This week, Neptune recounts the chaotic tale of getting locked out by none other than a mischievous dog they were pet sitting—yes, the dog did it. Then we dive into the world of red reptiles—yep, there are species that naturally sport that fiery color, let's see if any surprise you! And finally, we wrap up with a sizzling round of Smash or Pass: Nail Design Trends—from crazy cateye to milky nails, we have opinions.

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In this delightfully chaotic episode, we dive deep into the very real struggle of finding the perfect pair of jean shorts — you know, the ones that don’t ride up, cut off circulation, or make you question every decision you’ve ever made in a fitting room. Then, we wade into the slimy (but fascinating) world of amphibians for a segment we’re calling “Facts and Phibs” — separating truth from toadally false when it comes to frogs. And finally, we tackle the mysterious phenomenon of the boomerang ex — why do guys you’ve dated always seem to reappear just when you’ve finally moved on?It’s fashion, it’s frogs, and it’s a little bit of emotional whiplash. Hit play and let’s unpack it all.

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This week, we’re not holding back. First up: zoos — conservation havens or outdated institutions? We dive into the hot debate over whether zoos should still exist, the ethics behind animal captivity, and what it really means to protect wildlife in 2025. Then, we get a little spooky with a segment on reptile keeper nightmares — from escaped snakes to dog-sized salamanders! And to round it all out: are we dry shampoo girls? It’s a surprisingly loaded question. We unpack the beauty standards, hygiene shortcuts, and the emotional rollercoaster of pretending we totally did wash our hair today.

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