FAKEST WEEK EVER, ALL-TIME DAD PIZZA RUNS + LOW HOOP DUNKS

"You smell like outside." Imagine coming inside after a grueling seven-game series of driveway basketball against your dad and you are just starving for Papa John's. We look back at the absolute glory of lowering the hoop to seven and a half feet to try Vince Carter dunks and the ultimate Heisman moment of your dad walking through the door with three pizzas. Plus, we settle the bracket for the fakest work weeks of the year and figure out which Thanksgiving side dishes compare to NBA legends.

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00:00 Intro and wearing a Brett Favre signed Packers hat
04:15 Doing the local sports radio voice for Thanksgiving sides
10:30 Breaking down why the week of Thanksgiving is the fakest work week
18:45 The crushing reality and depression of the Sunday after Thanksgiving
24:20 Remembering grassroots Black Friday at the Nike outlet in baggy sweatpants
32:15 The sheer danger of going out on Blackout Wednesday before seeing family
40:30 Answering emails and comparing Thanksgiving food to NBA players
49:15 Realizing you played against Luke Kuechly in high school
55:40 The absolute danger of taping your own ankles with spats for no reason
01:05:20 Pitching the perfect NFL color-on-color matchups for Easter and Valentine's Day
01:14:10 The pure magic of lowering the driveway hoop to seven and a half feet
01:21:30 The Dad Heisman moment of picking up the Little Caesars pizza