Horror Comedy Collections

Get ready to scream with laughter with the Bill of the Dead Saga - books 9-12 of the hilarious Tome of Bill Series – over 40 hours of horror comedy.

Gamer-turned-vampire Bill Ryder would rather play D&D than take this supernatural crap seriously. Too bad the ancient horrors threatening the world don’t appreciate his attitude. Now he’s got a choice: face his destiny, or let the Earth become a living Hell along with his social life.

Eight stories. Eight jerks. Eight very bad days. In these tales of poetic justice and visceral horror, nasty people get eaten, witches get even, and no one escapes unscathed. A cruel tourist becomes shark bait. Cannibal partners bond over troublemaker stew. Vampire cockroaches inherit the earth. And a very rude moviegoer learns to shut his popcorn-hole the hard way. Blending dark comedy with creature features, body horror with social satire, Tales From the Wrong Side of the Page serves up exactly what everyone deserves: justice with a side of terror. You'll laugh. You'll cringe. You'll ...

What's in your genes? Baker doesn't know...but he's about to find out! Baker Holden is just trying to get things together. Things have been getting a little strange. Unbeknownst to him, he's been visited by aliens and been indoctrinated into their breeding program. Their goal; the offspring that will carry his rare genetic make-up. Join Baker's complete adventures; where he faces his daughter's BFF, the Summer Interns, His Ex-Wife, and more! Is he prepared for what the aliens' manipulative breeding plan will do to the hearts and minds of all the fertile, unprotected ladies in his life? Find...

Winter doesn't just bring cold. It brings hunger. Winter Teeth collects eight tales of winter horror where the season is a character, and it doesn't play fair. From supernatural snowmen to predatory storms, from haunted apartments to corporate holiday parties gone wrong, these stories ask: what if winter had teeth? Dark, sharp, and ice-cold, this collection is for readers who like their holidays with a body count and their horror with a wink. Because nothing says "season's greetings" like frostbite and fear.

Benedict Cumberbatch reads Franz Kafka's famous story of man-turned-insect, Metamorphosis Winner of AudioFile Earphones...

Are you brave enough to finish this book? Welcome to Scary Stories That Will Make SH17 Yourself — a brutally twisted collection of terrifying, darkly humorous, and downright bizarre horror tales designed to make you sleep with the lights on… if you sleep at all. From haunted hospitals to possessed submarines, vengeful spirits to evil genies, were-pigs to brain-melting space voices, this book drags you through 30 original horror short stories, each crafted to keep your spine tingling, your heart racing, and your mind asking, “What the hell did I just read?” 🔪 Perfect for fans of: ...

A down-and-out rodeo champion follows a mysterious woman on the run with half a million dollars back to the bright lights of Las Vegas in the sequel to Hey, Cowboy, Wanna Get Lucky? “Baxter Black is Mark Twain served up with a little Groucho Marx.”—The Weekly Standard Two years after...

Hot. Sinister. Addictive. The “Stolen Milk Saga” is a darkly erotic ride where boundaries are stripped, everything drips, and no one leaves with a glass half empty. Last summer, Tessa, Claire and Romy broke into an abandoned dairy factory and left with a filthy secret that should have been buried forever. But someone was watching. Now, Tessa is trapped inside the factory again... only this time, she hasn’t broken in. She’s been taken. Face-to-face with the shadowy figure known only as The Milkman, she discovers she’s part of a life-altering experiment designed to strip her bare, ...

John Updike reads six stories he has selected from the hundred-odd he has published. "A&P", recounting a moral crisis on the checkout counter, is his most anthologized story. "Pigeon Feathers," the longest story included, tells of a fourteen-year-old boy's fear of death and the answer he finds...

When bar owner Devon Kincaid finds a bleeding man - a hot, hard, handsome, naked bleeding man - in the snow one night, she brings him home to care for him. He's definitely not like any man she's ever met before, but what she doesn't realize is that he's not just a man.

Shingles Audio Collection, Volume 4 begins with "Carnival of Psychos". In this story, Richie Spoonerman finds himself being chased by a psychotic clown in the Maze of Mirrors at the carnival. In "That Time of the Month", Molly Stein's life was hard enough before she started noticing some weird changes. For one, a suspicious number of people seem to be exploding around her. Plus much more!

A collection of stories: The Possessed Printer Blues: A woman buys a printer at a yard sale. The Long Day Sun: A photography student helps out a friend. Savory Taro Pudding: A short nightmare based on true events. Billionaire Babies: It turns out you can't trust billionaires. Bath Salts Vampire: Teen girls with low self-esteem + a drug dealer who thinks he's an ancient vampire. What could go wrong?

This collection contains Aliens vs ASS, Thicker than Blood, Action Kadabra, Jack-O-Pumpkins, G. I. R. L.: Guy in Real Life, and The Little Arsonist Girl.

Hot. Sinister. Addictive. The “Stolen Milk Saga” is a darkly erotic ride where boundaries are stripped, everything drips, and no one leaves with a glass half empty. Last summer, Claire, Tessa, and Romy broke into an abandoned dairy factory and left with a dirty secret. They never told anyone. But The Milkman was watching. And now it’s Claire’s turn. Finally faced with her friends, she discovers that their ordeal so far was just the beginning. Not only is she starting to forget what her husband even looks like, the experiment is stripping away her guilt and forcing her to confront ...

What happens when Kafka’s idiosyncratic imagination meets some of the greatest literary minds writing in English across the globe today? Find out in this anthology of brand-new Kafka-inspired short stories by prizewinning, bestselling writers. Franz Kafka is widely regarded as one of the...

Years of research into the world of wolves combines with mythical tale-telling to present a fantastical adventure set in a world filled with lore. The rules of the Wide Valley wolves were clear: Never consort with humans; never kill a human unprovoked; never allow a mixed-blood wolf to live. But...

This is a collection of all of my short stories. Please see the descriptions on each title. There is a love story or two, a comedy and even a dark tale. Hopefully something for everyone. Morton

The prestigious annual story anthology, featuring prize-winning stories by a diverse and exciting array of writers. Continuing a century-long tradition of cutting-edge literary excellence, this year's edition contains twenty prizewinning stories chosen from the thousands published in magazines...

It’s bad enough that its venom-dripping chelicerae can slice through flesh like warm butter. Worse? It’s right there under the bunk. It’s a fact now. To make it through the night, the children must obey the rules: don’t get out of bed, stay out of the shadows, and don’t wake the beast. But as the threats multiply, so do the rules of survival. And with the safety of dawn still hours away, the fun is just beginning.