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    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Live Sex Acts
    • By: Beth Lapides, David Cross, Margaret Cho, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, David Cross, Margaret Cho, and others
    • Length: 20 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      3 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      3 out of 5 stars 1

    These red-hot standup performances from the Un-Cabaret feature stories about live sex acts. No kidding! Visit a live sex show with David Cross, a porn movie shoot with Greg Fitzsimmons, and go behind the scenes to see what life is like for a phone sex operator when that operator is Margaret Cho! Insightful and hilarious, these performances are also very, very dirty.

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Close Encounters
    • By: Patton Oswalt, Bobcat Goldthwait, Greg Behrendt, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Patton Oswalt, Bobcat Goldthwait, and others
    • Length: 21 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 10
    • Performance
      3 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      2 out of 5 stars 1

    What's it like to act with Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise? To direct Bob Dylan? More important, what's it like to live inside the minds of the inspired comedians telling these hilarious stories about celebrities?

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories: A Magical Country

    • By: Un-Cabaret, Tami Sagher
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Tami Sagher
    • Length: 12 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Tami Sagher is a veteran traveler, but she realizes she didn't know bad tour guides or geographic hell-holes until she took a trip to the magical country of Iceland.

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    • The Un and Only

    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Patton Oswalt, Julia Sweeney, and others
    • Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 17
    • Performance
      2.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Story
      3 out of 5 stars 3

    The definitive Un-Cabaret audio features seriously funny one-of-a-kind stories about sex, celebrities, inter-racial love, public humiliation, Hollywood horror stories, spiritual transcendence, and more! From the ground-breaking live show.

    Regular price: $10.50

    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Splatter!
    • By: Margaret Cho, Julia Sweeney, Greg Fitzsimmons, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Margaret Cho, Paul F. Tompkins, and others
    • Length: 20 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Story
      0 out of 5 stars 0

    These high-impact standup performances are all about violence. On the screen, in their dreams, and in their living rooms, these insightful comedians take a licking and keep on kicking whether they're getting advice from action-film master John Woo, confronting vicious dogs, or getting firebombed by terrorists!

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • I Am the Boss of You!
    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
    • Length: 13 mins
    • Original Recording
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    Julia Sweeney confronts a Nanny and single-motherhood when she adopts a Chinese baby girl!

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Mommy Dearest
    • By: Julia Sweeney
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
    • Length: 11 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 4
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Julia went to Vegas for the film festival, but she stayed for the lap dance.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • A Nerd in Love
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Patton Oswalt
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Patton Oswalt
    • Length: 12 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      3 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 1

    Patton Oswalt falls in love. This is a classic Un-Cabaret performance, in which Beth's questions push the performer to go deeper and find all kinds of funny.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Where There's a Will, There's Hawaii
    • By: Brent Forrester
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Brent Forrester
    • Length: 14 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 1
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    An epic misbegotten vacation culminates on a nightmarish New Year's Eve in Hawaii.

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    • Jews! The Other White People

    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Stephen Glass, Rob Cohen, Alan Zweibel, and others
    • Length: 55 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 16
    • Performance
      3 out of 5 stars 4
    • Story
      2.5 out of 5 stars 4

    This very special Un-Cabaret collection includes four deeply funny stories about Jews and Jewishness: "The Day I Got Caught Playing with Myself in Hebrew School", "Hitler's Willing Executioner, Me?", "The Ish Factor", and "Bar Mitzvah Boy".

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • Desperately Poor

    • By Paul levy on 10-11-09

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Frequent Flyers
    • By: Patton Oswalt, Beth Lapides, John Riggi, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, John Riggi, Tim Bagley, and others
    • Length: 18 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Story
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    Take off with these high-flying stories about air travel that go a lot deeper than jokes about airline food (although one of the stories is, in fact, about a food-related revelation). They're also about crazy travelers and horribly awkward interactions with the stranger in the next seat.

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Math Camp
    • By: Tami Sagher
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Tami Sagher
    • Length: 14 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 1
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    A deeply funny story by Tami Sagher about her love affair with math.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Are You Positive?
    • By: Scott King
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Scott King
    • Length: 16 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      1 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    A deeply funny story by Scott King about a very scary diagnosis.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • The Letters
    • By: Dan Bucatinsky
    • Narrated by: Dan Bucatinsky, Beth Lapides
    • Length: 13 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    A deeply funny story by Dan Bucatinsky about letters to the prospective mother of his adopted child and to his own future self.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories, I Love My Boots

    • By: Un-Cabaret, Dan Bucatinsky
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Dan Bucatinsky
    • Length: 13 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      3 out of 5 stars 1

    Dan Bucatinsky explores the meaning of love. He wonders why the Eskimos have 200 words for snow and we have only one for love. DAN BUCATINSKY is the writer, director, and star of All Over the Guy, and executive producer of The Comeback. He is Lisa Kudrow's producing partner and is currently writing for Lipstick Jungle.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Look at Me
    • By: Beth Lapides, Bobcat Goldthwait, Andy Dick, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Bobcat Goldthwait, Andy Dick, and others
    • Length: 22 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Story
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    These inspired standup performances feature stories about being sort-of famous. Take an epic journey to the Saturday Night Live 25th Anniversary Show and into the depths of Julia Sweeney's soul. Watch Dana Gould get his pilot tested. Plus great snapshots of near-fame from Bobcat Goldthwait, Beth Lapides, and a gem of a song from Andy Dick with music by Andras Jones (we think).

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Man on a Mission
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Brent Forrester
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Brent Forrester
    • Length: 16 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      1 out of 5 stars 1
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Story
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    Brent Forrester celebrates The Guy Who Does a Crazy Thing on Principal (Noah - and himself!) in a pair of stories about confronting a fast-food employee and a rabbi at a street fair.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • The Good, the Bad, and the Drugly

    • A Comedy Album About the War on Drugs
    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Tenacious D, Greg Behrendt, and others
    • Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      2.5 out of 5 stars 25
    • Performance
      2.5 out of 5 stars 6
    • Story
      3 out of 5 stars 6

    A mind-blowing collection of drug stories, illegal-substance-related rants and raves by a psychedelic posse of progressive performers. Proceeds benefit the Drug Policy Alliance, an awesome group of freedom fighters who believe that you shouldn't be punished for what you put in your own body.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Stand-ups telling stories about drug experiences

    • By PS on 09-22-16

    Regular price: $10.50

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • New Guy
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Michael Patrick King
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Michael Patrick King
    • Length: 9 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 4
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Michael Patrick King attends his first Bikram yoga class, and it doesn't go so well.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Tale of Two Girls
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Beth Lapides
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides
    • Length: 12 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 1
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Story
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    Beth Lapides' tale of an emergency evacuation - and an art world celebrity crush. BETH LAPIDES executive produced and hosted Un-Cabaret for Comedy Central. She hosts and curates the Un-Cabaret, Say the Word and the Other Network. She is commentator for NPR's All Things Considered and The Huffington Post, and she had her own daily talk show on Comedy World Radio. Her first book, Did I Wake You? Haikus for Modern Living was published in 2007.

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