Funny French

The new Haven Hollow novel is here! Paranormal Women’s Fiction from #1 Amazon bestseller, J.R. Rain, and New York Times bestseller, H.P. Mallory! Hi there! My name is Fifi and I’m a succubus... but I’m hopeless with men and relationships. Yes, a succubus is a type of sex demon, but the first thing you should know about me is that even though I was created to suck the life force from men, I’m actually a nice person. In fact, I can’t stand being a succubus because it goes against every moral fiber of my being. Truth be told, I’m a romantic at heart—all I really want is a loving ...

Daphne adorait la façon dont son fiancé, Peter, racontait leur histoire : leur coup de foudre, leur retour dans sa ville natale au bord du lac. Jusqu'à ce qu'il ajoute un chapitre final inattendu : il était, en fait, amoureux de sa meilleure amie d'enfance, Petra. C'est ainsi que Daphne se retrouve en coloc avec Miles, l'ex de Petra, qui vient lui aussi de se faire larguer. Ils n'ont rien en commun, sauf un coeur brisé, une bonne dose de rancoeur et une idée folle : s'afficher en « couple » pour semer le trouble.

The French Connection A Barefoot Haven Romance Welcome to Barefoot Haven—a sun-soaked, clothes-optional resort where the margaritas are strong, the golf carts are questionable, and the residents are anything but ordinary. When Frankie, the resort’s beloved owner, announces her retirement, panic ripples through the tight-knit (and tightly unclothed) community. But nothing sends shockwaves quite like her surprise buyer: Lucien Moreau, a scandalously handsome French film star tired of Hollywood’s spotlight and searching for something real. Lucien expects tranquility. He gets Velma. Sharp...

Learning a new language can be both exciting and intimidating, but "The 2000 Most Common Phrases for Conversation with Example Dialogues, Mnemonics, and Funny Short Stories" can help make the experience more enjoyable. This book, designed exclusively for English speakers, is your ultimate guide to mastering ordinary conversations in your new language, flawlessly mixing the skill of learning with the delight of communicating.

In the Literary World, anything is possible. The heroes and villains of famous stories can fight each other, and fictional historical figures can make an appearance. Mercutio of Romeo and Juliet recruits d’Artagnan of The Three Musketeers, The Scarlet Pimpernel, Scaramouche and Cyrano de Bergerac to fight some of the greatest villains of literature. While their ladies, Constance Bonacieux, Marguerite St. Just, Aline de Kercadiou and Roxane, try to escape the villains’ clutches.

Roxie If it weren’t for bad luck, I wouldn’t have any luck at all Here I am, on my honeymoon in the most romantic city in the world. Alone. Sure, my no-good fiance left me at the altar for my maid of honor and best friend. Ex-best friend. Ex-fiance. Ex-old life. But I’m not about to let that stop me from having the best solo honeymoon ever. I’m in Paris for two weeks, determined to go from exes to O’s. Turns out, even a trip across the world isn’t enough to outrun my streak of bad luck. Then I find Remy. Or maybe Remy finds me. Because I may be running for my life— But I have ...

Ultimate fighting bears, a fat king who poops himself, zombies, donkey “bits”, and a fart. These are not the things you’d expect to find in the Bible, but they’re all there. If you thought the Bible was dull, think again. This is your chance to discover all the parts of the Bible they don’t teach you in Sunday school - but probably should.

Une histoire drôle, écrit dans un langage d' espagnol simple, facile pour les élèves de langue de niveau élémentaire. Amusant et facile à comprendre, le texte a été modifié et simplifié pour accroître la compréhension du langage en utilisant une formulation simple, des phrases courtes, et modérées, le vocabulaire de niveau élémentaire. Écoute-le maintenant, pratiquer votre espagnol et riez!

A FROM the Amazon top-selling comedy writer, a BRAND NEW tale of love, devotion, and poo bags... "A mini-book that will melt your heart..." 'Hey, Mary - it will be great,' they all told me. 'Get a puppy, and you'll have a loyal companion who will love you as no one has ever loved you before.' Three weeks later and the furniture is chewed to pieces, half my shoes and socks are missing, the house training is not going well at all, and when I took him to a restaurant, he started humping the waiter's leg. I had to pull him off as he clung on with his claws, still humping the air as I pulled him...

Une histoire drôle, écrit dans un langage d'espagnol simple, facile pour les élèves de langue de niveau élémentaire. Amusant et facile à comprendre, le texte a été modifié et simplifié pour accroître la compréhension du langage en utilisant une formulation simple, des phrases courtes, et modérées, le vocabulaire de niveau élémentaire. Écoute-le maintenant, pratiquer votre espagnol et riez!

In Romance: Quickies (Brooke's Encounter - 8), Brooke has a rendezvous with an alluring Frenchman who speaks the language of love...which sometimes gets lost in translation. When their encounter takes an unusual turn, Brooke wonders if she can salvage the evening. Luckily, her determination to win the bet leads her into the arms of the perfect hookup: her former flame. Seven friends living in New York City. One unusual competition. Who can have the most intimate encounters in a month? Ten thousand dollars is on the line... Quickies are bite-sized steamy stories that follow a group of women ...

Kipper has one, two, three, four, five, six favourite toys. But he's worried. Someone or something has been nibbling a hole in his toybox. What can it be? And are his toys safe? If you listen very closely you might just hear the answer...it's a little mouse! Kipper has been a much-loved picture book character for over 25 years.

Dans le village de Bonavita, c'est la fête tous les jours. Le soleil brille, les marguerites semblent sourire et les moineaux chantent le bonheur, au grand plaisir de tous les habitants. Enfin...de la plupart des habitants. Ezio le chat, lui, en a assez de cette comédie musicale qui rythme son quotidien. Trouvera-t-il une façon de faire taire ces drôles de moineaux?