Episodios

  • When Carp Fall From the Sky and Love Speaks in Middle Fingers

    When Carp Fall From the Sky and Love Speaks in Middle Fingers
    Apr 6 2026
    🎙️ When Carp Fall From the Sky and Love Speaks in Middle Fingers
    What happens when a lake is under attack, armadillo becomes barbecue, and an Easter basket crosses every possible line?

    JB, Sandy, and Tricia kick things off by diving into a full-on ecological showdown on Lake Austin 🌊🐟. Invasive hydrilla is taking over, and the city’s controversial solution? Dropping thousands of carp into the lake from the sky. Yes—literal fish falling from helicopters. The crew debates whether this is genius… or “playing God,” as Sandy perfectly puts it.

    Then things take a wildly Texan turn 🤠🔥. A viral video sparks a no-holds-barred conversation about barbecued armadillo, leading to a call with JB’s sister Chris and a deep dive into “living off the land” stories that are equal parts shocking and hilarious.

    Sandy composing and performing an original ode to barbecued armadillo, featuring the unforgettable line: “Poor prairie lobster.” 🦔🎤

    The laughs keep coming as Sandy reveals the most unholy Easter basket surprise of all time 🐣😳—a handmade plaster cast of Tricia’s hand… permanently stuck giving the middle finger. “Nothing says ‘He is risen’ quite like that,” Sandy jokes, summing up their lovingly chaotic, gloriously strange marriage in one unforgettable moment.

    The episode also hits a heartfelt note with a tribute to longtime Austin weatherman Dan Robertson ❤️, followed by a jaw-dropping story of a daring air rescue that sounds more like a movie plot than real life.

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    21 m
  • When Coach Brown Calls & Can You Carry Someone Out of a Fire?

    When Coach Brown Calls & Can You Carry Someone Out of a Fire?
    Apr 6 2026
    When Coach Brown Calls & Can You Carry Them Out of a Fire? 🔥
    “If your house caught fire, could you actually carry your partner to safety?” 🤔
    That surprisingly big question sparks one of the most unforgettable moments in this episode of The JB and Sandy Show, and from there, things only get funnier, deeper, and more Austin than ever. Coach Brown kicks things off with an unexpected call that instantly derails the show—in the best way possible. Instead of hot takes, he dives headfirst into podcasting questions, mic debates, and even earns himself an iconic new nickname: “DJ Macky Mack.” 🎧😂
    From there, the crew jumps into a very Austin-sized emotional rollercoaster: 🌮 The possible fate of the legendary Chili’s at 45th & Lamar and why an ordinary restaurant became a not-so-ordinary local icon
    💪 Tricia’s all-out (and loud) attempt to prove she’s “freakishly strong” — with hilarious results
    🥚 JB’s bittersweet realization that his daughter has officially outgrown the Easter egg hunt
    🐊 Listeners calling in with jaw-dropping stories about eating armadillo, possum, and rattlesnake (yes, really)
    🌤️ A heartfelt moment honoring a beloved Austin TV staple, summed up simply with: “RIP to the Dan.” This episode perfectly captures what makes The JB and Sandy Show special—real laughs, real life, longtime friendships, and the shared experiences that make mornings in Austin feel familiar and fun.
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    14 m
  • You’re Probably Breaking This Texas Red-Light Rule

    You’re Probably Breaking This Texas Red-Light Rule
    Apr 5 2026
    That “mystery question” kicks off a hilarious, surprisingly eye-opening ride as JB, Sandy McIlree, and Tricia tackle the kind of everyday habit most people don’t think twice about—until now. Before the rule reveal, the crew launches into peak best-friends energy: Sandy McIlree calls it like it is—“JB, you got scammed, man.” 😆—as JB admits he’ll buy just about anything the algorithm drops in front of him (including “energy and focus” candy that… does absolutely nothing). The roasting is relentless, and the relatability is painfully real. 😂🍬

    Then Tricia comes in with the straight facts on the red-light phone debate, explaining why being stopped doesn’t necessarily mean you’re “off the hook.” It’s the kind of info that instantly makes you look around at the next intersection like… 👀 “Uh oh.” And just when you think it can’t get more chaotic-good, the show swerves into delightfully weird territory: competitive “speed puzzling” 🧩⚡, a laugh-out-loud nostalgia moment featuring homemade Easter baskets crafted from a cut-up cleaning bottle (decorated like a goose!) 🪿🎨, and the crown jewel—Sandy McIlree’s rapid-fire “Ode to the Easter Bunny.”

    🐰✍️ Highlights include the unforgettable line: “You think you could whip Santa in a bare-knuckle fist fight?” and the very serious consumer demand: “Only if my chocolate bunny is solid and not hollow.” Warm, funny, and full of memorable one-liners, this episode also carries a feel-good undercurrent: the trio’s gratitude and excitement about being back together on the air—and inviting everyone to come along for the ride. ❤️📻 ✅ Call to action: If this one made you laugh, think, or side-eye your phone at the next stoplight—subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with a friend who’s always “just checking one thing real quick” at red lights. 🚦😉📲
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    19 m
  • Five Emotional Minutes & a Watermelon Sucker

    Five Emotional Minutes & a Watermelon Sucker
    Apr 5 2026
    Could You Be the Quiet Person We All Need? 😂🎧

    Episode Description
    Are you allowed only five emotional minutes a day before you have to “go gangsta”? 😄 That question sets the tone for another wildly entertaining episode of The JB and Sandy Show, where heartfelt moments, unexpected wisdom, and pure Austin-style chaos collide.
    This episode is packed with unforgettable stories and instant-classic moments — starting with Sandy’s legendary Easter church story that goes completely off the rails (yes, it involves Here Comes Peter Cottontail and a very red-bottomed exit 🐰😳). It’s one of those stories that makes you laugh and think, “Yep…that explains everything about Sandy.”

    Tricia delivers a standout Trishpiration, flipping a famous quote into something hilariously practical and painfully relatable:
    👉 “Be the quiet person you wish to sit next to in the movie theater.” 🎬
    If you’ve ever endured a crunchy, clanky, never-ending salad mid-movie — you’ll feel seen.

    The crew also dives into: ✨ Nostalgia and emotion sparked by iconic TV moments
    ✨ Why certain shows hit deeper than expected
    ✨ JB’s latest impulse-buy curiosity (with mixed reactions 😬🍉)
    ✨ Genuine laughs that only come from friends who know each other too well

    Notable quotes that listeners won’t stop talking about:
    • 💬 “You’re allowed five emotional minutes… then you gotta do the things.”

    • 💬 “Be the quiet person you wish to sit next to in the movie theater.”

    • 💬 “I think one of my saddle shoes stayed behind.”

    This episode perfectly captures The JB and Sandy Show’s magic — real conversations, ridiculous humor, and moments that somehow sneak up and make you reflect… right after you stop laughing.

    🎙️ Don’t miss this one.
    Subscribe now so you never miss an episode, leave a review if it made you laugh (or snort), and share it with a friend who needs better movie theater etiquette. 😆⭐📲


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    16 m
  • Sandy Nervously Asks JB a Question

    Sandy Nervously Asks JB a Question
    Mar 13 2026
    Episode Description:
    When did apartment living turn into a full-blown lifestyle experiment? 🤔

    In this episode of The JB and Sandy Show, JB and Sandy dive headfirst into the ever-changing Austin landscape—where new apartment buildings pop up overnight and the amenities are… let’s just say, unexpected. From pickleball courts becoming the ultimate selling point to amenities that make you stop and say, “Oh Lordy” 😲, the conversation is equal parts hilarious and eye-opening.

    The laughs keep coming as the duo breaks down some of the strangest apartment features they’ve ever heard of—cat-themed buildings, wine vaults, podcast studios, and even a system designed to track irresponsible pet owners 🐶👀. It’s a sharp, witty look at how times have changed and how far “luxury living” is willing to go to grab attention.

    The tone shifts when the show tackles a more serious topic: recent peeping incidents in Austin neighborhoods. Sandy shares a personal story that’s both unsettling and powerful, reinforcing an important message about awareness, trust, and speaking up. As JB puts it, instinct matters—and ignoring it can come at a cost.

    Then comes one of the most memorable and unexpectedly wholesome moments of the episode. Sandy nervously asks JB a question no one saw coming: “Will you go walk with me?” 🚶‍♂️😄 What starts as an awkward pause turns into a genuine conversation about connection, conversation, and why sometimes the simplest invitations feel the biggest. It’s funny, honest, and surprisingly heartfelt—classic JB and Sandy.

    From laugh-out-loud banter to meaningful reflections, this episode perfectly captures what makes the show special: real conversations, real stories, and zero pretense.

    👉 Don’t miss this one. Subscribe to The JB and Sandy Show, leave a review if it made you laugh (or think), and share it with someone who appreciates smart talk with a side of humor 🎧✨

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    21 m
  • Tricia's Whisker War

    Tricia's Whisker War
    Mar 13 2026
    Episode Description:
    Why do we root so hard for one animal… and absolutely against another? 🧐 In this laugh-out-loud episode of The JB and Sandy Show, curiosity takes flight as the conversation kicks off with a beloved Austin tradition—the return of Athena, the great horned owl who comes back to the same spot every spring to lay her eggs 🦉💛. JB and Sandy dive into why watching a simple live cam can be so oddly mesmerizing, how quickly humans choose sides in the animal kingdom, and why “the host animal always becomes the favorite.”

    From there, things take a sharp (and hilarious) turn into what might be the most relatable declaration of confidence ever: “I’m winning the whisker war.” 😂 What starts as a casual family announcement spirals into a brutally honest, no-filter discussion about magnifying mirrors, maintenance routines, and how something barely visible can suddenly feel like all anyone can see. If you’ve ever inspected your reflection a little too closely, this one will hit home.

    The episode also tackles spring break decisions with JB weighing the pros and cons of traveling versus staying close to home 🌆🍽️. Flight delays, packed destinations, amazing local restaurants, and stress-free relaxation spark a thoughtful—and funny—debate about whether a staycation might actually be the ultimate luxury. As Sandy puts it, skipping the chaotic trip home might be the most relaxing part of all.

    Memorable moments include debates about cheering for owls versus snakes, the terrifying mental image of extreme skincare treatments, and the unforgettable comparison of a hotel pool suddenly turning into “a Carnival cruise.” 😂

    If you love local stories, real-life humor, and conversations that feel exactly like sitting around with friends, this episode delivers.

    👉 Don’t miss it! Subscribe to the show, leave a review, and share this episode with a friend who needs a laugh—or who’s secretly watching a live animal cam right now 👀🎙️
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    10 m
  • You Are Not a Culinary Explorer, You're Slinging Ranch Dressing

    You Are Not a Culinary Explorer, You're Slinging Ranch Dressing
    Mar 13 2026
    “Naked Season Is Here 😳🥗 — From Naked Burglars to Ranch Diplomats Gone Rogue”

    “At what point do you wake up to a naked stranger in your house and realize… spring has officially arrived?” 🤯 Welcome to one of the most unhinged, hilarious, and oddly insightful episodes of The Sandy Show, where warmer weather doesn’t just mean sunshine—it means Naked Season has officially begun. 🌸🔥 Sandy and Tricia kick things off with a story so absurd it instantly earns Sandy Show legend status: a completely naked burglar breaking into homes… through unlocked doors. Over and over again. 😳🚪

    As the duo tries to answer the truly important questions—Does he drive naked? Does he undress first? Is this extreme burglaring?—the laughs come fast, but so does a real safety reminder: lock your doors. It’s classic Sandy Show energy—comedy wrapped in common sense. 😂🔐

    From there, the episode takes another sharp (and hilarious) turn into pop culture drama as Katy Perry finds herself tangled in yet another lawsuit—this time against an Australian fashion designer who happens to share her name. Sandy and Tricia break down the pattern, questioning when “protecting your brand” starts to feel a little… mean. 🎤⚖️

    And just when you think it can’t get more delightfully weird, ranch dressing enters the chat.
    Yes, ranch. America’s favorite condiment is apparently too powerful for Europe, and now Hidden Valley is hiring people to travel overseas and spread the gospel of ranch. Eight weeks. Paid travel. Ranch diplomacy. Sandy calls it like it is: you’re not a culinary explorer—you’re slinging ranch. 🤠💼

    The episode wraps with rapid-fire reflections you didn’t know you needed: genetically modified popcorn-flavored tomatoes 🍅🍿, the proper foods that absolutely belong in ranch, and one final joke so bad it might actually be brilliant—depending on who you ask. (RIP dinosaur joke 🦖💀)

    This episode is pure Sandy Show chaos in the best way—laugh-out-loud moments, ridiculous stories, and just enough truth to keep you hooked from start to finish.

    👉 Don’t miss out.
    Subscribe to The Sandy Show, leave a review if this episode made you laugh out loud, and share it with a friend who loves a little chaos with their morning. 🎧❤️
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    12 m
  • Women Have To Live On High Alert

    Women Have To Live On High Alert
    Mar 13 2026
    “If you could change just one small thing to feel safer, healthier, or happier—would you do it?” That question sits quietly at the heart of this fast-moving, laugh-out-loud, thought-provoking episode of The Sandy Show—an episode that somehow manages to jump from yoga mats to movie legends, from microwave clocks stuck in French to serious conversations about women’s safety… and makes it all feel perfectly connected. 😄🎧

    Sandy and Tricia bring their signature chemistry and curiosity as they unpack the everyday moments that spark bigger conversations. The show kicks off with a surprisingly powerful reminder about why mixing up your workout routine could actually change your life—setting the tone for an episode all about staying flexible, aware, and open to change. 💪🧘‍♀️

    Then come the laughs. One of the most relatable moments? Tricia’s confession that she refuses to manually change the microwave clock—“That’s the kitchen time zone now.” 😂 Even better, when the microwave mysteriously switches languages and becomes very French, the studio spirals into pure Sandy Show chaos. 🇫🇷⌛

    But this episode doesn’t just make you laugh—it makes you think. A standout segment dives into Uber’s new feature allowing women to request women drivers, sparking an honest, emotional discussion about safety, parenting, and the reality women navigate every day. One unforgettable line sums it up perfectly: “Women have to live on high alert—and this helps.” It’s real, it’s raw, and it’s a conversation many listeners will deeply connect with. 🚗💬 Pop culture fans get plenty to love too. There’s excitement (and relief) for Rambo fans as Sylvester Stallone confirms his involvement in the franchise’s origin story—proving legends never really leave. 🎬🔥 Add in reflections on iconic technology like the Palm Pilot, a bizarre but adorable runaway tortoise story, and a rapid-fire “Care or Don’t Care” segment that hits everything from housecleaner confessions to sports headlines, and you’ve got an episode that truly has it all. 🐢⚾🧹 This is one of those episodes that feels like hanging out with friends who make you laugh, make you think, and somehow always say the thing you didn’t know you needed to hear.

    👉 Don’t miss it.
    Subscribe to The Sandy Show, leave a review if it made you laugh (or nod along), and share this episode with someone who could use a smile—or a reminder they’re not alone. 🎧❤️
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    16 m