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They Come to America

By: Comedy Here Often? Podcast Network
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  • Matt Marti and his sidekick Brendan Kelly are exploring what makes each of our fifty states tick. Each week, a guest will join Matt and they’ll discuss some stuff that they’ve experienced in whatever state the random state generator has determined is the topic of the day. Nothing is safe! Not even New Mexico! A podcast NOT terribly concerned with historical accuracy or actual facts, They Come to America is an intimate exploration of whatever these jackoffs know about whatever state they’re talking about. Come for the stories about a guy in a wheelchair flying down a random hill in South Dakota, stay because quarantine has dictated that you can’t leave the country!
    Copyright 2021 Brendan Kelly/Matt Marti
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  • Ep. 65. New Jersey (Part 1)

    Ep. 65. New Jersey (Part 1)
    Sep 6 2022
    Ah, New Jersey, where the men are angry sentient grease, the women are mistresses, the children are diners and strip malls, the young adults are pollution and capicola is gabagool. All this and more absolutely inexplicable nonsense as we're joined by Marti's future brother-in-law, Nick Tazza of Algernon Cadwallader to discuss the state that god forgot.

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Ep. 64. Minnesota (Part 1)

    Ep. 64. Minnesota (Part 1)
    Aug 23 2022
    Welcome to Minnesota featuring Tane Graves from the mighty Tightwire. Minnesota has been called a lot of things: the place where Fargo is (it's not), mean Wisconsin (eh..more true than you may think), and the Canadian south (completely true). Come for the snow, stay for the hot dish, then die and hear the whisperings all about how you really let yourself go in those last few months from beyond the grave. 

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    38 mins
  • Ep. 63. Return to America (Part One)

    Ep. 63. Return to America (Part One)
    Jul 12 2022
    After what I'm sure seemed like an aimless 40-year roam through the desert without your favorite podcast, we're back! Friend of the show Tim Browne of Elway fame joins us once more and we do what we do best: aimlessly bullshit. There are facts! There are stories! And there's probably some other stuff too. I forget. 

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    7 mins
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it's better than boobs

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