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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Elizabeth (@lauraehamstra)! Dive in now to find out why it's been downloaded more than 2.5M+ times!

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Episodes
  • Agents of the Inquisition - 2.02 - Full Potential

    Agents of the Inquisition - 2.02 - Full Potential
    Jan 22 2026

    The Lucky Strike was boarded while its crew slept. Morgan awoke to an intruder in her room who seemed human, but moved like a Drukhari. The strange being claimed she had abducted Judge Rex on behalf of a client. Damien and Solomon discovered the door to their quarters had been welded shut, so they began tearing through it with weapons and warp fire while trying to make contact with anyone else aboard who could possibly help.


    Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.


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    Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

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    43 mins
  • Agents of the Inquisition - 2.01 - Threat Level Omega

    Agents of the Inquisition - 2.01 - Threat Level Omega
    Jan 15 2026

    The agents completed another mission, having rescued the Heretek Talos Ivo, and resolved the Drukhari incursion within the Hawkstar system. Morgan, Damien, Solomon, and Judge Rex set off once more in their ship, the Lucky Strike, awaiting information on their next mission.


    Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.


    Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition?

    - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join)

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    - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice

    - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)

    Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

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    46 mins
  • Agents of the Inquisition - 1.36 - Parting Gifts

    Agents of the Inquisition - 1.36 - Parting Gifts
    Jan 8 2026

    As Solomon duelled the Incubus, the wraithbone Warp gate opened a portal to Commorragh, and the Archon grew impatient, popping the heads of Governor Darius and the Astropath. Damien summoned his psychic abilities and finished off the Incubus, but the powers in the Warp overwhelmed him and he became possessed by the Deamon Kestrel. Morgan decided to leave the governor to his fate in favour of saving Damien, and she and the rest of the agents spoke holy words of encouragement until Damien finally forced Kestrel out once more. As the Deamon was pushed back, a light shone down and, miraculously, Darius was somehow alive.


    Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.


    Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition?

    - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join)

    - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)

    - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice

    - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)

    Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

    - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    56 mins
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loving it and so excited there are so many episodes. Ive learned all.i know about 40k from podcasts and this one is great at introducing different areas and equipment the lesser militaristic people of the cosmos visit and use. looking forward to more!

fantastic so far

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This is the only warhammer 40k actual play on audible and even without the competition, they absolutely rock. Phenomenal character development, voices, coordination between characters, and more. I simply cannot get enough.

absolutely phenomenal warhammer show

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I like this, its not "lore accurate" but it is a fun ride to lisen to.

Enough death, danger and plots to around.

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