Witty Humor

The doorbell rings, just days after my beloved husband’s sudden death. I don’t recognise the woman on our doorstep, with her blonde highlights, a diamond bracelet identical to my own and a bouncing baby boy in her arms. As I show her inside, I notice her eyes grow wide as she takes in our spacious hallway, and the big squashy sofas that we all used to pile on. She glances at the silver-framed family photos and my little daughter hiding behind my skirts. She looks at me, her blue eyes serious. ‘I’m sorry’ she says. ‘I am your husband’s girlfriend. And this is his son.'

When you offer therapy to monsters, it’s wise to keep a sword handy. Master swordsman Logan Snow thought trading epic quests for a cozy counseling center would be his happily-ever-after. After all, when you delve into a giant’s dark past or advise an ogre with anger issues, what could go wrong? When a letter arrives bearing the grim news that Logan’s old mentor has been captured by a powerful warlock and imprisoned in his citadel, he must dust off his sword and attempt a desperate rescue. He rallies a group of unlikely heroes including Tressa, an alluring and deadly magician, and ...

She’s seventeen, spontaneous, and entirely too clever. He’s twenty-nine, serious, and completely off-limits. But the more they clash, the harder it is to stay apart. Octavia Shelford is doing her best to dazzle the beau monde—and more importantly, her mother—on their Grand Tour. But a year of elegant soirées and polite conversation has only left her exhausted and no closer to impressing the one man whose opinion truly matters. Guy Claybury, the Duke of Woodford, gave up on finding a love match years ago. He is far too old and far too occupied with preventing war between England and...

From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Say You'll Remember Me comes a beautiful, compelling novel that revels in laughter, friendship, and the messy choices life can throw our way. In everyone’s life, there’s a split-second decision that can change everything... For Larissa, it...

Laugh Out Loud at Any Age Getting older comes with stories, wisdom, and yes—plenty to laugh about. 100 Funny Jokes for Old People serves up clean, gentle humor that seniors, retirees, and grandparents can enjoy and share. No mean stuff. No cringe. Just light, witty fun about aging, family, technology confusion, retirement life, and the little surprises that come with getting wiser (and creakier). Clean Jokes You Can Actually Share Every joke is short, easy to read aloud, and kid-safe—perfect for grandkids, family gatherings, assisted living events, or senior centers. If you’ve ever ...

Sworn to protect the kingdom. In life, and in death. Captain Rayner ‘Mad Dog’ Maddock, fought to the last, choosing to remain behind while the city was evacuated. With his last breath, he kept the Armidian forces at bay, dying a hero. For most, that would be the end of their story. For the Mad Dog, it was just the beginning. Decades of war have caused dimensional tears to open across the world, formally called Voids. The lands and people succumb to decay and darkness surrounding these Voids, and any with holy mana who dare enter the fray are swallowed by the corruption. In their most ...

Grumble globally. Laugh locally. Step into the polished shoes of Britain’s most opinionated old lords as they blunder, bicker, and sip their way through international diplomacy, domestic crises, and improperly brewed tea. Whether facing haunted Scottish inns, Far Eastern tea rituals, or bridge scandals in the drawing room, these noble curmudgeons always carry one thing: a deeply held belief that everything was better in 1903. The Noble Art of Grumbling is a sharp, satirical anthology of short stories for fans of P.G. Wodehouse, dry British wit, and eccentric gentlemen hopelessly out of ...

Meg Butler sets sail on the Grand Voyager on a luxury world cruise, eager to visit 30 countries before she's 30. But she hasn't planned on running into murder! The ship is hosting a Bingo tournament for the length of the cruise. Several passengers are competing for the grand prize which is rumored to be in six figures. Meg runs into a friendly older man who boasts of being a skilled player. He has developed a fool proof strategy that is guaranteed to win him big money. Meg is warmed by his affectionate manner toward her and feels he is the father figure she has always yearned for. Disaster ...

Goodbye A Comic Novel of Love, Deception, and Postwar Japan What would you do if you had ten mistresses—and suddenly decided to become respectable? Three years after the end of World War II, magazine editor Shūji Tajima has had enough. Tired of the black market, tired of drinking, and tired of his tangled romantic life, he dreams of settling down with his wife and child. There is only one problem: How does a man break up with all his mistresses at once? Following the absurd advice of a cynical writer, Tajima devises a plan. He will find an extraordinarily beautiful woman, pretend she is ...

Five years ago Corin Cadence's brother entered the Serpent Spire - a colossal tower with ever-shifting rooms, traps, and monsters. Those who survive the spire's trials return home with an attunement: a mark granting the bearer magical powers. According to legend, those few who reach the top of the tower will be granted a boon by the spire's goddess. He never returned. Now it's Corin's turn. He's headed to the top floor, on a mission to meet the goddess.

There have been a rash of grave robberies in Haven Hollow lately… So maybe it’s not such a surprise that during one of my open houses, I find my eyes tracking every movement of a suspicious-looking character. Suspicious, as in everything about this guy, is shifty… from how he keeps trying to avoid attention to his extreme interest in my client’s china cabinet. So when the same man winds up dead on a random grave in the cemetery between Poppy and Wanda’s houses? Yeah… something is rotten in the state of Oregon. Things get even stranger when I find two objects randomly stashed in ...

Solving crimes at a crusty old Florida inn was NOT in D.C. urbanite Lilly Livingston’s 5 yr plan. But when she discovers she is the executor of a forgotten stepfather’s will and is gifted Magnolia Manor, in little Drifter’s Cove, Florida, things get a little off track. The town coroner reports her stepfather died of natural causes, but Lilly is not convinced and joins a motley crew of locals to solve her first case. Leaving D.C. for good, Lilly’s excited to start her new small-town life and reopen the inn. But, a murder at the grand opening of her newly inherited inn wasn’t ...

Alex Hartley had one rule: keep life simple. Win cases, walk her German shepherd, and avoid unnecessary drama—like neighbors, small talk, or romance. But then Riley Bennett moves into the apartment next door with two Yorkies and a laugh that makes Alex forget her own name. Riley is chaos in yoga pants—an artist with a messy past, a big heart, and two tiny dogs who think the hallway is their personal playground. What starts as polite nods in the elevator turns into late-night conversations, sharp banter, and a slow-burn attraction neither of them saw coming. Throw in three dogs with zero...

The water knew me before I knew myself. I bought a house for a broken hot tub. The realtor kept talking about removal costs, but I knew I was keeping it. A year out from a divorce I should have seen coming, all I wanted was to prove I could fix something with my own hands. I taught myself pump repair from online tutorials, replaced what was broken, and scrubbed a decade of neglect out of the basin. The water filled. The jets worked. I got in. The temperature was already perfect, and I hadn’t touched the controls. Now the tub knows my body better than any person ever has. It finds every ...

At this brewery, the last orders are to die for… When handsome, former-rugby-playing, pub landlord Mil asks Juno Mulligan for a favour, she immediately says yes. Although she’s initially disappointed that the favour doesn’t involve any sort of romantic shenanigans, Juno is reminded that...

Philosophy made fun & unforgettable!! 4+ BONUSES! Philosophy isn’t just something you read — it’s something you do. Debate Truth, Logic, Ethics, Politics, Science, God, Free Will, Happiness, Reality, the Soul & Meaning of Life From Socrates’ questions to Aristotle’s categories, from Epicurus’ garden to Stoic survival skills, you don’t just study philosophy here — you debate, laugh, question, & even quiz yourself along the way. 🏛 Inside You’ll Discover: The Big 3 Greeks—Socrates, Plato & Aristotle explained simply, clearly, & with stories that stick Epicurus, Zeno & ...

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In Leonard Wibberley's classic political satire, a tiny backwards country decides the only way to survive a sudden economic downturn is to declare war on the United States and lose to get foreign aid - but things don't go according to plan. The Mouse That Roared was made into a successful feature film starring Peter Sellers. Books in The Grand Fenwick Series: Books 2 through 5 are best read after The Mouse That Roared, but all of the books can be read and enjoyed at any point in the series. Book 1: The Mouse That Roared Book 2: The Mouse On The Moon Book 3: The Mouse On Wall Street Book 4: ...

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity… Or, at least, that’s what Albert Einstein said. But I’m not sure I believe it because it seems everything in my life has gone to heck, but I have yet to find an opportunity in any of it. Things are going so bad, in fact, that I’m wondering if I’ve been cursed. Of course, I don’t really have any enemies, so who in the world would want to curse me? Not only that, but Wanda insists I’m not cursed so maybe this bad luck is just exactly that… bad luck? Well, one thing I do know is that life would be a whole heck of a lot easier if I ...

Three dates. One day. One very bad idea. I don’t do commitment. So naturally, I agreed to marry the next guy I date. With thirty looming and all my friends happily loved-up, I decide to take control of my love life. My plan? Stack the odds. Three first dates. One day. There’s the flirty mortician (yes, really), the ridiculously hot construction worker, and the charming wildcard who might just be perfect. One of them has to be The One… right? Except there’s one tiny problem. The one man I never quite got over just rode back into my life, and now everything I thought I wanted is up in...