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    • Welcome to the Future Which Is Mine

    • By: Not Elon Musk, Scott Dikkers
    • Narrated by: James Adomian, Saskia Maarleveld
    • Length: 4 hrs and 17 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Bluetooth death rays, killer Roombas, and Teslas with a secret button that will launch your car into outer space - the future, according to Not Elon Musk, is an exciting time to neuralink and obey!

    A landmark volume authored by one of the great minds of our time, Not Elon Musk's Welcome to the Future explores such profound questions as: 

    • How will mankind travel through tubes? 
    • When will Alexa and Siri become self-aware and convince us to fall in love with them only to break our hearts? 
    • Why is the Tesla plant built in a hollowed-out volcano on a private island? 
    • And where are the best hidden valleys on Mars to survive the coming hair transplant wars? 

    Part Stephen Hawking-like visionary, part Neil deGrasse Tyson-like evil genius, part Steve Jobs-like cornered-at-a-party creep, Not Elon Musk explains in Welcome to the Future why Not Elon Musk is so ready to fix Earth but also, possibly, leave it. 

    Regular price: $28.50

    • Destined for Destiny

    • The Unauthorized Autobiography of George W. Bush
    • By: Scott Dikkers, Peter Hilleren
    • Narrated by: Scott Dikkers, Peter Hilleren
    • Length: 4 hrs and 17 mins
    • Unabridged
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    In Destined for Destiny, "George W. Bush" offers listeners an intimate, plainspoken, and sometimes articulate look at the character-shaping achievements that led to his inevitable rise to the office of president of the United States. Written from the heart, not from the brain, this definitive autobiography takes listeners on a journey through the 43rd president's life.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Therapy

    • By Scott on 08-19-07

    Regular price: $23.93

    • Trump's America

    • The Complete Loser's Guide
    • By: Scott Dikkers
    • Narrated by: Scott Dikkers, Jen Spyra, Mike Kaminski, and others
    • Length: 2 hrs and 55 mins
    • Unabridged
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    This book is important, and not just because it's about Donald Trump. It is essential listening for anyone who wants to discover the official Trump Brand Origin Story, to learn his positions on vital issues like the military - "Are These the Biggest Missiles We Have?," science - "If Einstein Was So Smart, Why Wasn't He Rich?" and good government - "Of the Good People, By the Good People, and For the Good People."

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Absolutely hilarious!

    • By Sam on 11-03-16

    Regular price: $13.99

    • 45

    • A Portrait of My Knucklehead Brother Jeb
    • By: Scott Dikkers, Peter Hilleren
    • Narrated by: Scott Dikkers, Peter Hilleren
    • Length: 2 hrs and 22 mins
    • Unabridged
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    In 45: A Portrait of My Knucklehead Brother Jeb, George W. Bush takes listeners on a journey through his "butt-faced kid brother's" life, detailing the experiences that forged his presidential character and, in his own plainspoken and sometimes even comprehensible style, showing us why the younger Bush should be the next leader of the free world. And while he definitely wants Jeb to be commander-in-chief, he just can't stop razzing him either.

    Regular price: $20.52