Funny Erotica

The Bookworm Box is proud to present Two More Days, our second anthology installment. Much like the first installment, Two More Days is an exciting and unique listening experience with contributions from several of our charity's featured authors. Each author was given the same first sentence. Where they took that sentence was completely up to them.

From the New York Times bestselling authors of The Unhoneymooners and Love and Other Words, a story of friends, love, and lust in this sequel to Sweet Filthy Boy. Despite their rowdy hookups, Harlow and Finn don’t even like each other...which would explain why their marriage lasted only twelve...

This bundle includes Seven Years, Six Months, and Five Weeks. 

♥♥What do naked caterpillars, tea parties with no cups, and a Queen prone to shouting ‘Off with their bush!’ have in common?♥♥ Read Adult Fairytales to find out. Inside this book: Alice’s Rabbit Hole Riding Red Cleaning Cinder’s Box Climbing Jack’s Beanstalk Gretel’s Candy Dungeon Snow Takes Seven Beauty Takes a Beasting

This 3 book bundle is a great deal and packed with hot dino action. For all your girl-on-dinosaur erotica and romance needs, this bundle packs a punch of raptor and t-rex sex. Your fantasies will never be the same. Contains: 1. The T-Rex in My Bed 2. Bred by the T-Rex 3. Rammed by the Raptor PLUS: a special bonus gift.

Tripping into a gorgeous man when signing up at a Habitat for Humanity build should be a bonus, right? Not when that hunk decides it would be fun to prank me. To be fair, I'm not what I'd call "handy." I'm a genius at styling my clients, but manual labor isn't my thing. Still, I'm determined to better myself by helping my community. Then Owen too-hot-to-be-human Philips told me to show up wearing hazmat-level gear. He's all apologetic now, being nice and sweet and hot. I'm ready to forgive and forget. To be honest, I'm also ready to climb him like a freaking tree.

This book was previously published as “The Babysitter’s First Menage” by Reba Bale. Sammie has a big secret – and it involves her older boss! The college co-ed works as a daytime nanny for Mr. and Mrs. Ruiz after her morning classes. While Mr. Ruiz works at home, Sammie watches the baby. Except sometimes when the baby is taking his nap, Sammie takes care of her boss instead. She knows it’s wrong, but the handsome older man makes her feel things that she’s never felt before. Naughty things. Until the day Mrs. Ruiz unexpectedly comes home to find Sammie kissing her husband. The ...

💎Collector’s Edition — The Complete Twenty-Four Story Saga - Over 200K words across two dozen dark, addictive stories of power and submission. This definitive edition brings every chapter of the Dara Nichols legacy together in one stunning collection. 🔥Smart Erotica for Smart Readers🔥 Dara Nichols is the English Lit. professor you never knew you needed… and class is still in session. 💋 From New York Times, USA TODAY and #1 Erotica bestselling author Marata Eros comes the complete DARA NICHOLS series—24 daring, delicious, and darkly funny novelettes bundled into one ...

This book was previously published as “Spicing Up My Marriage” by Reba Bale. Facing the possibility of divorce, three loving couples decide to try something drastic in this 3 book collection… sharing their deepest, darkest fantasies with strangers. Is your marriage on the rocks? Our Resuscitate Your Marriage retreat will help you move past your marital issues and bring new life to your relationship. We use non-traditional approaches and innovative ideas to save even the most troubled marriage. The retreat at a luxury Caribbean island sounded like just the ticket to safely explore ...

Kuntar, a young barbarian out of Cumeria, wanders in search of glory, riches, and adventure. Raised in the slave pits of Dorakakakaka, trained from birth as a warrior, and massively endowed with a great … strength. He has but two skills: bringing swift death to enemies, and immense pleasure to women. Ep1. Kuntar and The Crystal Cock Kuntar becomes lost in a magical forest, where lesser men are incapacitated, or disappear. The Cumerian meets a mischievous She-Goblin who promises him a great prize, a priceless crystal phallus…for a cost. Ep 2. Kuntar and The Valley of The Sluts After ...

You’ve read plenty of erotica, but you’ve never read anything like this. This story pokes fun at everything you love about erotica, and will turn you on and also make you laugh. Bailey is a repressed, uptight, and nerdy college student. While her roommates are having fun on a Saturday night, she is in her dorm room, studying alone, just like every weekend. However, she didn’t count on a visit from an alien on a mission, a mission to help her get some action and stop being so uptight. Of course, not just any alien shows up, but a quadrillionaire alien shifter named Christian Gray (note...

I wasn't prepared for just how great that probe would feel… When I was suddenly abducted by grey, squishy aliens, I was confused and afraid. But I quickly learned that they were big on informed consent and really wanted me to enjoy my probing. I was about to feel things I never imagined possible when the alien took my butt with his big, squishy probe...

This book was previously published as “Exploring His Fantasy” by Reba Bale. Is there room in their marriage for another man to join them? After ten years of marriage, Brooke finally tells her husband her ultimate fantasy: a ménage a trois -- with two men. Michael has always been staunchly straight, so he is shocked when Brooke’s suggestion brings up a secret desire to have his first gay experience. A Marriage Survival Retreat seems like the perfect opportunity for them to explore their secret desires and have a hot adventure in a safe environment. When they’re matched up with an ...

Space Bimbos are human too, right? ...and Sam is finding he's their ultimate Alpha Male! in this EPIC collection! Sam's a geek for alien abduction stories. Heck, he's even been seeking them out, hoping to join the ranks. His dreams were never quite like this, though, as he finds himself abducted by a crew of gorgeous Bimbos from Space!. Seems as if this long-lost human civilization doesn't have a clue about real men, and Sam's more than happy to teach them the hot and steamy truth. He'll need courage, wisdom, and all the stamina he can muster to protect his new benefactors from the harsh ...

Feyre has returned to the Spring Court, determined to gather information on Tamlin’s actions and learn what she can about the invading king threatening to bring her land to its knees. But to do so she must play a deadly game of deceit. One slip could bring doom not only for Feyre but for everything—and everyone she holds dear.

Award-winning author William Kent Krueger has gained an immense fan base for his Cork O’Connor series. In Ordinary Grace, Krueger looks back to 1961 to tell the story of Frank Drum, a boy on the cusp of manhood. A typical 13-year-old with a strong, loving family, Frank is devastated when a tragedy forces him to face the unthinkable - and to take on a maturity beyond his years.

For the first time in one collection, The Sapphic Sorceresses Saga: The Birthstone Trilogy combines all the romance and horror of Lidia and Ember’s exciting fight for their love and their battle to stop a magickal war from breaking out. Forbidden from their love: go back to Churchhaven College to where it all began. Separated from their love: return to Glaadmor Manor and Lidia’s fight to rescue Ember. Punished for their love: face the pits of Hell and hold on to Lidia and Ember’s story one more time. All your favorite witches, warlocks, and everyone in between, all in one magickal ...

Julie is recent university graduate in journalism working for a major American newspaper. A virgin, she throws herself into her career, which includes unraveling the true and shocking identity of B.G. Foote, the billionaire CEO of Burton Industries. When she humiliates Foote at the press conference, she is forced to submit to his total dominance in order to keep her job. This billionaire Bigfoot spanking domination BBW erotica will get you laughing...and cumming back for more.

KRAMPUS IN THE SHEETS A Holiday Erotic Horror Comedy by Leeanne Vincent He checks his list twice. She begs to be on the naughty side. Eliza isn’t feeling the holiday spirit. Her ex ruined Christmas, her patience is thinner than tinsel, and the only man she wants is fictional—or at least fictional adjacent. After one too many spiked ciders, she vents her frustration by scribbling a drunken wish onto a mysterious black glass ornament: “I want someone who can handle me.” The next morning, her chimney spits out six feet of horned, hooved, and hellishly hot holiday punishment. Krampus ...

"I LOVED THE IMAGINATION OF THIS AUTHOR!" ~ Satisfied Kindle Reader "FIVE STARS!" ~ Multiple Fans "ALICE CROWLEY IS ONE OF OUR GREATEST LIVING WRITERS!" ~ Author G. Taylor In this 5K-word swollen and throbbing erotic short story, a woman named Jeanine joins her husband on a swinger couple's cruise, only Jeanine is suddenly blamed for stealing an emerald necklace from the ship's most executive passenger. Now it's a race against time as Jeanine and a handsome PI named Bridge Hoffa must find the true culprit in the theft. As the evidence begins to mount, it now appears as if that priceless ...