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When petty criminal Cal Carver is locked in a cell with a deranged, semi-naked cannibal, he suspects his life has hit its lowest point. He is mistaken. Abducted by aliens and whisked across the galaxy, Cal is thrown into a team of misfits and criminals and sent on a top secret mission for the president of Space. And that's when everything starts to go very, very wrong....

Running a bed and breakfast in deep space is all about location, location, location. And a strict "no laser-fights in the lobby" policy. My name is Sam Cooper. After years of grinding away in the core worlds, I took my life savings, bought a decommissioned space station on the edge of the neutral zone, and opened a rustic Bed & Breakfast. No galactic politics, no corporate wars. Just me, a stellar view of the cosmos, and my grandmother's secret recipe for buttermilk pancakes. I just wanted a quiet life. But it turns out, a cozy, neutral-ground B&B at the edge of the galaxy is exactly what ...

Boxed set of the first three bestselling Vampire Love Story novels, including: VAMPIRE LOVE STORY (#1) Josiah Reign is a lover and a fighter. Out for a simple jog, he happens upon a young woman who needs help. So Josiah does what he does best. He takes on her attackers...all five of them, in fact. Little does Josiah know that this one act of goodwill will introduce him to a very strange world, a world of dreams...and nightmares. For this woman, Lena, is not who she seems, and her friends are the stuff of legends. Worse yet, Josiah finds himself falling for not one, but two of these deadly ...

A vintage airplane. A lightning storm. A rescue at the edge of danger. Through stories of courage and history, Mr. Howard taught Jonathan and Robert Wright about life and family. He also taught them how to fly using his vintage seaplane. Now accomplished pilots, the Wright Cousins are using the old plane to search for an airplane that vanished in the nearby mountains during World War 2. While closing in on a clue, a lightning storm sweeps in. The mountains erupt into flames. Friends are trapped. And suddenly the cousins aren't just solving a mystery—they're racing to save lives. Can the ...

At last, we have nearly reached the end of our grim tale. When the Handsome Lawyer proposes (gross, love), Barnacle, Melancholy, and Garlic do not react well, sparking a cross-country adventure to bring the man Miss Emily loves back home. Unfortunately, everywhere the triplets go, trouble follows, and in this case, so do a bunch of wild characters, making it hard to stay under the radar. All the while Mr. Weirdie and the Enchantress are holding Miss Emily captive, forcing her to teach them how to be good people. Will anyone get the happy ending they deserve?

Meet Tommy Martini, the monk with an anger management problem. His meditations are interrupted by a legacy from his uncle, a crooked priest. Arriving in a New Age Arizona town to claim his inheritance, Brother Tommy meets a charismatic, smoking-hot cult leader who claims that women are being impregnated by alien beings while they sleep. Tommy’s own sleep is disturbed - by cartel hitmen, Mafia bill collectors, and women intrigued by his vow of chastity.

An alien cat turned me into a superweapon. I was homeless on the streets of Third York when it happened. Then the military arrived and gave me a choice. Enlist or die. The next thing I knew, I was fighting giant robots at the Xenoforce Academy's boot camp. Figuring out superpowers and energy levels was hard enough, but I had to deal with a mind-reading alien princess, a team of gorgeous women, and a femme fatale in charge of the whole operation. Oh, and a galactic conspiracy is threatening all of humanity. It's up to me and my new feline friend to set things right. A civil war's brewing on ...

Dive into the action-packed world of Trapped in the Battle Royale, where gaming becomes reality! Follow Jax, a pro gamer, as he’s unexpectedly sucked into his favorite video game, Battle Royale. Now, it’s not just about playing to win—it's about surviving. With the help of the fearless and witty Skye, Jax must learn to fight, build, and outsmart his enemies to claim victory and escape back to the real world. Packed with heart-racing battles, clever strategies, and hilarious banter, this chapter book is perfect for kids who love gaming, adventure, and underdog heroes. Whether you're a ...

Submarines. Planes. And a secret mission. The Wright Cousins have their hands full trying to recover not one, but two historic World War 2 airplanes. Then Robert receives a confusing, urgent message: Top-Secret Priority Mission—Locate and recover MMERMS immediately. DESTROY IF NECESSARY. The message is directed at Kimosoggy, a secret agent codename the cousins haven’t heard since their trip to Washington, DC. “Don’t answer it,” says Kimberly, “it just means trouble.” And trouble it is. The Wright Cousins may become its next target. What is MMERMS and how can they stop it? ...

When you offer therapy to monsters, it’s wise to keep a sword handy. Master swordsman Logan Snow thought trading epic quests for a cozy counseling center would be his happily-ever-after. After all, when you delve into a giant’s dark past or advise an ogre with anger issues, what could go wrong? When a letter arrives bearing the grim news that Logan’s old mentor has been captured by a powerful warlock and imprisoned in his citadel, he must dust off his sword and attempt a desperate rescue. He rallies a group of unlikely heroes including Tressa, an alluring and deadly magician, and ...

The end of the world was just the beginning for Steve. One brutal hangover. One zombie apocalypse. Zero chance of survival unless you’re Steve. Armed with a samurai sword, a handful of stolen steak knives, and a dangerously bad attitude, Steve stumbles out of his wrecked apartment and into the end of the world. The infected are everywhere. Civilization is collapsing. Unfortunately for humanity, Steve is not exactly hero material. But the apocalypse has a funny way of forcing you to grow up. Across six action-packed books, Steve battles relentless zombie hordes, unhinged survivors, and ...

The town of Franklin Falls is having its 100th birthday. And that means the town’s historic time capsule is about to be dug up and put on display by the proud citizens. Yeah, well, not if the crooked mayor has his way. Good thing all-around smart kid Leon Karakostas is one step ahead of him. Leon and his twin sister, Noel, and his crew - Pixie, Microscope, and Aardvark - find themselves in a mad dash to the dump, on a rooftop chase, and caught up in a showdown with a mysterious grandma.

New middle school? Scary. Falling into a world of dragons and dark magic? Terrifying. Twin siblings Kyle and Kenzie thought starting a new middle school was their biggest problem until a mysterious, golden dragon yanked them through a portal into a realm filled with mythical beasts, skeletal soldiers, and wand-wielding witches. Stranded in a dangerous world where magic rules and nothing is as it seems, the twins join forces with a tiny dragon who’s lost his magic, and an ex-assassin with a haunted past. Their mission? Stop a power-hungry necromancer, survive an army of undead, and somehow...

Bing. Bang. Boom. That’s how Charlotte’s life is going. First, her summer romance lands on the rocks, because reality is, she has bills to pay - and that’s hard to do when you're an archaeologist living in rural East Texas. Bing. Then an opportunity drops in on her she can’t say no to, because she signed a contract. But, in a weird way, this is her passion - digging up bones and researching ancient history - even if it’s not exactly her field of expertise. So she takes the job. Bang. And now the BOOM. Her old colleague is back from the dead, working with a past nemesis. She’s ...

This enhanced audiobook is narrated by Johnathan McClain LitRPG fans: there’s a new player in town. In the first book in Ryan Rimmel’s fantastical Noobtown series, a young man dies only to find himself the hero in a strange new world. It could be worse. You could be stuck with a literal...

From the international bestselling author of The Cursed Thief and The Blood King comes a harrowing thrill ride through an apocalyptic New York City! My name is Frank Moon, and I’m surrounded by death. Until today, I thought I’d seen everything in my time as a cop. Nope, not even close. Believe it or not, a meteor just landed in Central Park! The damn thing brought along a hellish radiation too. The strobing red emission has altered the genetic code of the people who witnessed it enter Earth’s atmosphere. Lucky for me, I was too busy binge-watching my favorite TV show or I would’ve ...

Mostly powerless. Completely clueless. Once, they stood next to justice. Now they're standing up for it... When sworn protectors of Earth, the Justice Platoon, are all horribly killed, their former arch-enemies come crawling out of the woodwork. Outnumbered, outgunned, and out of options, the US Government has no choice but to activate the Sidekicks Initiative, dragging the Platoon's middle-aged ex-sidekicks out of retirement.

Hi. My name is Jack, and I’m a 400-kilogram combat android. The Hegemony built me to hunt down rebels, crush resistance, and kill anyone stupid enough to stand in my way, so naturally, I joined the rebels. It made sense at the time. Have you ever heard of Sean Robins? Neither had I. Then someone informed me that apparently he’s my creator. Yes. Imagine my disappointment. I’m a two-meter-tall, 400-kilogram killing machine capable of tearing armored soldiers apart with my bare hands, and my creator turns out to be a nerdy English teacher from a country that doesn’t even exist in my ...

Meet Xavier Johnson—the star wide receiver of the Chicago Thunderhawks, a man idolized and envied, and always the center of the spotlight. But the arrival of a new rookie shakes his world when he meets the rookie's sister, the alluring Emma Thompson, a sports psychologist with a striking presence and relentless spirit! In the wake of Xavier's ex-girlfriend flaunting her new love, a rival football player, the field heats up off the game as well! Xavier, unable to resist Emma's charm, proposes a risqué deal—He will mentor Emma’s talented brother, Jeff, if she agrees to be his fake ...

The first novel in the First Law Trilogy from New York Times bestseller, Joe Abercrombie. Logen Ninefingers, infamous barbarian, has finally run out of luck. Caught in one feud too many, he's on the verge of becoming a dead barbarian—leaving nothing behind him but bad songs, dead friends, and...