Funny Wisdom

In this hilarious and thought-provoking read, Paulie Amigo challenges readers to embrace their flaws and recognize that everyone, including themselves, sucks in some way. Covering various topics from social media addiction to toxic relationships to materialism, You Suck offers practical advice on how to break free from negative habits and live a more fulfilling life. But don't just take our word for it - leave a review and let others know how much you loved the book. Share it on social media with your friends and tag your favorite influencers using the hashtags #YouSuckBook and #PaulieAmigo...

In the hills of Appalachia, humor and wisdom are mixed up forever in funny, wise stories that seem to grow more lustrous with each telling. Here are two of the best: "Uncle Frank Invents the Electron Microphone", Appalachian folk wisdom rolled into one of Davis' funniest stories; "Uncle Frank and the Crown Feed Boys", Davis' legendary Uncle Frank teaches a couple of traveling salesmen the lesson of their lives.

Will Rogers - pithy, political, and plainspoken - was one of the finest entertainers of his generation. As a great American humorist, it was considered an honor to be made fun of by him. By the time of his death in 1935, he had traveled the globe three times, written some four thousand articles, and was one of America's highest-paid film stars. He began his act in Vaudeville by saying, "All I know is what I read in the papers," while idly swinging a lasso he used for rope tricks.

Ageless Joy: Funny Affirmations for Seniors embark on a delightful journey filled with humor, wisdom, and the power of laughter. This heartwarming ebook is tailored to seniors who know that age is just a number and that a joyful spirit is timeless. Life is an adventure, and as we gracefully age, there's no better way to embrace it than with laughter and positivity. Within these pages, you'll find a collection of hilarious affirmations tailored for seniors who love to see the lighter side of life. Whether you're lifting your coffee cup in your daily exercise routine or showcasing your tech ...

Poetry; a unique and beautiful way to express feelings and ideas. Weaving words into perfect poetic prose, these thirty authors remind you of your childhood, bring comfort from the hardships of life, fiercely spur emotions, and tell tales of old. All lovers of poetry will find a favorite here! Featured authors include Jonathan Pratt, Douglas Allen Gohl, J.E. Feldman, Rebecca A. Demarest, E.L. Summers, Austin Worley, Jose Joel Robles, Dana Trick, Neethu Krishnan, Alize Atif, Stephen Schwei, Vanessa Bane, and Matthew Ivan Bennett.

A lot of funny, strange, and downright ridiculous things get said in a doctor's office. Just ask Dr. Randy Wisdom. A practicing physician for almost 50 years, he's heard it all. And he's been keeping notes. "This collection of real exam-room conversations draws heavily from the native Ozark mountain folk, the good country people of central Arkansas, and the African-Americans of the Mississippi Delta and inner-city Memphis," Dr. Wisdom recounts. "These are the peoples of my roots, and each has a manner of expression that is colorful and distinctive. "I claim, herein, to present the sayings ...

Get ready for a rib-tickling ride with "Dad Jokes Unleashed: Hilarity for the Whole Family"! This side-splitting book is packed to the brim with the finest, cringe-worthy dad jokes that will have everyone in stitches. Brace yourselves for an uproarious adventure as you navigate through puns, wordplay, and the cheesiest humor known to mankind. Whether you're gathered around the dinner table, embarking on a road trip, or simply in need of a good laugh, this book is your go-to source for guaranteed amusement. With "Dad Jokes Unleashed: Hilarity for the Whole Family" in hand, prepare to unleash...

Here's a very funny, inspired reflection by an Australian Labradoodle puppy on what he discovered about making life fun and meaningful. Lincoln has two cool dads in retirement who adopted him, and then wondered why, as they repeatedly cleaned up pee and poop in their beautiful home. But, in an instant, they watched themselves grow younger, happier, and much less aware of their aches and pains. At five-months-old, Lincoln had his dads sitting on the hillside, overlooking the lake, and walking through the woods on the way to the meadow, seeing with appreciation at what he was observing for ...

Knockabout brothers Gus and Steve Worland know a good joke when they hear one, and this smorgasbord of their favourite gags and yarns will keep the men in your life giggling all the way to the dunny and back. Full of the Worland brothers’ best jokes about being a dad, a son, a mate, a husband and much, much more, this collection gives you their funniest thigh-slappers, from one-liners and wait-for-its to shaggy dog stories, knock knocks, light bulb jokes, Aussie rhyming slang, the longest and shortest jokes in the world...and, of course, their choicest and most time-honoured dad jokes.

Knockabout brothers Gus and Steve Worland know a good joke when they hear one, and this smorgasbord of their favourite gags and yarns will keep the men in your life giggling all the way to the dunny and back. Full of the Worland brothers’ best jokes about being a dad, a son, a mate, a husband and much, much more, this collection gives you their funniest thigh-slappers, from one-liners and wait-for-its to shaggy dog stories, knock knocks, light bulb jokes, Aussie rhyming slang, the longest and shortest jokes in the world...and, of course, their choicest and most time-honoured dad jokes.