Today's News, December 11-12, 2025

IN POLITICAL NEWS 1) The Trump administration has now deported or encouraged people to self deport to the tune of 2.5 MILLION. This would work out to 10 million in Trump's term. By many accounts, that would be half of all illegals here. I know it's looking ahead, but a President J.D. Vance could oversee the final removal of all illegal criminals by the end of his second term. Meanwhile ICE was really busy in N'yawlins as they arrested oer 2,800 and deported over 11,800 . . . in a MONTH!. Kristi Noem's DHS acquired a new fleet of Boeing jets to facilitate faster removal! 2) The weak, cowardly, Pence-influenced IN senate will not redistrict, costing the GOP 1-2 seats. This knocks 2026 back into the razor edge zone of "safe" GOP seats, which I now have as 217. Now, as for some comments by these IN chodetokers: I am a Christian. I am a conservative. And right now, many of these people are metaphorically tossing babies into Moloch ovens because of "muh principles." Oh, and it couldn't be bribes from the holy offering plate, could it? As Seth Keshel points out, someone b gettin' rich from Big Pharma, and does not want a Trump/Bobby HHS taking away their, er, "tithe checks." There is good news: MD has ruled out redistricting. 3) The Comptroller of the Currency's Office has conclusive proof (or, if you are Clinton's adviser, Lanny Davis, "pwoof") that nine big banks engaged in de-banking. I personally know someone who was screwed by this and deserves a nice settlement. 4) I keep chattering about his, but it really is next gen warfare: President Trump has signed an order overriding all state AI regs and putting AI regulation in the hands of the feds. As long as Rs hold the executive, this will be vunderbar. You cannot allow NY or Kollyfornia to have final control over AI. Ever. 5) We'll see: HHS is threatening MN with loss of fed money due to its stratospheric welfare fraud. 6) Two women and a service dog were kiilled in a PA machete attack. Hmm. Machete is the preferred weapon of what group? 7) In a bipartisan bill, the House has reduced the red tape and time it takes to get water permits (can you say "AI data centers?") THIS IS PRECISELY THE KIND OF EFFORT THAT IT WILL TAKE, MANY TIMES OVER, TO MAKE THE HOUSE RELEVANT AGAIN. Six DemoKKKrats voted for it, only one inebriated R voted against. 8) President Trump has reaffirmed his support for the Punisher, Pete Hegseth, and Kristi Noem. 9) Erika Kirk pushed back against the conspiracy theories involving Charlie Kirk. "Just Stop," she said. Don't tell me Erika is Mossad too!! 10) A Columbia review found that Jewish students were called "murderers" and suffered continuous anti-Israel tirades. One question: did any of these analpustules ever criticize the Hamas Murder Pirates? 11) An electric school bus burst into flames in LA. You know, I cannot tell you the last time I heard of any gas-powered car just "bursting into flames." 12) How Republicans tricked Jazzy What-a-Crockett into running for the senate. 13) Gov. Ron DeSantis is being accused by the Miami Herald of diverting $35 million in taxpayer funds to defeat ballot initiatives he opposed. IN ILLEGAL CRIMINAL ALIEN NEWS 14) Remember this Kilmar Garcia catboxliner? I forgot all about him. Guess he had been put back back in fed daycare when yet another fungalicious judge says he must be released. Yeah, I'd release him. Then I'd give him an Uber to the judge's house. And a key. And maybe some superglue and feathers. 15) Ok, so in our last meeting I said I thought the Minny Skinny Fraud had legs, that it would be a "thing." Well, well. The Communist Broadcast System (CBS) just ran a big story on how the fraudsters had luxurious villas and luxury cars, all courtesty of the moronic Minny voters. Folks, as I noted on Monday when I reported the Minny Skinny fraudsters dipping their blood-soaked little hands into the MAINE Medicare system, this is going to unravel everywhere like one of Dinobernie's cheap geriatric suits. Now, Minny admits that nearly every single Somali family with children in the state is on welfare. IN TRANSOID NEWS 16) Good. This is 100% about sending the right signals. This administration won't L.I.E. fo D.E.I. (There's a protest slogan in there somewhere.) Anyway, RICHARD Levine, who chopped off certain organs to "become" Rachel, has had his real, birth name put back on his official portrait at HHS. IN ECONOMIC NEWS 17) EXXON is pausing a major clean-energy hydrogen project. 18) The Wall Street Urinal says this is the one! A new uber-life battery is just around the corner. You know, like the next Cowboys Super Bowl appearance. 19) Transpo Secretary Sean Duffy just pulled 9,500 trucks off the roads because drivers could not pass an English proficiency test. Good. 20) The number of Americans receiving unemployment dropped to a 10 month low. 21) The FED cut interest rates again. Good, We need about four more of these. 22) Shocked. Blue states with "green" energy mandates ...