Vampires of San Francisco

4 books in series
4 out of 5 stars 240 ratings

Sucking in San Francisco Publisher's Summary

Working at a Suicide Prevention Center in San Francisco, Lily Goodwill thinks she's heard it all - then she gets a call from a man about to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. Something about the caller, maybe his yummy British accent or Lily's ability to understand his crushing ennui, makes her break all the rules and rush to meet him. After all, she is a vampire and if she can't talk him down she can glamour him. But things don't go according to plan.

Her caller glows with blue fire and turns out to be a vampire-hating Djinn. Suddenly, for the first time in centuries he's found something intriguing. Is Lily really a vampire with a conscience and an obsessive-compulsive disorder, involving Handi-wipes and Lysol, or is she just another bloodsucker?

Add in another vampire, with a history of female lovers stretching over three centuries, who swears he's reformed and declares his undying love for Lily. Stir in a mean pair of witches and a vicious warlock, who are staking vampires around the city and you have a recipe for riotous adventure of supernatural proportions.

Lily Goodwill is a quick thinking, smart-talking vampire who's still figuring out how she feels about dining al fresco in the City by the Bay.

©2012 Jessica McBrayer (P)2013 Jessica McBrayer
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  • Book 1

    • Sucking in San Francisco

    • Lily Goodwill's Story, Volume 1
    • By: Jessica McBrayer
    • Narrated by: Valerie Gilbert
    • Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 117
    • Performance
      3.5 out of 5 stars 105
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 108

    Working at a Suicide Prevention Center in San Francisco, Lily Goodwill thinks she's heard it all - then she gets a call from a man about to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. Something about the caller, maybe his yummy British accent or Lily's ability to understand his crushing ennui, makes her break all the rules and rush to meet him. After all, she is a vampire and if she can't talk him down she can glamour him. But things don't go according to plan.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Great story, but....

    • By Tara on 12-04-13

    Regular price: $19.95

  • Book 2

    • Hell Hounds Are For Suckers

    • San Francisco Vampire Series
    • By: Jessica McBrayer
    • Narrated by: Valerie Gilbert
    • Length: 1 hr and 58 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 67
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 56
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 58

    Vampire, Hannah's best friend has coupled up and Hannah is feeling alone and lonely. One night on a stroll through her favorite grave-yard she is be-hounded by a small growling fur ball. The puppy refuses to leave and reluctantly she takes him in. She soon needs expert advice because the puppy won't eat any of the expensive dog chow she buys and burps fire.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • East Bay Vamp!

    • By Isis on 05-15-14

    Regular price: $6.95

  • Book 3

    • Sucking Bites

    • San Francisco Vampires, Series #3
    • By: Jessica McBrayer
    • Narrated by: Valerie Gilbert
    • Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 34
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 32
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 32

    Lily Goodwill, the vamp with a heart of gold, gets a disturbing call on the Suicide Prevention Hotline. A hysterical caller is convinced a werewolf is breaking into his house. Lily dispatches the appropriate services, convinced that "someone is off their meds". Soon enough, Lily is fighting for her life against a hairy beastie. She is supported by her almost-fiancee, the brooding French vampire Sebastian, who adores the ground she walks on, and Aidan, the 5,000-year-old vampire-hunting jinni, who scarfs energy for breakfast and believes he's waited his entire existence for Lily.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Gives new meaning to "Bite me"

    • By Jan on 04-28-16

    Regular price: $19.95

  • Book 4

    • Suckers Go to Hell

    • Vampires of San Francisco, Book 4
    • By: Jessica McBrayer
    • Narrated by: Valerie Gilbert
    • Length: 3 hrs and 2 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 22
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 21
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 21

    When the Vampire Hannah falls in love with Diel, a hot Demon, things warm up in more ways than one. Her Life-mate's parents, insist on meeting Hannah, so it's off to Hell they're bound. First Lily, Hannah's BFF and a fashionista, takes the Goth girl in hand. Who knew she had legs? Everyone is stunned and ambiguous about the new look, a designer babe Ganja Girl. You can't go to Hell for the Holidays without your Hell Hound and you probably need to bring a devastatingly handsome Djinn friend, to get your back, just in case the in-laws aren't as friendly as they claim to be.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • New world

    • By Lauren Alumbaugh on 09-23-16

    Regular price: $14.95