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Get Me Off

By: Penny Wylder
Narrated by: Katie McAble
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No guy has ever been able to get me off. It was my little secret.

Until I accidentally told the whole world.

Spilling something so humiliating on my social media is bad enough; I never expected anyone to actually message me about it. Especially not someone as smug and sexy as Heath "O Maker" James.

He tells me he doesn't just think he can get me off - he knows it.

As hot as he is, he's a total stranger. I shouldn't give him the time of day.

But the more he talks...the more he tells me all the dirty things he wants to do to me...the more I can't say no.

And once Heath gets his way, I'll be screaming only one word: yes!

This is a stand-alone novella with a HEA and no cheating!

Penny Wylder writes just that - wild romances. Happily ever afters are always better when they're a little dirty, so if you're looking for a romance that will make you feel naughty in all the right places, jump right in, and leave your panties at the door!

©2016 Penny Wylder (P)2017 Audible, Inc.

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loved this book!!!

I loved this book. the characters were good and I liked the narrator. recommend to everyone

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Get me off!

Holy cow this is a great book!
Katie McAble... you have a new fan!
I listened to Get me off twice! Made me laugh a lot. Sweet and sexy!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💋

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Be mindful of exactly who you are tweeting to.

There are some truly cringe worthy moments of embarrassment. As the title suggests, there is a lot of fire, especially in the dirty talk department. 👍
Heath is book boyfriend worthy.
First title by Penny Wilder, will be checking out what else she has in audio for sure.
Also first listen by Katie McCabe, and she didn't disappoint.

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3.8 A quick read that is all about getting that big O. The storyline is steady paced and there’s a bit of humor mixed with lust throughout the story. I wish there was a bit more depth wrapped around these two characters but then again with the subject being the main priority I understand why we have what we have. I did enjoy their story overall and happy I one clicked.

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Everything it claimed to be-Just Wow!

My 2nd book by Ms. Wylder, I wanted something super hot & dirty, it fit the bill perfectly. Just didn’t want it to end. How about a 2nd book of these two?

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Odd story, but good ending

Not what I'd normally pick, but the ending was pretty damn sexy. Short story so definitely worth it.

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Loved it!

Cute and enticing story! When a series of mishaps places one of Calista's very personal secrets up on Twitter for all to see, she's mortified! When Heath offers his expertise in her area of need, Calista is wary.

I enjoyed the story and felt the plot was interesting. It flowed well and before you know it, I was vested in these two. Their sexy banter was just yummy! All in all a great short read!

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Loved it!

This was a great short listen! The narrator was great and the story was too!! The only problem I had with it was that I wish it was longer!

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Great story

I really enjoyed this book, have it in ebook and audio form.
enjoyed the characters.
imagine never getting an orgasm with a guy (like me)....
this book is about accidentally putting something on social media that wasn't meant for the www, and meeting someone who is known as the O-Maker. he promised to give orgasm. and as the story unfolds on social media, Heath accomplished what he promised...
food for thought.....social media can be your downfall or it can uplift you....be smart in what you post...the world is watching.

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A Cute Romantic Novella ☺

This was my 1st book of Author Penny Wylder and I really enjoyed it. The title had me thinking the book was regarding something totally different than what it turned out to be.

"Get Me Off," has to do with a young woman who has never cum before with any of her previous sex partners.
The narrator; Katie Mcable, is new to me also, but did a terrific job.

If you're thinking about getting the audible do it, it's worth it!

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