Bedtime Stories for Cynics

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Make sure the kids aren’t around! Just because you’re a grown-up doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the art of the children’s bedtime story. Nick Offerman presents this collection of 12 short stories written in the style of a classic kids' tale, but with a decidedly dark and adult approach. What really happened after Snow White died, from the perspective of the one medically trained dwarf? A naive wizard professor reports back from the trenches of an underprivileged school of magic. A middle-aged man is haunted by the voices of his own aging body. The stories will make you laugh, cry and probably squirm a little. All performed by actors like Patrick Stewart, Alia Shawkat, Ellen Page, Mike Birbiglia, and many more.

Contains explicit content.

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    • More Bedtime Stories for Cynics

    • By: Kirsten Kearse, Gretchen Enders, Cirocco Dunlap, and others
    • Narrated by: Nick Offerman, Patrick Stewart, Alia Shawkat, and others
    • Length: 2 hrs and 46 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 4,677
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 4,303
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 4,294

    Make sure the kids aren’t around! Just because you’re a grown-up doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the art of the children’s bedtime story. Nick Offerman presents this collection of 12 short stories written in the style of a classic kids' tale, but with a decidedly dark and adult approach. What really happened after Snow White died, from the perspective of the one medically trained dwarf? A naive wizard professor reports back from the trenches of an underprivileged school of magic. And much more!

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Probably not for everyone

    • By Katie on 05-03-19

    Regular price: $6.95