Funny Kids Classic

Welcome to Pig Meadow, where home construction meets comedy in the most spectacularly disastrous way possible. Percy, Pete, and Pablo aren’t just three little pigs—they’re DIY dreamers with wildly different building styles, zero building permits, and one very curious wolf watching from the sidelines. From sagging straw walls to stick structures held together by duct tape, and a brick fortress complete with a pizza oven, these pigs are about to learn that a good house isn’t just about what you build… it’s about who’s inside when the wind starts to blow. Packed with laugh-out-...

Jack and Jill went up the hill… but you’ve never heard the story quite like this. What begins as a simple chore to fetch a pail of water becomes an epic comedy of pratfalls, negotiations, and celestial sarcasm. Along the way, Jack and Jill discover: An angel stuck in the well with a chipped coffee mug and a bad attitude. A goose plotting political takeover (with radish-based bribery). A village ready to riot over “Soup Tea.” And the surprising truth about what it really means to fall—and get back up again. Packed with laughter, heart, and enough biscuits to feed an uprising, this ...

Four children's Great books, all rolled into one. best for bedtime stories beginner / early reader poetry for kids. best animals stories, value tales

Step into the Northwoods, where trees stretched taller than steeples, storms cracked louder than cannons, and laughter echoed across the rivers. Here lives Paul Bunyan — the mightiest lumberjack who ever walked the land — and his faithful companion, Babe the Blue Ox. From the moment Paul was born too big for his cradle, to the day he and Babe reshaped rivers, carved valleys, and cooked flapjacks on a griddle the size of a lake, their adventures grew into the tallest tales America has ever told. Taller than the pines, bigger than the mountains, funnier than a flapjack roof, this book ...

This audio edition includes narration by Stanley Tucci. Before Shrek made it big on the silver screen, there was William Steig's SHREK!, a book about an ordinary ogre who leaves his swampy childhood home to go out and see the world. Ordinary, that is, if a foul and hideous being who ends up...

In the heart of a distant and mystical forest, where the trees whisper secrets and the air is filled with a touch of magic, an unexpected rain begins to fall. This gentle shower sets the stage for an enchanting tale of friendship, adventure, and the wonders that happen when we open our hearts to others. Our story begins as the soft raindrops patter against the leaves, creating a serene melody that echoes throughout the forest. The magical forest seems to come alive, glowing with an ethereal light as each raindrop sparkles like a tiny diamond. The rain, though gentle, sends the forest's tiny...

Roald Dahl’s thrillingly grotesque book for young readers, now available in audio Mr. and Mrs. Twit are the smelliest, nastiest, ugliest people in the world. They hate everything–except playing mean jokes on each other, catching unsuspecting birds to put in their bird pies, and making their...

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Jack who traded his family’s only cow for a bag of talking beans. Yes, talking beans. Yes, he thought this was a good idea. From the moment those beans sprouted into a skyscraper-sized beanstalk and started offering unsolicited life advice, Jack found himself swept into a sky-high adventure filled with cranky landlords, unionizing poultry, musical flowers, and cloud squirrels who might just run the world someday. Packed with absurd humor, quick-witted banter, and fairy-tale chaos, Jack and the Beans Talk is a laugh-out-loud twist on the classic tale...

Give your child the gift of warmth, love, and joy as you spend more quality time together during the Christmas season! Ahh, Christmas. The most wonderful time of the year. It’s a time to spend cozy nights by the toasty fire with a warm cup of cocoa in hand. Christmas is every parent’s chance to create unforgettable memories with their kids as they enjoy beautiful family traditions together. So, how about making your Christmas with your kids a lot more fun? “Bedtime Christmas Stories for Kids” by masterful storyteller Janice Ford brings out the love that you have for your kids in one...

National Book Award Longlist * Bank Street Children's Book Committee Best Book of the Year ""Beautifully written and elegantly structured, this fantasy is as real as it gets.""—Franny Billingsley, author of Chime The Real Boy, Anne Ursu's follow-up to her widely acclaimed and beloved middle...

Get ready to Laugh Out Loud (a lot!) with James Patterson's illustrated middle grade story of a twelve-year-old boy starting his own book company for kids. Jimmy loves reading so much that he's inspired to start a book company for kids -- run by kids. It's a big dream for a twelve-year-old boy...

Welcome to the kingdom of Button, where fashion rules the land, glitter is considered a food group, and one emperor’s obsession with clothes leads to the most outrageous parade in history! In this hilarious retelling of the classic fairy tale, Emperor Vesti believes he’s about to debut the most magnificent outfit ever woven—one that only the wise can see. But when trickster tailors arrive with their “invisible” fabric, the entire kingdom gets tangled in a web of lies, laughter, and lightning-bolt bloomers. Packed with laugh-out-loud moments, slapstick mischief, and a parade no one...

Scarlet was three years old when her parents gave her Twinkle, a pink, dazzling elephant. She knew they were going to be best friends the minute she held her in her arms. As young as Scarlet is, she has such a beautiful, wide imagination, which she often let’s run free. She is also the adventurous kind. There are lots of fun moments of her and her best friend, Twinkle. They have so much fun going in the treehouse, going to the park together, and everywhere! Scarlet takes Twinkle with her everywhere she goes. The two make an incredible, adorable pair, and Scarlet believes she can get ...

From Publishers Weekly In his third installment (after A Short History of a Small Place and Off for the Sweet Hereafter of hilarious adventures narrated by young Louis Benfield of Neely, N.C., Pearson again spins a rollicking yarn with somber undertones and reveals himself to be a shrewd social commentator. Essentially the chronicle of the pursuit of a stolen Chevrolet that ends with the murder of a black man, the kernel of the story is embroidered on, digressed from, told and retold with deepening significance each time. Everything that goes on in the real worldincluding the sordid and the...

¡Ayuda! ¡Viene el lobo! ************************* Hace muchos años, en una tierra muy lejana Vivía la familia de un pastor que trabajaba de forma cotidiana Entre las montañas tan altas y las laderas tan empinadas Sus tres hijos mayores cuidaban de las ovejas mimadas.

This hardcover edition of the classic tale of THE WIND IN THE WILLOWS has been read and loved by children for generations. Start a new tradition of reading this timeless tale in your home today! Fully illustrated in color, bringing each tale to life Filled with humor, adventure and...

Does your child enjoy bedtime story books? Do they love funny stories with morals? Most childrens love to read or be read to,especially at night, just before they go to sleep. It is an incredibly important part of their lives and provides all sorts of benefits, from having a routine to improving skills like listening and concentration. Books for beginner readers come in all shapes and sizes of course and it is important to have a range of them to suit your child’s different moods. This book,Rodney the Rabbit Learns About Healthy Food, is great for having fun with your child as you retell ...

Welcome to the preview of Funny Stories and Knock Knock Jokes Bundle. This bundle consists of two audiobooks.

From #1 New York Times–bestselling author Dan Gemeinhart comes a spooky audiobook tale about a young baker whose Gingerbread Man creation comes to life with a fright—yet even monsters long for a friend. Perfect for fans of Creepy Carrots!, The Gingerbread Man Loose in the School, and Tim...

From the incomparable William Steig, creator of Shrek, comes an audio story that proves even a fox can be out-foxed by a clever mouse in Doctor De Soto, a Newbery Honor Book. "Doctor De Soto, the dentist, did very good work." With the aid of his able assistant, Mrs. De Soto, he copes with the...