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He's scabrous, he's awful, and he's back in full force to grace us in this new year. Catch up on all the goodies from 2000 with Greg's year in review.

In case you're just becoming familiar with AudibleProops, let us hip you: he's filled with poison, and yet he's delightfully wry. This week features "compassionate" conservatism, Ashcroft, and what's wrong with the far right and the far left. Too much? Greg provides just enough to make you feel like Ricky Martin at the inauguration: sexy, but deeply, deeply baffled.

Greg Proops gives his impressions of George W., Clinton as a Republican, and Meg Ryan's terminal case of the "cutes."

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All right, Christ, Buddha, and Zoroaster all walk into a bar...no, this is one you haven't heard before. We leave it up to master Proops to bring light to this trio. Also, Reagan's pale carbon copy? Gee, who could Greg be talking about? Tune in.

The Year "Never." In this installment, Greg riffs on American Beauty (13 top reasons why the movie "sucks"), doing comedy for the overpriviledged and jaded, Germany's 1932 election, and various and sundry rants on women, abortion, and RU-486.

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Inauguration's done, so let's do the do. The Proopdog riffs on the new leader of the (gulp) free world. Plus, Greg is invited to sit at the Republican Presidential Roundtable! Dig in. You have to hear it to believe it.

Grammy Winner for Best Spoken Comedy Album
Performed by George Carlin himself, and filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny.

New! Don't miss our AudibleComedy combo, featuring original humor from standups Greg Proops and Steve Marmel.

What's Greg's patriotic message for this week? From Scalia, the inevitable partisan bickering to come, beer can hats, it's almost too much for one to take. Have a listen.

Ready for this week's vitriol? Excellent! For you'll find out about "everyone" who voted for Bush, some of his cabinet positions, and how W's cabinet will, and will not, resemble Reagan's cabinet. Happy Holidays!

Sirens blazing, Greg Proops storms on the scene once again, so buckle up, and welcome to the ProopsMobile - it's fun! Bursting through the Grammys, barreling into NASCAR news, taking a right turn at Nixon's eulogy, Greg then takes it straight home to Iraq. Grab a dixie cup and dip right in! For Adults Only: Explicit language. Must be 18 years of age to purchase.

Ahoy little nippers, and let the Commodore of Crankiness welcome you aboard the hate boat! Set Dick Cheney's defibrillator on stun, and let's get going! First, the Oscars: why we keep getting sucked back into it, why Greg thinks they suck, and why the Golden Globes will always be better. Second, too many stars slow up Traffic, says Greg. Plus, Shakespeare got high and the Blue Man Group. Jump on!

Welcome back, campers! It's feeding time. Here, Greg serves up a delicious meal starting with his thoughts on Dubya meeting with foreign leaders, then moving right on to foot-and-mouth disease. Tasty, no? If after this you're still hungry, indulge yourself as Greg explains why inductees into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame should battle it out Survivor-style. (Burp)

Greg Proops: on a cool spring night, he's like tonic water - bitter, and horrible without alcohol. And yet, you won't be able to resist him. Kathie Lee Gifford: she's everything that's right about this country of ours - she's a funhouse mirror, and Greg wants her on television as much as poss. Huh? Spying on China, Britney Spears, and the new Dark Ages according to Greg are also what's up this time on AudibleProops.

Comedian Heidi Joyce's Stand-Up Against Domestic Violence is a comedy benefit featuring an all-star line-up of America's brightest and funniest women. All proceeds benefit the National Network Against Domestic Violence and other domestic violence charities across the country.

Welcome to the cavern of grumpiness, the source of the bitterness river, where the burning waters never stop whining. That would also be the studio of Greg Proops. Here, not only Teri Garr and Rob Lowe, but additionally, poorly cast movie stars are considered in Greg's review of how the Oscars should be re-vamped. He also touches on the loosening of pot laws in Switzerland, Darwinism as applied to high-risk sportsters, and Timothy McVeigh as martyr to other extremists.

The dictionary defines "raconteur" as "one who tells stories with skill and wit". This is the perfect description of Jeff Wayne. His comic brilliance is only matched by his fascination with the truly great show-business talents. It has driven him to meet many of his idols, such as Jay Leno, the Beatles, and Debbie Reynolds, and extract from them some of their best stories.

Suzanne Westenhoefer wields her politically incorrect brand of humor like a sledgehammer, breaking down the wall between gay and mainstream comedy. Her fresh and unique material earned her a comedy special on HBO and on the stages of various comedy clubs across the country - now see why.

Stand to!...for a journey into Greg's favorite part of Italy: Self Induglia. Hold on fast, as this is but a stone's throw from Self Loathia. He's qualified to "rock the mike" and is cooler than you - and has all the reasons in the Union to back this up. Listen to him, you might benefit. And if any sticks, it's yours. Free (no extras, no hiddens). Isn't Greg a jolly-good fellow?

Were it up to Greg, Robert Downey Jr. would be nominated President extant and emeritus of the Screen Actor's Guild. Why the American tourist in space is wrong, wrong, wrong; why we scored with W, what would Gore do?; what's going on in Venlo, Holland (drive-through drug shops), and more.

Hang on muskrats, because in this episode, Greg tackles the Bush twins...reveals that hedgehogs, too, get drunk...explains what haggis is (and other Scottish culinary thills)...and rants furiously on much more. Tune in!