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The Time Traveler's Guide to NOT Getting Caught

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  • This is the story of how I found a time traveling watch behind a dumpster and my subsequent adventures through time as I make the world a better place...for me...and sometimes for other people as well...I mean, I have no doubt other people also benefited from the changes I made, so in some ways, it's kind of the story of how I became the greatest hero of all time...as well as a guide for any of you who might wind up finding a time machine and becoming a time traveler.
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Episodes
  • Ch 22: That Time I Went Back to Plymouth Plantation to Paint Alvie's Face

    Ch 22: That Time I Went Back to Plymouth Plantation to Paint Alvie's Face
    May 17 2024

    It was time. Time for us to go back to the very first Thanksgiving and get my watch back from Alvie. Yes I know, it meant I had to go back to colonial America AGAIN, but despite the time period sucking, I was looking forward to a great meal and Alvie's great reckoning. Spoiler alert: I wind up getting my watch back...oh you don't like spoilers? Then why're you even reading these synopses?
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    31 mins
  • Ch 21: That Time I Met My Future Self

    Ch 21: That Time I Met My Future Self
    May 10 2024

    OMG, my future self who was 10 years older came back and rescued me from a miserable life being trapped in the past. And, if I may say, I was looking quite hot in my middle age. Me and myself wanted to do nothing more than bring Alvie to justice and reclaim my time traveling watch, but we both decided that first, we should go to a club and pick up a hot lady!
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    19 mins
  • Ch 20: Okay let's get this restarted

    Ch 20: Okay let's get this restarted
    May 3 2024

    Well, I was screwed. Not only was I stuck on the Titanic as it hit an iceberg, but I was also feeling super emasculated being held down by the two Alvies and getting my time traveling watch stolen from me. But all was not lost. I could still find a way to survive this whole ordeal, but in order for me to somehow get back to the present, I would first need to get on a lifeboat. But how...
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    41 mins
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