Outdoor Humor

Welcome to the art of survival! Come Back Alive is Robert Young Pelton's indispensable and witty guide to avoiding nasty situations, whether on a business trip, an adventure vacation, or a weekend hike. In this book, the author of the classic travel annual The World's Most Dangerous Places, Robert Young Pelton--"Dangerman" (Toronto Globe & Mail); "tourist with an attitude" (Outsidemagazine); "the patron saint of adventure travelers" (ZineZone. com)--reveals the secrets that have kept him alive and laughing: in the desert: finding water where it ain't, dehydration and rehydration, copping a ...

When a quiet grump and the sunshiney brunch chef get together nothing goes as expected. Aiden Lockhart’s carefully balanced life—juggling a struggling food truck and family duties—takes an unexpected detour when he parks his brunch-themed food truck at the quirky Front Range Motorcycle Collective. He isn’t sure if it’s the right fit — after all, Aiden doesn’t see himself as the sort to hang out with a motorcycle club. But it isn’t long before a chance ride with the reserved but captivating Cash jolts him into a world of late-night adventures, unexpected romance, and the raw ...

Popular novelist Dan Jenkins is well known in the golf world for his column in Golf Digest. A modern classic among 20th-century sports novels, Dead Solid Perfect is Jenkins' hilarious send-up of professional golfers and the often ludicrous reality of life on the tour.

In this book, the author of “It seemed like a good idea at the time” shares more of his humorous outdoor experiences. In this book you’ll laugh as the author: Rides a raft constructed from an Army war games map Crashes during a hang gliding lesson Buys and sells an ancient boat Catches a duck while fishing Nearly drowns trying to surf in Hawaii Chases calves through neighborhoods and fields Contends with drunk fishermen Sit back and enjoy reading about the author’s mishaps and stupidity and realize that some people should never go outside.

Missing Links is the story of four middle-class buddies who live outside Boston and play golf together at Ponkaquogue Municipal Golf Links and Deli, not so fondly known as Ponky. An 18-hole garbage dump with hazards that include a concrete river surrounded by a chain-link fence and the pillars of the elevated train that runs through the course, it is reputed to be the worst golf course in America.

Shannon Olson continues to make his readers laugh and gasp with his new stories. This book will take you on some outdoor adventures but also introduces the law enforcement side of Shannon. You will hear some nasty talk from turkeys, a tale of electrical karma, a little graveyard fun and how ladybugs helped create the fly fishing dream of I’ve Got Bugs. Sit back and enjoy the ramblings of a man that has many dreams, one of which is to make his readers laugh and reminisce in their own childhood.

America's most hilarious sportsman returns with this collection of insights about youth, the great outdoors, and the philosophy of fileting fish. When best-selling author Patrick McManus looks at a subject, you're sure to come away with an outrageously new perspective.

This is a collection of humorous short stories detailing the author's desire to become an outdoorsman. Follow the author as he receives hunting lessons from his father and passes his knowledge on to his son. In the process he gets caught trespassing, tries to train a retriever, gets hit by a logging truck, avoids jail with a rifle and much more. In the process of being amused by the author’s stupidity, you’ll also learn some history and interesting trivia surrounding the places he’s lived, hunted and grown up

This collection contains the first five, full-length, Trophy Seeker Destination, short stories. Four of the five tales are about Lake Texoma, the Striped Bass Capitol of the World, which is my home base for all things fishing. The fifth story is a free BONUS tale, about fishing for big Black Drum in Galveston, Texas. These five stories are included in Lake Texoma Striper Tales Collection 01 - #BigFishThursday - Tex-Ocean - The Catfish Curse - Big Black Drum - The Big One I'm Captain Mike, I run a fishing guide service on Lake Texoma called BigFishTexoma.com. I am the Defending Champion of ...

SLEEPING COLD, EATING DIRT, AND LOVING IT! MISADVENTURES IN MOTHER NATURE’S QUIRKY OUTDOORS Somewhere between getting lost in a rainstorm while dressed in shorts and a trash bag, and ducking into a cave that smelled like a coyote, it hit me: I’d picked up a fair amount of outdoor wisdom. Like the lightning cracking outside, the idea struck…maybe it was time for me to write a book! This collection of fifty hilarious, true-life tales covers: Camping, backpacking, caving, and whitewater rafting Survival foods (yes, you can eat that) and medicinal plants Skunks, Boy Scouts, and Forest ...

Originally drawn to the game by his father, Carl Hiaasen wisely quit golfing in 1973. But some ambitions refuse to die, and as the years–and memories of shanked 7-irons faded, it dawned on Carl that there might be one thing in life he could do better in middle age than he could as a youth. So...

This classic fishing story is now an e-book! The Last Guide is the award-winning story of Frank Kuiack, the oldest fishing guide in Canada's fabled Algonquin Park. He’s crusty, he’s opinionated, and he can catch more trout than anyone you’ve ever met. The Last Guide has been called "A homage to a vanishing way of life," and "A story that will feed the soul forever." Following Kuiack’s life in the woods from the time he was born until he retired from full-time guiding, this is a story of hard living, mistakes made along the way, and a redemption tale at the end that is as memorable ...

A woman alone, leading five ridiculously hot guys into the wilderness for a week of camping. What could go wrong? As a backcountry guide, I’m accustomed to challenging jobs, but nothing has ever been as challenging as resisting my latest clients. They’re sexy, flirtatious, and they keep ripping their shirts off for no good reason. What’s a girl to do? But I will keep things professional. No, I’m serious. Even when they decide to skinny dip in the lake near our campsite, I am strictly their guide. Nothing more. Why is everyone looking at me with such skepticism? Explicit Content: ...

If you have already read Hunting With Beanpole, then you and Beanpole have met. If not, I'll introduce you to him. Beanpole is a curious fellow in all meanings of the word; he's different, inquisitive, and gullible. These characteristics breathe life into a story when you add ingredients such as bad weather, tall tales, and natural phenomenon. Beanpole's family contributes to his adventures. His Grandpa, Grumpy, spins yarns on his front porch while vigilant for revenuers. Nell keeps Beanpole straight and his son, Butterbean, provides Beanpole an opportunity to pass on his wisdom, such that ...

As engaging as a tail wag. "There is something truly magical about this wonderful collection. Having read each poem, I love how every word celebrates our canine companions from the tip of their wet noses to the wag of their tails." (Susan Day, Editor and Author) "A super sweet and poignant book of poetry about what a pup thinks of his world. As a cat lover I especially was tickled by his relationship to the cat. Any dog lover would adore this book. The photos were appealing. Haikus at the end were tiny diamonds.” (Kathryn Meyer Griffith, long time author) Celebrating the simple things in ...

Hilarious hero Rafe Khatchadorian heads to summer camp and faces bullies with his friends in this installment of the beloved Middle School series from the world’s #1 bestselling author. Rafe Khatchadorian, the hero of the bestselling Middle School series, is ready for a fun summer at...

What kind of cyclist decides to follow an invisible line that controls global time? The kind who enjoys a cycling adventure with a side order of British history, questionable navigation and the occasional existential wobble. In Straight Lines and Bad Ideas, I set out to bike tour the Greenwich Meridian from the rugged east coast of England to the English Channel. On a map it’s a perfectly straight line. In reality it’s hills, hedgerows, medieval battlefields, Cold War paranoia, Roman roads, wandering Napoléon references and a stubborn refusal to stay flat when you really need it to. ...

The hilarious trials and tribulations of stand-up comedian Paul Tonkinson as he attempts to beat the much lauded three-hour mark at the London Marathon. With a supporting cast of fellow comedians, this is a warmly written and wonderfully honest adventure-through-sport that will both entertain and inspire. Along the way, we are introduced to the characters helping Paul with his quest. Celebrity names such as Bryony Gordon, Russell Howard, Roisin Conaty and Vassos Alexander pop up with wit and wisdom....

The phrase "the buck stops here" was coined by President Harry Truman, and the "buck" in question refers to a marker passed from one person to the next in a poker game, indicating who would deal. But if you're as avid a hunter as author Steve Chapman, this may surprise you, because when you hear "buck", you're not thinking about poker. Instead, you're picturing white-tailed deer. You'll feel right at home listening to The Buck Stops Here, a timeless collection of tips, quips, and reflections about hunting, fishing, and the great outdoors.

An age gap, forced proximity adventure romance. A telecom heiress on a bucket-list trek through Yellowstone. A marketing CEO escaping his city life. One tiny tent, one week, and the kind of wilderness chemistry that changes everything. Millie McDaniel told her father she’s at a spa in Paris. She’s actually hiking through Yellowstone with brand-new boots, a fifty-pound pack, and a curling iron her best friend insisted she bring. By mile four she’s limping. By nightfall, her tent has blown away. And the only person offering shelter is the infuriating older man who’s been watching her ...