Funny Erotica

From the New York Times bestselling authors of The Unhoneymooners and Love and Other Words, a story of friends, love, and lust in this sequel to Sweet Filthy Boy. Despite their rowdy hookups, Harlow and Finn don’t even like each other...which would explain why their marriage lasted only twelve...

The Bookworm Box is proud to present Two More Days, our second anthology installment. Much like the first installment, Two More Days is an exciting and unique listening experience with contributions from several of our charity's featured authors. Each author was given the same first sentence. Where they took that sentence was completely up to them.

♥♥What do naked caterpillars, tea parties with no cups, and a Queen prone to shouting ‘Off with their bush!’ have in common?♥♥ Read Adult Fairytales to find out. Inside this book: Alice’s Rabbit Hole Riding Red Cleaning Cinder’s Box Climbing Jack’s Beanstalk Gretel’s Candy Dungeon Snow Takes Seven Beauty Takes a Beasting

This 3 book bundle is a great deal and packed with hot dino action. For all your girl-on-dinosaur erotica and romance needs, this bundle packs a punch of raptor and t-rex sex. Your fantasies will never be the same. Contains: 1. The T-Rex in My Bed 2. Bred by the T-Rex 3. Rammed by the Raptor PLUS: a special bonus gift.

This bundle includes Seven Years, Six Months, and Five Weeks.

KRAMPUS IN THE SHEETS A Holiday Erotic Horror Comedy by Leeanne Vincent He checks his list twice. She begs to be on the naughty side. Eliza isn’t feeling the holiday spirit. Her ex ruined Christmas, her patience is thinner than tinsel, and the only man she wants is fictional—or at least fictional adjacent. After one too many spiked ciders, she vents her frustration by scribbling a drunken wish onto a mysterious black glass ornament: “I want someone who can handle me.” The next morning, her chimney spits out six feet of horned, hooved, and hellishly hot holiday punishment. Krampus ...

When my husband tells me he’s going to miss our anniversary, he tries to make it up to me by buying jewelry. Little does he know, I’m going to enjoy the jeweler instead! It’s my tenth anniversary and I’m about to spend the night alone while my cheating husband gets down and dirty with his latest girlfriend. Trying to ease his guilty conscience, my husband sends me to the most exclusive jeweler in Los Angeles and tells me to buy whatever I want. But when I meet the charming and handsome jeweler, my private shopping trip turns into so much more… They say two wrongs don’t make a ...

This book was previously published as “The Babysitter’s First Menage” by Reba Bale. Sammie has a big secret – and it involves her older boss! The college co-ed works as a daytime nanny for Mr. and Mrs. Ruiz after her morning classes. While Mr. Ruiz works at home, Sammie watches the baby. Except sometimes when the baby is taking his nap, Sammie takes care of her boss instead. She knows it’s wrong, but the handsome older man makes her feel things that she’s never felt before. Naughty things. Until the day Mrs. Ruiz unexpectedly comes home to find Sammie kissing her husband. The ...

This book was previously published as "Financial Punishment: the Naughty C.P.A." by Reba Bale What happens when the people who make your pleasure toys decide to let their hair down? Toys for Grown-Ups is the leading national retailer for adult activities. But even toy developers need downtime, so CEO Robert Calloway decides to take his team to the mountains for a team-building retreat. One that will have plenty of time for fun… Elaine Robertson feels like the lone voice of reason in her company. As the chief financial officer, she’s more worried about audits and spreadsheets than ...

Tripping into a gorgeous man when signing up at a Habitat for Humanity build should be a bonus, right? Not when that hunk decides it would be fun to prank me. To be fair, I'm not what I'd call "handy." I'm a genius at styling my clients, but manual labor isn't my thing. Still, I'm determined to better myself by helping my community. Then Owen too-hot-to-be-human Philips told me to show up wearing hazmat-level gear. He's all apologetic now, being nice and sweet and hot. I'm ready to forgive and forget. To be honest, I'm also ready to climb him like a freaking tree.

You’ve read plenty of erotica, but you’ve never read anything like this. This story pokes fun at everything you love about erotica, and will turn you on and also make you laugh. Bailey is a repressed, uptight, and nerdy college student. While her roommates are having fun on a Saturday night, she is in her dorm room, studying alone, just like every weekend. However, she didn’t count on a visit from an alien on a mission, a mission to help her get some action and stop being so uptight. Of course, not just any alien shows up, but a quadrillionaire alien shifter named Christian Gray (note...

In "Lucky Dip," we meet Peggy Pritz, a passionate chocolatier facing the sweet pressure of creating the ultimate ice cream flavor for Hestle Inc. Her boss, the infamous perfectionist M. Chocolatier, has raised the stakes, and she's determined to craft a masterpiece that could make or break her career. However, in a comical twist of fate, Peggy’s concentration takes a tumble—literally! While pouring her rich dark chocolate blend, she slips and plunges headfirst into a vat of chocolate ice cream. Imagine a scene straight out of a slapstick comedy: as Peggy emerges from the icy depths, ...

💎Collector’s Edition — The Complete Twenty-Four Story Saga - Over 200K words across two dozen dark, addictive stories of power and submission. This definitive edition brings every chapter of the Dara Nichols legacy together in one stunning collection. 🔥Smart Erotica for Smart Readers🔥 Dara Nichols is the English Lit. professor you never knew you needed… and class is still in session. 💋 From New York Times, USA TODAY and #1 Erotica bestselling author Marata Eros comes the complete DARA NICHOLS series—24 daring, delicious, and darkly funny novelettes bundled into one ...

Slutever is a call-to-arms, a confessional memoir, and a slut manifesto—and it's all thanks to a sex-radical hedonist in a pink PVC mini dress. "Slut" is a great word. It just sounds perfect-so sharp and clear and beautiful. It's one of those satisfying four letter words, like cunt and fuck...

Blood tells all. Vervain Lavine has been through Hell. Two Hells actually, one of which she's been barred from. Despite all that, things are going pretty well for the Godhunter. At least they were until she turned on the news. Crops across America are dying, children in Hawaii are missing, and havoc is being wrecked upon her nightclub, Moonshine. It's obviously God messing with her again but which one is it this time? There's so many gods who want her dead these days. Then one wrong word sends her tumbling into an unknown realm. A strange place filled with even stranger beings who seem to ...

Picking up where Beautiful Bastard left off, Chloe Mills and Bennett Ryan continue their steamy, combative relationship in this novella from the New York Times bestselling authors of Love and Other Words and The Unhoneymooners. Just when Chloe’s career starts to take off, Bennett wishes it...

This book was previously published as “Exploring His Fantasy” by Reba Bale. Is there room in their marriage for another man to join them? After ten years of marriage, Brooke finally tells her husband her ultimate fantasy: a ménage a trois -- with two men. Michael has always been staunchly straight, so he is shocked when Brooke’s suggestion brings up a secret desire to have his first gay experience. A Marriage Survival Retreat seems like the perfect opportunity for them to explore their secret desires and have a hot adventure in a safe environment. When they’re matched up with an ...

Julie is recent university graduate in journalism working for a major American newspaper. A virgin, she throws herself into her career, which includes unraveling the true and shocking identity of B.G. Foote, the billionaire CEO of Burton Industries. When she humiliates Foote at the press conference, she is forced to submit to his total dominance in order to keep her job. This billionaire Bigfoot spanking domination BBW erotica will get you laughing...and cumming back for more.

Space Bimbos are human too, right? ...and Sam is finding he's their ultimate Alpha Male! in this EPIC collection! Sam's a geek for alien abduction stories. Heck, he's even been seeking them out, hoping to join the ranks. His dreams were never quite like this, though, as he finds himself abducted by a crew of gorgeous Bimbos from Space!. Seems as if this long-lost human civilization doesn't have a clue about real men, and Sam's more than happy to teach them the hot and steamy truth. He'll need courage, wisdom, and all the stamina he can muster to protect his new benefactors from the harsh ...

This book was previously published as “Spicing Up My Marriage” by Reba Bale. Facing the possibility of divorce, three loving couples decide to try something drastic in this 3 book collection… sharing their deepest, darkest fantasies with strangers. Is your marriage on the rocks? Our Resuscitate Your Marriage retreat will help you move past your marital issues and bring new life to your relationship. We use non-traditional approaches and innovative ideas to save even the most troubled marriage. The retreat at a luxury Caribbean island sounded like just the ticket to safely explore ...