Bath Time

If you give Oberon the Irish wolfhound a bath, he's going to ask you for a story. Fortunately, his human, Atticus, has many centuries of life under his belt as the Iron Druid, and a whole lot of stories to share. Enjoy twelve new short stories from the New York Times bestselling series the Iron Druid Chronicles. Join Oberon and his Boston terrier buddy, Starbuck, in the tub as they hear about Corrie Ten Boom, Junko Tabei, Francisco de Miranda, Johannes Kepler, and many other figures from history spanning centuries. Sack Rome with King Alaric of the Visigoths or have a think with Auguste Rodin!

Books seven and eight in Shannon Hale and Dean Hale's New York Times best-selling series take the Princess in Black on two of her biggest adventures yet!

Fun can be had anywhere, as the gay men in these sizzling flash fiction stories know all too well. In Quickie #1, River Relief, Nate explores his adventurous side with his teammate, Travis. In Quickie #2, Riding Solo, Luke enjoys the view during a biking excursion. Perhaps a little too much. In Quickie #3, Late Night Session, Kev and Dane work out more than just their muscles at the gym. In Quickie #4, Dance Party, Brad and Joe get frisky on the dance floor. In Quickie #5, Shower for Two, Jack and Ira have fun while getting clean. In Quickie #6, Beach Bums, best friends Neil and Will ...

The Princess in Black is in a very stinky situation. A foul cloud is plaguing the goat pasture, and it smells worse than a pile of dirty diapers or a trash can on a hot summer day. But every time the Princess in Black and her friend, the Goat Avenger, manage to get rid of the odor, they accidentally blow it to another kingdom! Other masked heroes and their trusty companions show up to help, but how do you battle a stench when your ninja moves fail? Fans with a nose for slapstick will be tickled to see the six stalwart friends join their wits to take on an impossibly beastly stink.

Luna loved her royal life, she loved her big comfortable stable with its huge cozy straw bed. She loved eating juicy grass in the fields and rolling around in the mud.

And so begins a hilarious dip into the choppy waters of a nightly ritual that parents and children alike often dread. Filled with soapsuds, rubber duckies, and existential angst, Simon Rich’s book is a splashy tale of cleanliness - and survival. This irreverent treat about facing fear and embracing adventure might just change the way you see bath time (and your bathroom) forever.

Lord Appleton may be a bit of a rake but he’s never been one to lose his head at the gaming tables. Yet he loses everything on a night of which he has no memory. How will he dower his sisters? Where will they live when the vile man who bought his debts forces them from their house in Bath? Lord Appleton will do anything to reclaim their house and avoid hurting his family—even if it means having to marry a peculiar heiress. When Miss Dorothea Pankhurst arrives in Bath with her ailing father—and the four cats she’s never without—she is ignorant of the ways of Society, having never ...

Sophie broke up with John tonight. Even after his pleads, she said no. But she did love his parting gift, bath salts. Too bad for her, he gives them to every girl he doesn't want to survive.

The Fart Powder was such a successful invention that Doctor Proctor couldn't stop there. Next up: a Time-Travel Bath Bomb. Throw the Bath Bomb in the tub, lather up, and imagine where you'd like to visit. The battle of Waterloo? No problem. The French Revolution? Let's go! Doctor Proctor has plans for this new invention. Years ago he lost his true love, Juliette Margarine, and now he wants to change the past and win her back. But when his plan goes awry, it's up to Nilly and Lisa to travel in time and save the day.

Lose yourself in this collection of steamy gay stories about the vampire doctor who examined more than he should have, one mafia vampire enforcing his rules on the innocent, the cowboy who got more of a bucking than he expected, and more.

Risa and Laura have been best friends since childhood, and they have a secret. When they were little, they took baths together. as they grew up, unbeknownst to their parents and friends, they kept it up, an innocent time of relaxation between friends. They never even considered having lez sex. That is until Risa said that she might be moving away. So, Laura decides the next bath will have to be extra special, and she's determined to give Risa her first, and best, Lesbian sex experience with her hands, her mouth, and her brand new sex toy.

The Sixth in the Coma Mysteries. For Abbey Roads and her small group of time-traveling friends at Castlereagh, the winter of 1971 is a time of turmoil and uncertainty. A mysterious and deadly disease is affecting parts of Europe and their beloved, Castlereagh is taken over by the sufferers. Stumbling upon a secret eighteenth-century underground lair, Abbey is at first curious until she and her friends discover bones and a sordid story of a nefarious lord. With the movie actor, Rupert, only keeping one foot inside the door, Abbey and her friends are occupied by the recent case of a missing ...

Otter and Teddy love to play in the garden. But when they get dirty, they have to do something they do not love at all: take a bath! Otter Keeper says bath time is fun, but Otter and Teddy are not so sure....

This is my story about having to take a bath and all of the things I go through trying to get out of it.

Come on, chickies, time to scrub! Splash time, bathtime in the tub! Jump in the tub in this playful bathtime book!

Baby Bear wants to go on one more adventure before bed – a quick trip to the moon. Mrs Bear isn't pleased, and anyway, she says, Baby Bear doesn't have a rocket. Luckily, there's one under the stairs . . .

Fang the cat must overcome his fear of water to show his best friend Molly that if he can do it, then so can she.

Meet Stormy, a confident and successful woman who doesn’t get nearly enough time outdoors. She finally decides on a weeklong hike all by herself. It’s time for her to enjoy herself again…little does she know that this hike will lead her to an entirely different perspective with more than one man ready to love her! In this episode, Stormy spends her time recovering from the powerful rough sex she experienced just hours ago. It’s easy to relive everything when the thoughts are so fresh and powerful in her mind.

Mia's Bathtime is a story about a four-year -old named Mia. After a long day at kindergarten, Mia looks forward to her favorite part of the day: bathtime. She remembers how her mom makes the water just the right temperature and creates a lot of bubbles with soap. Mia loves popping the bubbles and playing with colorful bath bombs that smell nice.

Songs for the essential parts of your toddler’s day – fun songs to listen to in the tub, and lullabies to ease your little one to sleep!