Ian and Matt are back! Zombies are stumbling on your lawn. You're ill-prepared, ill-equipped, but thankfully the illest podcast around will help you prepare for the impending zombie apocalypse. But oh no! The zombies are here! They're gnawing at your door screaming for you to listen... Season 3: 3D is here! How long will you survive?

It's the season 2 FINALE EPISODE folks! Featuring our good silly friend Tommy. We liked this topic so much we had to do it again! What horrible debased things would you do for a milly? Clean a gas station with your mouth? I'd do it for free!

Thank you so much for a great Season 2 clowns! Season 3 is otw but we will be taking a hiatus so be sure to follow us for more TS content!

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In this wacky ZANY episode, your favorite armchair philosophers discuss if they had to do something for all of eternity... what would it be? 

The boys imagine the fair from hell. Which attraction do you dare to ride?

In this INTERSTELLAR GUEST EPISODE ft. our good friend Trey, we finally answer the age old question: is there life out there? Are they the ones making those weird porn sidebar ads? All this and more in this episode of TS!

In this episode Matt and Ian get down and dirty with cryptids. Which are animals/things people claim to have seen, but have no proof of doing so. I'm talking Nessy! I'm talking Mothman!! I'm talking the North Carolina Education budget!!! Let us know what cryptid is your favorite!!!!

In a surprisingly intimate discussion, the boys rank their fears from Seriously Spooky to Freaking Not Scary At All. Everything from icky Vomit to fear of THE INCOMPARABLE POWER OF THE SUN is discussed. What are you afraid of?

In this MADDENING SUPER COOL DOUBLE UPLOAD EXTRAVAGANZA the boys talk about what they would do when bless with the power of the divine. A lot of really really dumb stuff, it turns out. In this episode, Ian has taken the form of the almighty. Watch ur back...