Dark Ones
13 books in seriesA Girl's Guide to Vampires Publisher's Summary

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Book 1
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A Girl's Guide to Vampires
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 13 hrs and 15 mins
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Joy Randall's Top-five tips for vampire hunters: Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, 10-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker. Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire. No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better....
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Couldn't get past the fat-shaming elements
- By Michelle on 01-13-20
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A Girl's Guide to Vampires
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 13 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 01-29-13
- Language: English
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Book 2
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Sex and the Single Vampire
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 11 hrs and 12 mins
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It's not easy finding love when you're nine hundred years old . . . And undead Romance novelist Christian Dante is sexy and arrogant, a true alpha male. He's also a Dark One (aka vampire), doomed to spend eternity cruising the singles scene in search of the one woman who can redeem his soul. But finally he's found the love that Fate has chosen for him. Too bad she sees dead people and likes to play with demons.
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Not at all like her previous works!
- By Barbara on 02-14-13
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Sex and the Single Vampire
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 11 hrs and 12 mins
- Release date: 01-29-13
- Language: English
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Book 3
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Sex, Lies, and Vampires
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
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Are you responsible for lifting a centuries-old curse from the sexiest vampire you’ve ever seen? Does a demon lord want to destroy you? Have you somehow inadvertently bound several mummies to your soul? Are you the last hope for a lost little boy? If you’ve answered “yes” to any of the above . . . you’re in big trouble! Those are a few of the problems facing Nell Harris, a real charmer - no, really . . . a real Charmer - once she hooks up with Adrian Tomas. A devastatingly hot Dark One who’s earned the unfortunate title “the Betrayer” for selling out his own kind to a very nasty demon, Adrian needs Nell in the worst way.
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Laugh out loud fun
- By Manon on 02-03-13
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Sex, Lies, and Vampires
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 01-29-13
- Language: English
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Book 4
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Even Vampires Get the Blues
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Carrington MacDuffie
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
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Paen Scott is a Dark One: a vampire without a soul. And his mother is about to lose hers too if Paen can't repay a debt to a demon by finding a relic known as the Jilin God in five days. Half-elf Samantha Cosse may have gotten kicked out of the Order of Diviners, but she's still good at finding things, which is why she just opened her own private investigation agency. Paen is one of Sam's first clients and the only one to set her elf senses tingling, which makes it pretty much impossible to keep their relationship on a professional level.
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Meh
- By Raquel on 10-13-19
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Even Vampires Get the Blues
- Narrated by: Carrington MacDuffie
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 08-30-13
- Language: English
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Book 4.5
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Bring Out Your Dead
- Dark Ones
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Gemma Dawson
- Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
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Battling a demon lord is all in a day's work for the Dark One named Sebastian. But now he must take on a horde of unhappy zombies and an obnoxious teen vampire if he wants to win the hand of the one woman who can make him whole. Ysabelle is a woman with a past, and not a whole lot of future if a certain demon lord has his way. With zombies, demons, and a little thing like death standing in her way, will she find happiness in the man who's seen more darkness than she can imagine?
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Funny and steamy!
- By R. Jones on 01-15-20
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Bring Out Your Dead
- Dark Ones
- Narrated by: Gemma Dawson
- Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 11-28-17
- Language: English
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Book 5
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The Last of the Red-Hot Vampires
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
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Physicist Portia Harding's life is grounded in facts. There's nothing that can't be explained by logic and science. Until she travels with her best friend to England - and accidentally summons an ethereal Virtue who bequeaths her gift of weather control to Portia.... Now Portia's walking around with a literal cloud over her head - and a heart - stopping handsome maniac trying to kidnap her. But Theondre North is no run-of-the-mill maniac. He's a nephilim - the son of a fallen angel - who needs Portia's help to change his fate.
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Fantasy with Laughs
- By Empress Karen on 04-14-14
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The Last of the Red-Hot Vampires
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 09-09-13
- Language: English
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Book 6
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Zen and the Art of Vampires
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
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While on a singles tour of Europe, Seattle's own Pia Thomason is looking for a man and trying not to think about her 40th birthday. Too bad her choice of suitors is less than appealing. But when she meets two mysterious strangers in Iceland, Pia becomes immersed in an undead love affair.
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Not full novel. cliffhanger.
- By Giggles2 on 09-21-16
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Zen and the Art of Vampires
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
- Release date: 05-11-10
- Language: English
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Book 7
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Crouching Vampire, Hidden Fang
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 9 hrs and 41 mins
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Humor and romance mix delightfully in Katie MacAlister’s New York Times best-selling novels. In this installment of the Dark Ones series, Pia is discovering that wedded bliss with a vampire is a very elusive proposition. With her hubby not trusting her, and his best friend missing, Pia finds solace in her plain old Seattle life. But that all changes when she and Kristoff are falsely implicated in crimes against vampire-kind.
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Good Fun
- By AMV on 09-17-10
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Crouching Vampire, Hidden Fang
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 9 hrs and 41 mins
- Release date: 08-04-10
- Language: English
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Book 8
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In the Company of Vampires
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins
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Katie MacAlister’s sultry paranormal romances zip to the top of best-seller lists across the globe. Here, Francesca Ghetti returns to GothFaire in order to deal with her latest problem, Loki - the Norse god of mischief. However, Fran is surprised to once again encounter her ex, the vampire Benedikt, who just happens to have his new girlfriend on his arm. And that’s just the beginning, as Vikings, shapeshifters, and rabid opera fans soon work their way into her life.
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Felt like I was missing something
- By katy on 07-08-20
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In the Company of Vampires
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins
- Release date: 11-09-10
- Language: English
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Book 9
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Much Ado About Vampires
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Nichole Poole
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
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Katie MacAlister’s sultry paranormal romances zip to the top of best-seller lists across the globe. Here, Corazon Ferreira discovers she was the mate of a gorgeous vampire in a previous life. But despite the lingering attraction Corazon feels, the image of the vampire killing a victim just won’t leave her mind. Only when her life depends on him does she finally decide to ignore her head and listen to her heart.
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Fun Read, but the series is getting tired
- By Katherine on 02-24-13
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Much Ado About Vampires
- Narrated by: Nichole Poole
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 10-05-11
- Language: English
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Book 10
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A Tale of Two Vampires
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
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Iolanthe Tennyson has had a very bad year—due in part to the very bad men in her life. So she’s accepted her cousin’s invitation to spend the summer in Austria to indulge her photography hobby. Rumors of a haunted forest there draw Iolanthe into the dark woods—and into the 18th century.... Nikola Czerny is a cursed man, forced by his half brothers to live forever as a Dark One. But his miserable existence takes an intriguing turn when a strange, babbling woman is thrown in his path.
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More of a Carry On Vamp than Interview With A Vamp
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 12-09-12
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A Tale of Two Vampires
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 09-11-12
- Language: English
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Book 11
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The Vampire Always Rises
- Dark Ones
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 6 hrs and 58 mins
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Growing up in a religious cult, Tempest could only dream of the world outside. Once free, Tempest is determined to live her life to the fullest, and to check off each item on her bucket list. First on her agenda - to meet an honest-to-goodness vampire. It's just a shame the one she finds doesn't understand how the whole Dark Ones thing is supposed to work. Luckily for him, she's patient.
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makes me laugh
- By Debbie on 11-24-18
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The Vampire Always Rises
- Dark Ones
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 6 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 11-28-17
- Language: English
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The Perils of Effrijim
- And Other Stories
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld, Scott Aiello
- Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
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This collection of two short stories and assorted short pieces were published previously, and gathered here for the first time. "The Perils of Effrijim" is loaded with quirky characters, a fast-paced story, and an adorable demon who just wants to be with his beloved. In "Cat Got Your Tongue", Joy Randall thought her honeymoon with husband Raphael was going to fulfill all her expectations, but almost immediately they run into a decades-old curse, a spurned ghostly first wife, and a long-dead randy Scottish Laird.
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Very Entertaining!
- By Amanda Romeo on 02-06-18
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The Perils of Effrijim
- And Other Stories
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld, Scott Aiello
- Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 10-19-17
- Language: English
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