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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Elizabeth (@lauraehamstra)! Dive in now to find out why it's been downloaded more than 2.5M+ times!

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Episodes
  • Agents of the Inquisition - 1.23 - The Hawkstar System
    Oct 9 2025

    As the days passed with no new missions, the Inquisitorial band added their personal touches to the chapel and created new daily rituals. Solomon’s health improved and he became accustomed to his new legs, Damien created new purity seals and taught the group how to fight alongside a psyker, Judge Rex led them all through Arbites meditations, and Morgan surprised the crew with random tasks at random hours to simulate the unexpected situations they were likely to face. Morgan informed Talos Ivo that he was now part of their crew and would be responsible for improving their Gellar field. While the other ignored Talos, Morgan found herself at times listening to his ramblings and Solomon began to see him as a kindred spirit. After 43 days, their next mission came through: to purchase a specific navigator at an upcoming auction.


    Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.


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    53 mins
  • Agents of the Inquisition - 1.22 - Sanctified
    Oct 2 2025

    Having spoken with Valentyne, Morgan gathered the crew to inspire them to stay the course. She then practiced combat tactics with Judge Rex in a successful attempt to get him to warm up to her. Solomon approached Damien like he would a Grox he wanted to befriend, and eventually Damien agreed that Solomon could move into his room to watch over him during the brother’s recovery.


    Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.


    Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition?

    - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join)

    - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)

    - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice

    - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)

    Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

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    56 mins
  • Agents of the Inquisition - 1.21 - The Taming of the Grox
    Sep 25 2025

    For four days, CL053T worked on Solomon, to save his life, as Solomon was stuck in a bizarre dream state. When he awoke, his body was covered in scars, his right eye had been replaced with an augmetic, his legs were clearly not his own and had been gen-hanced. Talos Ivo was recovering too, but of course without his legs. As Solomon recovered, Morgan spoke with Valentyne through her servitorized astropath. He reminded her that she could always threaten Judge Rex’s family if he won’t follow orders, and she called Damien in to have the inquisitor confirm that Valentyne himself had indeed sanctioned their mission and that the psyker was crucial.


    Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.


    Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition?

    - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join)

    - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)

    - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice

    - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)

    Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

    - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    55 mins
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loving it and so excited there are so many episodes. Ive learned all.i know about 40k from podcasts and this one is great at introducing different areas and equipment the lesser militaristic people of the cosmos visit and use. looking forward to more!

fantastic so far

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This is the only warhammer 40k actual play on audible and even without the competition, they absolutely rock. Phenomenal character development, voices, coordination between characters, and more. I simply cannot get enough.

absolutely phenomenal warhammer show

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I like this, its not "lore accurate" but it is a fun ride to lisen to.

Enough death, danger and plots to around.

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