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    • When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It

    • By: Ross Patterson
    • Narrated by: Ross Patterson
    • Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 220
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 203
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 202

    You’re goddamn right. I’m still sitting at the same weathered wooden table in the back of Manhattan’s oldest bar where I just finished my first masterpiece, At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed. The second I finished it, I started writing this one. I’m now 14 beers deep, and I’ve polished off an entire eight ball of yay. The phrase “everything in moderation” applies to everything except cocaine, booze, and prostitutes.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • A masterclass in being a man, disguised as fiction

    • By Bohican_ on 09-12-18

    Regular price: $19.95

    • At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed

    • By: Ross Patterson
    • Narrated by: Ross Patterson
    • Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 727
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 671
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 673

    Saint James Street James is a tall, extremely muscular, 32-year-old man whose attributes and possessions include a mind stronger than Socrates on acid; a magnificent horse he loves more than anything in the world; a package so large that it requires a signature; a beautiful, passionate wife with a rack so perfect it belongs on a billiard table; a shit ton of children; and his own personal gold mine. His life, set in 1849 against the backdrop of the California gold rush, is one long parade of amazing sex, dynamite montages, and whiskey.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • WTF!!

    • By Andrew on 06-24-16

    Regular price: $34.99

    • Seducing Shakespeare

    • By: Tabitha Ross, James Patterson - foreword
    • Narrated by: Ashford McNab
    • Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 2

    William Shakespeare has fallen in love - with the beautiful Marietta DiSonna. Her fiery heart has inspired his sonnets and her steady gaze, his plays. But what Shakespeare doesn't know is that all the men and women are merely players in a grand production, and even Marietta is enacting a role. That is, of course, unless Shakespeare can seduce her in return....

    Regular price: $11.39