station, and stay with the horned, devilish alien. That is how she comes to encounter Xora. An alien born from a race of dominant fighters and fierce hunters. He is as terrifying as he is mysterious. While also commanding, stubborn, unrelenting...and oddly mesmerizing. As her fear slips away, other emotions begin to take hold. And Grace finds she wants to know more.
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Low on chemistry, emotion or action
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 10-26-23
By: Olivia Riley
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The Alien’s Accidental Bride
- Alien Brides, Book 1
- By: C.V. Walter
- Narrated by: Rebecca Estrella
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Molly was no stranger to life's little detours. After the last upheaval, she left her family's law firm to become a maintenance technician on the space station Bradbury 12. When an accident knocks her off her feet, she's going to have to draw on all her resilience to get back up. First, though, she's going to have to figure out how to talk to the big, blue alien trying to help her.
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so boring i just cant finish
- By Astella110 on 10-05-21
By: C.V. Walter
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Claim the Wolf King
- Shifter’s One True Mate Series, Book 1
- By: Meg Xuemei X
- Narrated by: Felicity Munroe
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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It's a one in a million chance that the sexy-as-sin and savage wolf king finds his fated mate - me, the curvy warrior - on the most hostile planet. But you can't call him one lucky bastard. I can't be his - I'm sworn to another. And I haven't the time for mating when I have to lead a gang of the worst criminals to fight off the vampire hordes, cannibals, and Akem's creatures of nightmare to find the veiled portal to go home. The ruthless, red-blooded wolf king isn't one to listen to reason. He has no intention of preserving my virtue and honor.
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To much narrative.
- By Home on 04-06-24
By: Meg Xuemei X
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Chance: SciFi Cyborg Romance
- Cyn City Cyborgs Series, Book 1
- By: Pearl Foxx
- Narrated by: Chandra Skyye
- Length: 5 hrs and 57 mins
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A cyborg with a mysterious and dangerous past. A naive girl fleeing the dying farmlands to forge her own future. Chance has fought his entire life, first for survival in the streets of Cyn City and later for money and prestige in the underground Cyborg Fight League. His fists and cybernetic arm have solved almost every problem he's ever faced, except for love. After losing the love of his life, he never thought he'd find someone again. Verity left behind everything she knows to start a new future in Cyn City.
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The story is more robotic than the cyborg
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 09-20-23
By: Pearl Foxx
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Dustwalker
- By: Tiffany Roberts
- Narrated by: Hollie Jackson, Ryan Turner
- Length: 14 hrs and 26 mins
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Walk. Scavenge. Destroy. Trade. A simple cycle that's suited Ronin for 185 years. With no clear grasp of his programming, the barren wasteland known as The Dust offers him purpose, a place where his armored undercasing, amped-up processors, and advanced optics can be put to use. The ramshackle towns on the edges of the waste serve merely as resupply stations between increasingly long treks. But one night - one human woman - makes him question everything.
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keeps you enthralled..
- By Savarra on 08-24-18
By: Tiffany Roberts
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Riv's Sanctuary
- Riv's Sanctuary Series, Book 1
- By: A.G. Wilde
- Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
- Length: 8 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Abducted from Earth over a year ago, Lauren spent most of that time getting accustomed to her new life as one of the "animals" in an alien zoo. When she's sold by the zookeeper, her life takes a turn she wasn't expecting. She has no idea where she'll end up 'til she's brought to a sanctuary owned by a tall blue hunk of an alien called Riv.
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If you love grumpy heroes...
- By A.B.C. on 02-06-22
By: A.G. Wilde
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Evolved
- By: N.R. Walker
- Narrated by: Joel Leslie
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Lloyd Salter has OCD issues with noise and mess, and he's uncomfortable with human interaction. When his ex claimed the only thing perfect enough to live up to his standards was an android, Lloyd dismissed it. SATinc is the largest manufacturer of androids in Australia, including the Fully Compatible Units known as an A-Class 10. Their latest design is the Synthetic Human Android UNit, otherwise known as SHAUN. Shaun is compatible to Lloyd's every need; the perfect fit on an intellectual and physical basis. But Lloyd soon realizes Shaun's not like other A-Class androids.
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6 stars aren't enough....
- By Morgan A Skye on 11-01-18
By: N.R. Walker
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Queen's Ransom
- The Golden Bulls of Minos
- By: Isabel Wroth
- Narrated by: Marnye Young
- Length: 13 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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The promise of a queen's ransom is too much for lifelong gambler Jalia to pass up. The untouched planet of Minos is rumored to be so wealthy, one can walk along the beach and pluck diamonds from the sea. According to the contract, all she has to do to win is solve a few puzzles and navigate a labyrinth or two. Simple! But she didn't read the fine print.... She isn't competing to win treasure, she's competing to become queen of Minos. Marriage to the king: mandatory. A king who sends men to their deaths by the dozen and kills anyone who dares speak against him.
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Diamond in the rough
- By Savvy on 02-19-21
By: Isabel Wroth
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Stars Across Time
- By: Ruby Lionsdrake
- Narrated by: Tara Sands
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Air Force pilot Andromeda "Andie" Kim dreams of being chosen to join NASA so she can go to space. Instead she's stolen by savage kidnappers from a dystopian future where fertile women are needed for breeding purposes. All she wants is to escape and find a way back to her time before she's sold as broodstock and stuck in this ruined world forever.
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Barbarian meets princess story
- By Nataliia on 06-20-22
By: Ruby Lionsdrake
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Grigori
- Brothers of Ash and Fire series, Book 1
- By: Lauren Smith
- Narrated by: Lucy Rivers
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
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Grigori Barinov is the eldest in an ancient line of dragon shifters and the guardian of his family's lands and fortune. Sworn to protect their history and magic, he won't rest until he neutralizes any threat to their existence. When he discovers an ancient manuscript that exposes that his family and their dragon lineage has fallen into a mortal woman's hands, he knows he must get the book back by any means necessary. If that means seducing a nosy American woman with an intoxicating scent, he is more than willing to carry her off to his palatial home deep in the heart of Russia.
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Simply Amazing!
- By Lynne Denena on 04-29-18
By: Lauren Smith
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Secrets in Her Heart
- A SciFi Alien Romance
- By: Miranda Martin
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 40 mins
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My secret leaves no room for love. The generation ship crashed a year ago onto this hell planet with its two red suns and endlessly shifting sands. Those of us who survived are now trying to deal with the elements and monsters that are intent on finishing us off. The new arrivals, native aliens called Zmaj, are helping, but one of them has taken an interest in me. Me. Yes, he’s an alien, seven-foot-tall dragon-man with wings, a tail, horns, and scales. Yes, I’m interested. But I can not get involved. Period. I have a secret that no one can know, and flirting around with the obsessed ...
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A lovely novella. A great addition for fans of the series
- By Amazon Customer on 02-20-24
By: Miranda Martin
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Strange Love
- Galactic Love, Book 1
- By: Ann Aguirre
- Narrated by: Sarah Puckett
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
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Zylar of Kith B'alak is a four-time loser in the annual Choosing. If he fails to find a nest guardian this time, he'll lose his chance to have a mate for all time. Desperation drives him to try a matching service, but due to a freak solar flare and a severely malfunctioning ship AI, things go way off course. This "human being" is not the Tiralan match he was seeking.
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So Teratophilia here and 10/10 would recommend!
- By Sydney Jeanmarie on 08-17-20
By: Ann Aguirre
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Alien's Rejected Bride
- An Alien Mate Romance
- By: Aurora Storm
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 58 mins
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She’s been stolen from her home and forced to wed an arrogant Alien King... Reaching twenty-five without experiencing the Royal Bride Raiders was a miracle. I'd kept my head down and avoided attention, despite my sister and best friend finding themselves selected in seasons past. Until one day my luck ran out… Now, I’ve been taken to a distant planet far from my mother and sister to match with an arrogant Alien King I've never met. I don’t care if I’m breaking interplanetary laws. I won’t be some baby farm for a self-important alien—no matter how handsome he is. But I may not ...
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if they can do virtual voice why can't they do male and female voices
- By Tabitha Hansen on 04-05-24
By: Aurora Storm
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Wed to the Minotaur
- By: Eden Ember
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 14 mins
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I arrive on Alia Terra tempted by the promise of fertile land and females. Filled with longing, I cannot rest until I find a sweet mate just for me. One who will warm my bed at night, one for whom I will build my fortune under the scorching sun. There is only one way to meet a perfect match: the Temple. I do the test and focus on building a prosperous ranch for the female who is destined for me. She will have the best of everything. The wait is long. Long enough to lose hope. And then, the letter comes. My mate is ready to be claimed, and I set out immediately. Nothing can stop me now. When...
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Good listen
- By Beard 228 on 05-27-24
By: Eden Ember
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Warriors of Luxiria Boxed Set
- Books 1-4
- By: Zoey Draven
- Narrated by: Sierra Grace, Tristan Josiah
- Length: 22 hrs and 28 mins
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When Kate wakes up chained on an alien planet known as the Pit, her whole reality flips upside down. Here, aliens fight to the death for the right to claim a human female. Even worse? She realizes she’s up for grabs. Vaxa’an, the Prime Leader of Luxiria, has a duty to his people: ensure their dwindling race’s survival. Infamously ruthless and deadly, the Luxirian king knows he’ll have no trouble claiming a female at the Pit. What he doesn’t expect to find is his fated mate, with her lush curves and haunting eyes that call to him, and he’ll stop at nothing to claim her.
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intense and passionate
- By Sheila Lim. on 11-16-23
By: Zoey Draven
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- Amazon Customer
- 04-08-21
fun read
I am so glad I decided to try it. I just purchased the other 2. it's not to serious but it does break down the "you need to be skinny to get anywhere in life" attitude.
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- Tllassus
- 06-17-22
Fun quick listen
Great positive message about body image. FMC is sweet, caring, nurturing but love it when she finally has had it and let’s her feisty side out. MMC is sweet almost to the point of being a push over until he gets riled up then woohoo. They are good together. Worth the listen. Onto book 2.
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- 🔥 Phx17 🔥
- 06-15-23
Charming
I’m not a fan of reality shows, but this was a great backdrop to work in meet-cutes and coincidences. This story stands alone, however each of three gals and and three alien brothers get introduced here, so the next two novellas should be heard in order. The two scenes were descriptive but also fairly quick, making this book feel almost cozy. It’s refreshing to emphasize a fun alien story with earnest aliens instead of the usual alpha aliens.
I loved the body positivity, even if we’re only talking 25lbs over what Hollywood considers ideal weight.
I also loved the way the gals support each other and the alien brothers support each other. And, I was kind of tickled that these aliens were put into human bodies and given names like Kent.
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- Billie Jenkins
- 01-02-20
Great Story
Loved this book. It was surprisingly easy to read as a standalone even though it is part of a series. I liked that the hero had a limited grasp of human culture, but did not come off as stupid.
I'm looking forward to the next book.
I hope it is also done by Mason Lloyd, he is a truly talented artist.
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- Crystal June
- 11-24-23
Not great
It was very surfacy. Kind of boring too. But overall it wasn’t terrible. I’m not sure if it was worth my time.
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- Madeleine
- 05-26-24
Trite Storyline
This is one of the dumbest stories I have ever read. I like fantasy as much as the next person, but this was a story line a third grader could have written.
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