Kids Christmas Funny

A Bite of Christmas Magic Nine-year-old Sofia is no ordinary girl, she’s spirited, sassy, and always ready for mischief. But when her grandmother gives her a mysterious tin of magical Christmas cookies, Sofia discovers that each bite is a doorway to a world of holiday wonder! From the jingling bells of Jingle Bell Junction to the peppermint twists of Candy Cane Courtyard, the sparkling stars of Star City, and the sweet surprises of Gingerbread Grove, every cookie whisks Sofia away on a new adventure. In each magical land, she’s gifted a dazzling gown, meets whimsical creatures, and ...

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Carter The Farter And The Fragrant Fizzlers Of Christmas Past A Hilarious Christmas Adventure Bursting with Laughs, Heart, and Holiday Spirit Why Readers Love This Book: Hilarious Holiday Humor: A funny Christmas book for kids that transforms a timeless classic into a fart-fueled comedy masterpiece. Adventurous and Heartwarming: Blends laugh-out-loud moments with the same redemptive spirit that makes A Christmas Carol unforgettable. Perfect for Middle-Grade Readers: Designed for ages 8–12, full of witty wordplay, fast-paced fun, and mischievous surprises. Family-Friendly Laughter: Clean ...

Teach your child patience !!! "You forgot the mail?!?!" The king yelled at the snail. But the snail stayed as calm as could be. He was not afraid of the king, you see. He knew where the gift was; he knew what to do. The monsters learned that patience pays off too. We are all familiar with the phenomenon of children wanting everything "here and now". This story describes just such a situation. I hope you and your children will enjoy it and learn from it. The forest monsters woke up & there was a sign on the tree. They had been invited to the Monster King’s birthday party. Everyone would ...

Christmas stories Stories Collection ******************* Young and beginner reader’s kids would get the most enjoyment from the tree titles for Christmas we selected In We hope you enjoy reading them to your kids, grandchildren. SEA OF LOVE <3 * <3 * <3 * <3 * <3 * <3 Just off by the sea in a small shabby shack, Lived Sarah’s whole family, a big crowded pack, Two parents, three brothers, and three sisters, too; With less room inside as all the kids grew. OH DEAR SAID THE DEER ************************************* "Oh dear," said the deer, "I'm so cold, what a plight! I've searched for a...

A Stinky Sleigh Ride: A Fart-Filled Christmas Adventure for Kids and Families; The best Chapter Books For Kids Ages 8–12 Key Features: Hilarious Christmas Comedy for Kids: Packed with laugh-out-loud moments and festive mischief that will make children (and parents!) giggle from start to finish. Heartwarming Holiday Message: A story that celebrates kindness, friendship, and the true spirit of Christmas—mixed with just the right amount of fart-tastic fun. Perfect Christmas Read-Aloud: Ideal for family reading, classroom laughter, or bedtime stories during the holiday season. For Fans of ...

Every Christmas has its stories — some told around fireplaces, others whispered in snowflakes — but none quite like the year Calvin and his loyal beagle, Pudge, decided to make all their gifts by hand. What started as a simple idea—“Let’s make something special for everyone we love!”—quickly snowballed into glitter explosions, cocoa catastrophes, and heartfelt surprises across Maple Ridge Lane. With Grandpa’s half-finished inventions, Mom’s creative patience, and Pudge’s uncanny ability to get paint on his ears, Calvin learns that the greatest gifts aren’t wrapped at ...

Teaching Kids the Importance of Sleep * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * At night when most kids were dozing so deep, Michael could never quite manage to sleep. His mother would read him one book, or two, His father would sing ‘till his face turned blue, All-day Michael ran and played and kicked ball, But then he’d just shrug: “I’m not tired at all.” Real-life issue/Imaginary Tale - Great Lesson! I learned about this cute little rhyming book on FB, and I decided to download it using the kindle app on my phone, and I'm glad that I did. What a fun book to cozy up with a child for a ...

Carter the Farter: A Pungent Pageant The Best Christmas Fart Ever • Funny Christmas book for kids ages 8-12 filled with laugh-out-loud fart humor and holiday fun • Perfect Christmas gift idea for kids, families, and reluctant readers who love silly stories • Hilarious children’s chapter book with a mischievous boy, his cheeky dog, and festive mayhem • Ideal holiday read-aloud for classrooms, family gatherings, and Christmas storytime • Part of the popular Seasonal Fartastic Series featuring Carter the Farter and Toot In the quaint town of Fartlyville, the annual Christmas ...

The Avery Diary: CHRISTMAS CHAOS BEGINS! A Hilarious Book for Kids 9-12! Christmas was supposed to be peaceful, but no one told my family that. Between glitter snow, Carl’s ninja elf costume, and a burnt turkey that could’ve been used as a doorstop, I’m just trying to survive. The Christmas musical? A total mess. The snowball fight? Complete chaos. And let’s not even talk about the marshmallow-covered tree. But somehow, even with all the craziness, my family made it fun. Maybe next year will be easier... but with a surprise trip to Hawaii on the way, I have a feeling the madness is ...

Christmas is the time of year where everyone gathers around a fire, singing songs and laughing. After a long day of celebration, nothing puts someone to sleep like good bedtime stories of joy and happiness. Here you will listen to stories of love, joy, happiness, and whatever else makes Christmas atmosphere a magic time to share with your beloved ones. What are you waiting for? Scroll up, buy the audiobook now, and let the magic begin. Merry Christmas, and enjoy listening!

A humorous early chapter book for kids ages 6 and up. Christmas is just around the corner, and Albert is on a mission to find the perfect gifts for his friends. Albert gets off-track and focuses on himself instead. To make matters worse, Parker the Pickle has a trick up his evil sleeve, and is determined to ruin the holidays for everyone. Is Albert capable of finding the perfect presents for his friends, and at the same time, saving Christmas from this sour pickle? Join Albert on his action-packed adventure, including a merry ride on Santa's sleigh. With a little advice from Saint Nick, ...

Turn boring moments into laugh-out-loud adventures! Are you taking a long road trip? Stuck in an airport? Waiting for an appointment, or simply looking for screen-free fun at home? Look no further!! Mega LOL Joke Book for Kids delivers hours of entertainment without a single battery, charger, or Wi-Fi signal. Packed with over 500 original, kid-approved jokes, this collection is bursting with humor that’s clever, silly, and 100% clean. You’ll find a mix of: Side-splitting Q&A jokes that will have kids firing off punchlines like pros. Knock-knock classics with a twist—fresh and funny, ...

Hello, I’m Tangelo. I’m cute, I’m orange, and I love nothing more than a good ribbon tangle. Or any tangle, really. Unfortunately, my family of two-legs doesn’t always appreciate my creations. Well, they don’t understand art like I do, do they!? Just imagine, my biggest and best creation and the mum two-legs says, “Tangelo, you naughty kitty, what have you done?” Hey, what did she expect after accidentally shutting me in a room full of Christmas decorations? Ok, ok, I admit. I sneaked in. But honestly, what kitty could resist such temptation? Certainly not this tangle-loving ...

In a snowy neighborhood by a sparkling pond stands an ancient oak tree, magical, mysterious, and waiting for the bravest adventurers. When Ellie, Jake, Maya, Theo, and Ben discover its secrets while ice skating, they uncover a world full of enchanted train cars, mischievous snow sprites, flying cookies, and holiday magic like nothing they’ve ever imagined. From thrilling snowball battles and daring sled rides to magical school plays and the excitement of the Christmas parade, every day brings laughter, danger, and unforgettable adventure. But as Christmas Eve approaches, the children ...

"Forrest enchants as she delivers descriptions of Earth from above, the alluring winter snowscape, and jokes. This delightful listen will likely become a Christmas tradition." —AudioFile This program features a prologue read by the author. From the acclaimed, mega-bestselling Eoin Colfer comes...

Give your child the gift of warmth, love, and joy as you spend more quality time together during the Christmas season! Ahh, Christmas. The most wonderful time of the year. It’s a time to spend cozy nights by the toasty fire with a warm cup of cocoa in hand. Christmas is every parent’s chance to create unforgettable memories with their kids as they enjoy beautiful family traditions together. So, how about making your Christmas with your kids a lot more fun? “Bedtime Christmas Stories for Kids” by masterful storyteller Janice Ford brings out the love that you have for your kids in one...

Christmas Jokes 2026: A Hilarious Holiday Collection Celebrate 2026 with 2,026 belly laughs! Bring joy and laughter to your holiday season with this ultimate Christmas joke collection. Packed with 2,026 festive jokes—one for every day of the year—this book guarantees endless fun for families, friends, and anyone who loves to laugh. Whether gathered around the fireplace or hosting a party, it’s the perfect companion for holiday cheer. What Makes This Book Special 2,026 Original Christmas Jokes – From clever puns to witty one-liners, every joke is carefully crafted to spread smiles ...

When Uncle Lizard come to visit ** Amazon Prime Members can download this book for FREE!** Afternoon in the jungle – the air was hot, Lions in the shade with elephant and tot. All the hippos went into the water to play, For jungle animals - just an ordinary day.

James Patterson's blockbuster Alex Cross series has sold over 100 million copies – and now he's bringing those thrills to a new generation! Alex's son Ali is eager to follow in his father's footsteps as a detective, but when his best friend goes missing, what price will he have to pay to solve...