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Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It’s the rest of the kids in his class who think he’s just a goon. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practicing his routine nonstop to get it just right. Gary’s sure this will be his big break—he’ll make everyone laugh and win the $100 prize. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.

Why are mountain ranges funny? Because they're hill areas. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Garbage collectors don't need formal education to get hired. They pick it up as they go along. That awkward silence that left you longing for an awkward joke – make the moment less awkward. That one coworker that rattles off knee slappers with a breeze – now you can be her! It's your turn to give the jokers in your life (friends, dads, moms, uncles, aunts, siblings, spouses, neighbors) their own embarrassingly cringey eye roll. Maybe you need a chuckle. Or your ...

In this #1 New York Times bestselling novel, get to know Jacky Ha-Ha, a funny class clown who loves to make people laugh—even when everything else in her life feels anything but silly. With her irresistible urge to tell a joke in every situation—even when she really, really...

Cheer yourself and others up with the Lawyer Humor Handbook. Excellent resource for ice breaking when you are giving a speech, need a fun gift—especially for a lawyer, or want to lighten up any gathering or celebration. This Handbook compiles the whole gamut of lawyer jokes, stories, puns, court transcripts with lawyer faux pas, and other lawyer witticisms. In this Handbook you’ll find: • 210 Humorous lawyer stories • 62 Courtroom transcripts with lawyer gaffes • 83 Question and answer lawyer jokes • 19 Law school amusements • 38 Punchy puns and word-play bits • 2 Legal ...

Need a laugh on the links? Know someone who takes their golf game a little too seriously? This hilarious pocket-sized book is your hole-in-one for humor! Packed with 179 pages of laugh-out-loud golf jokes, witty one-liners, and relatable stories that hit every fairway, bunker, and 19th hole of the golfing experience. Perfect for: • Tee-time chuckles and clubhouse banter • Lightening up slow play on the back nine • A great gag gift for any golfer who “has everything” Compact 4" x 6" size — toss it in your golf bag, glove box, or gift basket for instant laughs anywhere! Looking ...

Question: How did the lightning leave the party? Answer: In a flash Question: What animal can you always find at a baseball game? Answer: A bat! Knock-knock Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie body want to go on a picnic? Want a GOOD, CLEAN [non-raunchy] Joke book for your children? The Fantastic Book of Jokes, Riddles, Jokes, Brain Teasers and Knock-knock Jokes is brimming with MORE boatloads of FUN, lots of a-ha moments, big smiles and laughter for children ages 7-12 — and the adults in their lives!! There's even a BONUS Word Search Summer Fun puzzle and a Chapter for STAR WARS fans! ...

Limited Time Holiday Sale! (Regular Price $9.99.) WARNING: Contains Haphazardly Hilarious, Devilishly Dirty, Adult Short Stories in the form of easy-to-read Funny Skits and Short Sketch Comedy Scenes. Contents Include: Dr. Sexalot, A Koala in the Big Apple, The Dirty Nuts, The Blow-up Prostitute Witch, The Racist Walks into a Bar, Circumcision Gone South, Comedic Presidential Campaign Strategies, and Oddly Placed Tattoos among many others. In this, the most critical of times in human history, with the world’s fate hanging in the balance, the mysterious three-man tribe known as the My ...

Has your brother or sister ever teased you? The answer to that question is almost guaranteed to be "Yes". Anyone with a brother or sister knows that it's not always easy and has been pestered by their sibling at one time or another. Whether your sibling pesters you daily or every now and then, this is the book for you!

Prologue This is a short, jokey, lighthearted, erotic book about a trio of domestics at work. Middle-aged Lucy goes to work at the large health Centre on a cruise ship named Sea Breeze in the middle of the ocean for what she thinks is a normal shift, she meets up with her work domestic colleagues Penny and Cora to discuss anything from their pets to men and anything else on the agenda. Cora and Penny embarrass Lucy, turning Lucy on like a tap. Cora prefers the name Hot Lips. Penny flirts with some prison officers on duty looking after their sleeping prisoner patient that was about to be ...